Scenes:
-Epic shootout Billy imagined for the screenplay
-Opening scene with the Jack of Diamonds killer and two thugs
Quotes:
-The ghandi rant in the car
-"and the irish...have alcoholism"- that and the many other remarks about Marty's drinking problem. the way Rockwell delivered his lines throughout the movie was priceless
-"and that wasn't enough, so he got out a shotgun!"
"I didn't punch him in the nose. His nose happened to be where I was punching."
------Jesus loves you, but only as a friend.------
I was also a fan of that one! As well as the whole exchange between Hans and Charlie's henchmen near the end when the henchman tells Hans to put his hands up and Hans replies,
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"But I've got a gun."
"I don't care."
"But...that doesn't make any sense."
"*laughs* Too bad."
Loved Woody Harrelson's delivery of, "Can I at least pet him and scratch him and tell him he's a good boy?"
And the scene in the credits, (paraphrasing because I don't remember the whole convo)
"I'm going to come kill you on Tuesday."
"Tuesday works for me."
"You sound different. Sorry you've been through such hardships."
"Yeah."
"You know what? Tuesday is no good for me. I'll get back to you."
"I'll be here."
As far as scenes that gave me chills: The moment Charlie shoots Hans' wife the entire pace of the movie changed for me. Didn't care about the goons, but the moment he put that gun to her head and pulled the trigger I totally went numb. I felt for Hans. Then later when Hans dies and he says, "It's not grey at all..." That completely broke my heart and warmed my soul at the same time.
"Jerk!"
"Republican!"
"PIE!!"
from memory -his nose happened to be in the
centre of where i was punching- class lines
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Woody saying I don't want that picture in my head after the black woman says I loved that dog like it was my child.
Colin saying "What should we do in real life"
Sam Rockwell asking the dog for a paw.
Tom Waits saying can I kill you on Thursday or whatever day it was at the end of the movie.
Nothing can top Walken rising from a coffin and killing those two guys. Actually, that whole scene was perfect.
shareDoes anyone remember the exact piece of dialogue between Billy and Marty concerning the following lines...
Billy- "The Irish have alcoholism..."
Marty- "What do Americans have?"
Billy- "Tolerance"
-any help will be greatly appreciated.
The script is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. It's funny because in several of these scene I kept thinking Quentin Tarantino. It seemed some of the scenes was like a nod to him. Especially the very first scene.
Everyone's favorites is obviously the opening scene with the 2 hitman waiting for their target and Billy's ending to Marty "Seven Psychopaths" script which is at a cemetery.
I loved the scene when Hans is at the hospital and sits in front of Charlie. They discuss the scarf around his neck. Definitely a great scene.
The tension between Charlie and Han's wife Myra in the hospital room was great. Really good acting with Woody and Linda Bright Clay.
Zachariah (Tom Waits) telling his psychopathic story to Marty was great.
There are a lot of great scenes in this movie and you will most likely have to see this movie again to catch all of the great dialogue.
"The Spanish have bullfighting, the French have cheese, and the Irish have alcoholism."
You are going to drive after drinking?
Friends don't let friends die - psychopathic friends do.
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My favorite scenes:
Happy, Sad, Symbolic:
- Billy finally having the dog shake his hand as he dies.
- Hans finally dying the moral way and saying "it's not grey at all."
Bad-Ass Moments:
- Cemetery Shootout. (also hilarious)
- Billy's stand off at the end of the movie.
Funniest Moment:
"THAT'S JUST FU&#@CKKINGG GREEEAATT!!!!" haha.
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