Cry Macho: Some Food for Thought. SPOILERS
I've seen Cry Macho. Some food for thought.
ONE: I was thinking, watching it, what if by some miracle Steve McQueen was alive today to play that role? McQueen was born in 1930, the same year as Clint Eastwood, and was a bigger star than Eastwood for about a decade. But McQueen died in 1980 -- 41 years ago. What a miracle it would have been if McQueen had lived to 91 and been in this movie. But he didn't.
TWO: Speaking of 1930, a couple of other tough guy stars were born in that year: Sean Connery and Gene Hackman. Connery barely made it to 90 and died....but he had been retired since 2003("The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen". Hackman made it to 90 and is still with us...photos suggest that Gene is as frail at 90 as his "Unforgiven" co star . Hackman has been retired since 2004 ("Welcome to Mooseport.")
THREE: So of these four great movie stars who were all born in 1930...one died 41 years ago, two retired over 15 years ago, one died last year and...Clint Eastwood elected to "carry on" and place his 90 year old(now 91 year old) body, face and voice before the camera one more time.
FOUR: And that is an achievement. That's the key achievement of Cry Macho and I'll bet it is why Eastwood made the film. Its a landmark achievement for a major star: to headline a major motion picture, as the leading man above the title, after age 90. (Character stars like Eli Wallach and Ernest Borgnine did smaller parts after age 90, but not a lead.)
FIVE: Humphrey Bogart died at 57. Clark Gable at 59. Gary Cooper at 61. Here's Clint making a major movie about 30 years past those ages. Its historic.
SIX: And so...exactly how good does Cry Macho have to be? Its not a great film, but Clint Eastwood hasn't made many of those. Unforgiven. Dirty Harry. Maybe one of the Leone movies(but not all three.) Million Dollar Baby, sort of...but it was as spare and cheapjack in the making as Cry Macho, actually. The PLOT won the Oscars for everybody.
SEVEN: Actually, Clint Eastwood spent many years as a major star who made some pretty routine, pedestrian movies. Joe Kidd. The Eiger Sanction. The Gauntlet. The Orangatan movies(even though they made big bucks.) Firefox. Honky Tonk Man. At least two of the Dirty Harry sequels. City Heat(with Burt Reynolds, yet.) Pink Cadillac. The Rookie. True Crime. Blood Work. Eastwood rather cruised on his name and his reputation and was at one time considered "down and out" (around the time of Pink Cadillac and The Rookie) before being rescued by Unforgiven. It doesn't matter how old Clint is in "Cry Macho," its not much worse than any of those I've just mentioned.
EIGHT: A couple of women throw themselves at Clint in this movie. He's been doing that for years...check out True Crime, where a then-wizened Clint kept sleeping with other guy's wives and assorted babes. Granted, in his most recent "old geezer movie," The Mule, Old Clint took gorgeous hookers into his motel room, but hell, he PAID for them and I'll bet they didn't have sex with him(look, can't touch.) The women in this movie who come on to Clint are (1) an established psycho nymphomaniac and (2) a widow woman with grandchildren. What's the problem?
NINE: So it comes down to the movie itself, but before I GET to the movie itself, I will suggest this as its theme: "This is what it looks like to be 91 years old." The always slim Eastwood here looks like a walking skeleton -- how much longer can his system support that body?(Maybe til 100, if Kirk Douglas is any proof." ) This is how ones face looks at 91, this is how one's eyes fade at 91, this is how hard it is to cough out a line at 91 and...in America and the world, many, many, MANY people are going to live to be 91 -- the 90s are the fastest growing age group in America -- so get used to it. This is how your grandparents may look now, how your parents will look and how YOU will look. Mr. Eastwood is doing us all a public service, offering an (again) historic look at what the age of 90 plus will be for all of us. If we live as long as Mr. Eastwood. And if we follow the advice of this movie -- 91 won't be all that bad.
TEN: Its fricking CLINT EASTWOOD up there. The Rawhide guy. The Man With No Name(Blondie, actually.) The dude who machine gunned 1000 Nazis while Richard Burton snoozed in Where Eagles Dare. The hot DJ with the psycho stalker. The ghost cowboy who opened "HIgh Plains Drifter" by raping a woman(who liked it) and killing a bunch of men. That Harry guy. William Munny("Killer of women and children and anything that walked or crawled.") The Secret Service agent on duty when JFK died. The boxing coach who makes a life changing decision. That's a lot of history to consider as we watch this "skeleton man" cross the screen. I was deeply moved. The movie isn't JUST about the story of the movie.
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