Is Kowalski the worst user on this site? - Yeah, Kowalski! Discussion

[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

YOU ARE THE WORST THING EVER SQUIRTED FROM A BALLBAG... IT IS NO WONDER YOU ARE SO JEALOUS OF MY AWESOMENESS.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

You're not even from this planet. You're the worst thing that has ever lived anywhere.

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[–] kspkap (13629) a year ago

I had a ballbag back in the day, but couldn’t bowl worth a damn so I gave it up. Maybe it was because I had a red Solo cup in the other hand. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I do recall the time I failed to let loose of the ball & went half way down the lane with it. Damn that hurt! 🥴

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[–] TrentnQuarantino (9443) a year ago

You're not helping your cause K.

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

THE joke AND I HAVE A MICHAEL/TOBY THING GOING ON.

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[–] seagal72 (2016) a year ago

If anyone else said that to you, you'd fire back with your customary "Charming" retort.

That's how how ill-thought out ever subsequent post (all 50k of them) are?
No consistency (which gives away your 'troll' credentials)

Oh yeah...and you're a faggot too

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

THAT WAS SUPER RUDE,MY BROTHER....PERHAPS TRY REMOVING THE PLUNDER HANDLE FROM YOUR ANUS BEFORE RESPONDING AGAIN?🤔

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[–] Stratego (31081) a year ago

Yeah, Kowalski.

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[–] BKB (11305) a year ago

Be honest: Do you really not like Kowalski?? Just look at him?? What's not to like??

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

How can anyone like that thing?

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[–] BKB (11305) a year ago

But.. But.. But he gave his daughter a bunch of $$$$ for her Birthday to purchase whatever she wanted.. Isn't that a man with a heart of Gold?? Doesn't that send a tear down your cheek??

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

No. I feel bad for the daughter that people have to know Kowalski is her dad.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

Do I put you down for Kowalski being a shithead?

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[–] BKB (11305) a year ago

This has all the makings of a New Sitcom.. Now for the Cast?? Who plays the part of Kowalski?? And who will play you Samoanjoes??

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

MY DAUGHTER AND I ARE FRIENDS...I AM A SOLID FATHER...YOUR SARCASM IS NOT NEEDED.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

I don't think he was being sarcastic.

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[–] Lord Rake (4536) a year ago

His daughter is 100% made up along with his wife. Fictional characters. He went out and bought a bunch of stupid shit for himself and then made up a birthday story to tell the anonymous users on a movie discussion site. A little sad when you think about it.

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[–] BKB (11305) a year ago

[–] Lord Rake (3451) 6 hours ago
His daughter is 100% made up along with his wife. Fictional characters. He went out and bought a bunch of stupid shit for himself and then made up a birthday story to tell the anonymous users on a movie discussion site. A little sad when you think about it.

For real??

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[–] Lord Rake (4536) a year ago

What do you think is more likely?
He has a wife and daughter and a JOB to support them but still manages to comment on a movie discussion board all day/night.
Or
He's a bum who made up the wife/kid angle.

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[–] BKB (11305) a year ago

You make a very convincing argument.. I always thought that picture he posted was his dog and little sister with him who looks no older than probably 20 years old at best??

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[–] Lord Rake (4536) a year ago

That's an awfully old dog.

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

LIBBY IS DEAD...HAS BEEN FOR YEARS...ALI IS 16 NOW...MULTIPLE PEOPLE HERE HAVE SPOKEN TO HER BY THE WAY.

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[–] Bloodshot77 (14247) a year ago

Well now that they mention it, that could be you...

Signed, million man

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

THE FAKE DAUGHTER THING IS SILLY...OUR PODCAST CHAMP,ANOTHERDAY EVEN SPOKE TO US ON THE PHONE.

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[–] Bloodshot77 (14247) a year ago

I know. I believe you. Just wanted to join in on the bashing for a minute.

