108. Nobody sweats, not even in the desert.
109. Members of the elite 00 team like to sit with their backs against large windows because I guess they don't have any enemies.
110. Even though you're confident enough to tell Blofeld and the entire boardroom that you'll volunteer to kill the Pale King because you're definitely not an amateur, don't make any attempt at fighting back when David Bautista picks you up by your face and starts digging his thumbs into your eyes sockets.
111. Zero to sixty in 3.2 seconds isn't good enough when Bautista's Jaguar can do it in 3.0 seconds, which you would have known if you'd only bothered to look it up on topspeed.com.
112. Whatever you do, DON'T shoot the mouse because the little guy might lead you to the secret room, and then don't bother checking for studs before punching a hole in the wall because you're drunk anyway.
113. When you're holed up in the basement of a cabin in Austria hiding from assassins and your sole purpose in life is to keep your daughter safe, don't simply give James Bond the coordinates to Blofeld's lair, but instead, ignore the surveillance camera on the ceiling because it couldn't possibly be hacked, and tell Bond where to find your daughter, thus placing her in harm's way, and then cryptically mention the name of a hotel in Tangier that has a secret room in the honeymoon suite, which you could have simply explained without involving your daughter at all, and then kill yourself so that if Bond doesn't coincidentally stumble upon a mouse that leads him to said secret room, he can't ever contact you again if he needs to ask a follow up question.
114. It takes less than 3 minutes to scour every room of a building the size of a giant resort hotel, find the girl, untie her, jump down 10 stories to the safety net, find a boat that apparently had keys in its ignition, and then speed off to a safe distance before the whole place blows.
114. After Blofeld crawls away from the burning helicopter that you downed with your pistol from several hundred yards away, and you decide not to kill him but instead, to empty your ammo cartridge on the ground in a symbolic gesture, be sure not to check him for weapons before you casually turn your back and walk away, because I guess your instincts assured you that there's no reason to suspect that the psychopath who's been torturing you from the shadows for decades might be packing.
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mariakelly-04164
8 years ago
When you're a MI6 agent who starts to interrogate mice at gunpoint, it's time to consider a career change.
Kara, we're inside a Russian Army Base in the middle of Afghanistan.
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ActionJunkie007
8 years ago
113. When you're holed up in the basement of a cabin in Austria hiding from assassins and your sole purpose in life is to keep your daughter safe, don't simply give James Bond the coordinates to Blofeld's lair, but instead, ignore the surveillance camera on the ceiling because it couldn't possibly be hacked, and tell Bond where to find your daughter, thus placing her in harm's way, and then cryptically mention the name of a hotel in Tangier that has a secret room in the honeymoon suite, which you could have simply explained without involving your daughter at all, and then kill yourself so that if Bond doesn't coincidentally stumble upon a mouse that leads him to said secret room, he can't ever contact you again if he needs to ask a follow up question.
This one has me cracking up!! Seriously, there was no reason to involve her at all! But hey, you never know, maybe Mr. White just thought James could use "one last screw" before he died a sad and pathetic washed up assassin, and what better than his young, attractive, fkd in the head from daddy issues daughter half his age??
Who's strangling the cat?
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