100 Things I Learned From The Purge
1. Whenever you have your house under lockdown during an annual massacre event, it is okay to disarm your alarm system and let a complete stranger in your house.
share36. Eat dinner at your table like nothing is unusual right up until three minutes before the purge begins.
37. Do not fortify your house with a panic room that exists even in our current world which should generally be much stronger than the gate that got yanked off the front door with a truck.
38. Even though you have not trained your family members how to use firearms, you should have way more guns then a single person could ever use. However, you should not have any holsters to properly carry even one of them. (Hawke was carrying his revolver "Plaxico Burress style", loose in his waistband with no holster).
39. Even on a night filled with large gangs of roving murderers, a small revolver is the only gun you'll want to have ready for instant use. You also don't need to carry any spare ammo.
4. Don't offer any financial help or any type of provisions to the homeless person who just SAVED YOU AND YOUR FAMILY'S LIVES. A simple thank you will do.
share41. If you are a homeless man who just saved a family even after they badly wounded you and threatened to throw you to the wolves, don't bother asking for any provisions or any financial aid before leaving. A simple thank you from them will prevent you from starving to death in a gutter.
shareGood point. Could've asked if anyone was hiring or had any connections. No, he just walked out. Didn't even get anything to eat.
On another note, I wonder if he got wood when the daughter's soft booty was pressed up against him when he had her hostage. :-)
Yes, because when you're bleeding, under severe stress and the threat of death, you still manage to have enough blood and mental energy to have a hard-on. Because that's obviously the first priority.
share...correct.
shareTo a man it's their first priority .. sad , but true .
"A man that wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough".
42. When your husband tells you to guard one side of the house, it's a better idea to walk slowly and aimlessly through the halls than to find a safe position in a room and point the gun at the door.
43. Everyone in the country apparently has a deep desire to not only kill when they are allowed to, but to terrorize their prey before killing them. Everyone also likes to use knives for the longer and messier kill that results, and everyone is happy to kill children in front of their families. The fact that humans fight in wars in order to gain assets is clearly an indication that all humans also enjoy murdering other humans and doing it in a disturbing and psychopathic manner.
44. When your neighbors, who live mere houses away from you, try to kill you and your children and then fail in the process because a homeless man comes to the rescue, you should just hang out with them at the dinner table until the purge is over. The safety of your family is not important enough to kill them in order to keep them from trying to kill you and your children anytime in the future. And for good measure, throw in a deep and well thought out line like "I just want to have some fu**ing peace!"
For your last point, I think that's kind of the point of the movie: How crazy it is to have an experience like that and then go on living near these people like nothing happened. It would be great if they had a sequel that shows how their ordinary everyday interactions go after the purge is over.
45. When your boyfriend gets killed while trying to murder your father, the best response is to spend the rest of the night trying to avoid your family, even though your father knows it's not your fault and doesn't blame you for it. After all, everyone knows when you experience something traumatic and heartbreaking, the best thing to do is to totally reject any support from your loved ones.
46. They brought back the Emergency Broadcast System in 2020. The Emergency Alert System was not cutting it anymore...
47. The new founding fathers saved "America."
48. A single young boy is the only person on the planet with any moral objections to the very concept of the purge in general.
shareYeah, that was kinda lame how at 6:56 or so, they're just now winding down dinner for the purge.
Who comes up with this crap? My house would be locked down TIGHT, NO LATER THAN a half hour before kickoff. It just seemed lame to wait until exactly 7:00 to lock things down, like it was against to law to act early.