Signed, million man

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

MAKES MY DICK HARD THINKING OF ALL THESE BUTTHOLES LOOKING FOR SHIT TO SAY ABOUT ME....I AM A CELEBRITY!😎

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[–] Bloodshot77 (14247) a year ago

They don't realize they are feeding your ego. Like an ego vampire you grow stronger.

Signed, million man

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

💯

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

MY JOB IS THIS PROPERTY...AND MY DAUGHTER.

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

DUDE...ASK ANYONE FROM MOVIE CLUB...THEY HAVE ALL SPOKEN TO HER...HEARD HER VOICE...ETC...ANOTHERDAY CALLED US AND WE CHATTED ON THE PHONE EVEN.

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[–] Lord Rake (4536) a year ago

Sounds suspicious to me.

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

OK...ENJOY YOUR SUSPICIONS...THEY JUST HAPPEN TO BE UNFOUNDED...I HAVE POSTED DOZENS OF PICTURES OF MYSELF AND MY DAUGHTER...MOVIE CLUB HAS POSTED DOZENS OF AUDIO CLIPS SHE HAS RECORDED...AND WE SPOKE TP ANOTHERDAY ON THE PHONE...SO...YOUR SUSPICIONS SEEM SUSPICIOUS TO ME.🫤

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[–] Lord Rake (4536) a year ago

Why are they posting audio clips of your pretend daughter?

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

I'M NOT...I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW.😘

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[–] Lord Rake (4536) a year ago

But why do they have them?

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

SYOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK MY SON-IN-LAW...STONEKEEPER.

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[–] Lord Rake (4536) a year ago

More imaginary characters, oh boy.

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

SURE.🙂

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39849) a year ago

Stonekeeper has his own TikTok account were he shares his raps.

Now if your saying that both he and Kowalski's daughter are made up, then that's an awful lot of work; creating several personas, creating TikTok videos, producing family photos and creating audio files....and to what end? There's nothing to gain here.

Trust me, they all exist.

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[–] Lord Rake (4536) a year ago

Pretend for a moment you have no job and nothing but time on your hands. Everyone else is at work and what is there to do?

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39849) a year ago

I know, but that’s a huge undertaking for no obvious benefit.

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[–] Bloodshot77 (14247) a year ago

Is there an interview in the works?

Signed, million man

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

WE DID IT A COUPLE WEEKS AGO...BUT THERE WERE A MILION TECHNICAL ISSUES AND HE WAS UNABLE TO RETRIEVE THE AUDIO...WE PLAN TO DO A TAKE TWO...BUT HE HAS BEEN UNDER THE WEATHER RECENTLY.

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[–] Bloodshot77 (14247) a year ago

Can't wait. Ai err I mean Ali better be involved.

Signed, million man

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

SHE GOT SHY LAST TIME...SPOKE ABOUT FOUR WORDS AND SOME GRUNTS.🤣

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[–] BrandNewPoster (10996) a year ago

This is ridiculous. His daughter is obviously real (and super cool).

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[–] Lord Rake (4536) a year ago

Nah, she is make believe. You have been duped like that detective in Usual Suspects except in your case Keyser Soze was wearing a name tag the entire time that says "I am Keyser Soze"

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[–] Stratego (31081) a year ago

💯

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[–] fc31 (6122) a year ago

Think about it, the way Kowalski talks, does that sound like a grown man with a daughter?

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

NOPE...BUT IT'S TRUE...MULTIPLE FRIENDS HERE HAVE HEARD HER SPEAK ON SOUND CLIPS...SEEN VIIDEOS SHE HAS MADE...A FEW PEOPLE HAVE EVEN SPOKEN TO US ON THE PHONE...NOT TO MENTION ALL THE PICTURES I HAVE POSTED HERE OVER THE YEARS.😘

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[–] Melton (5577) a year ago

Of course not. No grown man supporting a family would have the time nor inclination to spend 24/7 on here posting inane shite.

