100 things We learned from Watching Spectre

74) Despite being drilled two times for several seconds and experiencing a close-proximity blast, there's still enough ability for a man to be able to have the immediate strength and mental capability to wield a high-recoil assault rifle with commendable marksmanship and still have enough time and accuracy to pick off the last guard for a full 3 second staredown before the man can shoot back.

75) Human Intelligence is obsolete - because drones can act as an inside man and have the capability of gaining as much details as a man in proper cover.

76) A quartermaster has a head for knowing non-alcoholic beverages inasmuch having the ability to order a man a Digestive Prolytic Enzyme Shake.

77) A quartermaster thinks he knows better than a 00 what he saw at a Roman meeting that he never witnessed; despite that, the quartermaster states that the agent is crazy and that his alleged foster brother is dead, something he only read in old headlines.

78) A watch has the capability of cutting a precise gash from eyebrow to jawline.

79) A boat is to still be kept in a condemned building rigged for demolition.

80) Even with a highly populated city like Rome and with limited traffic, Roman cops could give a damn if there's a high-speed car chase running rampant through the streets.

81) Even when surrounded in the enemy's lair, a seasoned agent thinks that charging the enemy with the intent of hurting him to shut off the screens of another enemy operative committing suicide is a good idea, and that he can't possibly stopped by highly trained guards.

82) An operative of counterintelligence can be poorly trained and when hit with shattered glass, provokes said operative to fall off a balcony.

83. If you go missing at the age of 16 after an avalanche kills your father, twenty years later you'll look like you're 58.

All this machine does is swim, and eat, and make little sharks. -- Matt Hooper, JAWS

84. If you rescue a girl from a building that's about to explode, just jump from the top floor, there will conveniently be a net rigged at the bottom to catch you.

85. When you're a highly trained assassin explaining the use of a handgun to somebody you think has never handled one before, make sure you put it on the table of a moving train with a round in the chamber and a full magazine after your previous instruction was "You just point it, you squeeze the trigger, you try not to close your eyes. Please... try it."

86. In an organization where you can easily get promoted for brutally killing a competitor, there is no cause to worry when a large muscular guy steps up next to you after an announcement for challengers to your potential promotion.

87. No one looks deeper into the fact that the only opponents to a global intelligence coalition recently suffered terrorist attacks that made them drastically change their minds.

88. Voting in an intelligence dictatorship run by shadowy organizations requires a unanimous vote and nothing less.

89. Agents in the field know when to pull a trigger, and when Not to pull a trigger.

90. No one background checks the private citizens bankrolling a huge building and organization that will control all of the intelligence agencies for the modern civilized world.

91. Always postpone the champagne drinking when youve just let yourself get caught by the enemy and are touring their villain hideout.

92. A remote desert is the best place to run a criminal agenda that requires 100% internet connectivity.

93. A huge explosion causing the collapse of a large building will not faze the Mexican people in their "Dia de Las Muertas" parade," nor will an out-of-control helicopter flying overhead.

101. When imploding a building, place the detonator's activation button inside the structure instead of outside at a safe distance. And include a timer in case someone wants to stick around and watch the countdown.

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