Something like: "She would rip him a 3 bedroom, 2 bath double-wide new a$$hole."
So good that I'm going to use it the next time I get chance in the right situation with the right group of people.
HAHA! I thought that was the best line, too!
Never compromise yourself. You're all you've got. -Janis Joplin
A few of Danny Buck's lines were great and their delivery was too. Like his 'wheel of misfortune' to catch drug dealers and his speech about 'closeted homosexuals' where he says something along the lines of; "I know for a fact that Bernie has been with two men who were heterosexuals...were!"
"God, when I meet you, I'm gonna be pretty. If it's the last thing I do. I'll be a beautiful angel."
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The dismissing of the Panhandle.
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The lady at the beginning praising Bernie's corpse beautifying work: "He takes out all your wrinkles, everything like that, if you got a overbite he fixes it so it's not so sticky-outy. He just makes you look beautiful. The only trouble is, you're dead."
shareAnd then in Central Texas you got the People’s Republic of Austin with a bunch of hairy-legged women and liberal fruitcakes
That was my favorite line too lol. I laughed my ass off when he said that!
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When a couple of the townsfolk are talking about how they would've killed Marjorie. I can't remember the words verbatim, but the woman that said something to the effect of dropping her out of an airplane right into an ocean....that had me in tears I laughed so hard .
If we wanna hear you talk, I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!