I Asked For A Refund


I have been an avid movie goer for nearly 30 years and today was the first time in my life that I felt so ripped off I actually asked for my ticket to be refunded. I tried to get past the nauseating shaky camera and blurry actors. The only scenes that were in focus were the never ending cleavage shots of Elizabeth Olsen. I guess the gratuitous shots of her perky assets were intended to distract the audience from what a steaming pile they were watching. I feel bad for Elizabeth because she deserves better than this film.

I'm not certain how the comparison started with this film and the 'Paranormal Activity' films. While these movies certainly weren't great, they were Merchant Ivory quality compared to this. I've read some of the comments here and several posts nailed it. If you think you are going to see a haunted house, ghost, or scary movie, you have been trolled. 'Silent House' received an F from CinemaScore for a reason.

This movie is...

'High Tension' + 'An American Haunting' + scenes from 'The Butterfly Effect'. There aren't any ghosts, demons or scary neighbor folk. There is a psychotic young woman, mild gore and heavy-handed child sexual abuse scenes and imagery. Sex acts with her father while her uncle watched and photographed. A continuous scene where you see a bed filling up with blood, a naked girl sitting in a bathtub full of beer bottles, the water red with her virgin blood, the reflection of a toilet in the bathroom mirror with a constant stream of blood coming out of it that starts gushing. I went in to see a horror movie, not kiddie porn.

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I've never asked, but I will start. If you can fit the script on the palm of your hand with space left over...well, it's not going to be much of a movie. Olsen did what she could, but when a horror movie crosses over into boredom you really should get your money back.

I like the morons who say asking for your money back is the lowest of the low. Right up there with child molesters, murderers and rapists. What melodramatic morons.

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people that ask for refunds from movie theaters are douche bags. Just so you know

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"people that ask for refunds from movie theaters are douche bags. Just so you know"

+1

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It is amazing that movie studios ever make money anymore. Every movie goer seems to ask for a refund and all of those Movie Patrons have going to the theaters for at least 30 years. Then someone chimes in with a person at the box office tells them a lot of patrons want refunds or even shows them a stack of refund forms. I see this on every board on IMDB. Hmmmm

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2604794/

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WOAH. 30 Years?! All hail you!

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LOL. The OP sounds like a baby.

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Clearly you have absolutely no taste in genuine horror films and probably rely on special effects and predictable and easy to follow story lines. I am aware everyone is entitled to their own opinions but to ask for a refund? Get over it.

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Scully, stop trying to define horror it's not going to happen.

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So you punished the THEATER?!?! Brilliant

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