Kowalski is clearly a narcissitic predatory homosexual who spends his life flirting with men, derailing threads and incessantly talking about himself on an internet forum.

The only question is why the mods continue allow him to defecate all over this site.

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[–] BrandNewPoster (10996) a year ago

No, Kowalski is one of the top 5 best posters here. He is much better than that guy who does bad puns and mocks people.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

Top 5? What are you smoking?

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[–] BrandNewPoster (10996) a year ago

I'm smoking all the drugs that Kowalski sold me, but he is top 5 for sure.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

The drugs are making you say that.

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[–] BrandNewPoster (10996) a year ago

No, I would say that even if I wasn't on drugs.

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[–] FilmBuff (7436) a year ago

Which one is he? My least favorite are the ones who insist on arguing with everyone, and/or the one who bring politics into everything. Most of them end up on my ignore list, and I see Kowalski on that list, so something he was posting bored me.

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

YOU SOUND LIKE A MAN SIZED BRUISE....HOW ARE YOU SO SENSITIVE?

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

You're the one who gets offended at everything.

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

LMAO...WHAT THE FUCK?...WOW...YOU REALLY ARE SLOW....HI,I AM KOWALSKI...NICE TO MEET YOU...I DON'T GET OFFENDED.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

Trans women are not real women.

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

OK

IF I HAVE AN OPINION...I TYPE...IF I DON'T.... I DONT...YOU GUYS SHOULD BE READING MY COMMENTS IN THE VOICE OF A LOBOTOMIED NUTCASE....FLAT AND EMOTIONLESS...THAT S HOW THEY SOUND IN MY HEAD WHEN I TYPE THEM.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

California sucks.

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

NOPE...BUT IT IS GETTING PRICEY.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

Vanishing Point is a shit movie.

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

YOU ARE A SILLY...TINY...LITTLE...THING.😘

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[–] LanceDance (1394) a year ago

He’s the guy who types in all-caps. Why he made that his schtick, I don’t know.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

Do I put you down for "yes"?

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[–] LanceDance (1394) a year ago

Eh, he can be annoying and immature, but there are worse users on this site that make him look tame.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

I'll re-word my tally and put you down for a "yes".

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[–] Kowalski (79078) a year ago

I AM ACTUALLY QUITE FRIENDLY...EVEN WHEN DISAGREEING...I AM ALWAYS HAVING A GOOD TIME.

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[–] Stratego (31081) a year ago

He IS those other users.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

"He" should be in quotations.

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[–] Stratego (31081) a year ago

That's true.

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[–] FilmBuff (7436) a year ago

I have to say no, he isn't the worst.

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[–] FilmBuff (7436) a year ago

Ohh okay I remember him. He seems like a nice enough person, but a little bit overly sensitive and prone to engaging in insult threads rather than discussing movies.

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[–] Someguy1 (65) a year ago

Heck no! Kowalski is awesome!

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

What about Allaby?

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[–] Someguy1 (65) a year ago

Allaby is the worst! He is my worst enemy!

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

Kowalski is the World's worst enemy.

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[–] Someguy1 (65) a year ago

No, Kowalski is the hero we all need.

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[–] BrandNewPoster (10996) a year ago

Don't make me come over there!

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[–] Someguy1 (65) a year ago

Come on over any time, big boy.

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[–] parkerbot (10724) a year ago

Heavens no - lots more ahead of him for that title.

We got some of the mentally ill, who to be fair, can't help themselves.

Next we got some straight up racist pieces of poop.

Then we got some people who are down with children being murdered.

He's probably on par with people who tell horrible dad jokes and puns.

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[–] samoanjoes (58601) a year ago

Should I put you down for "yes' with Kowalski being annoying?

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[–] parkerbot (10724) a year ago

Nah.

He's got character. Locked in his cellar. Wrapped in saran wrap.

But he still has it.