Funniest Line

"You got this sweet guy, you got Bernie, just the nicest person I ever met, known him for a little while now. Then you got Mrs. Nugent, who is... not nice. Not nice to a large degree, just evil."

That quick slide from "not nice" to "evil" was just hilarious.

All these lines were freaking hilarious but yes my favorite was the " she'd rip you a brand new 3 bedroom 2 bath a$$hole" made me laugh so loud along with "dig a hole in the back yard and cook something" oh man. I'm making my husband watch this movie and probably my dad too, they'll love it.

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Majourie talking to Carl: Don't say you're sorry, just don't do it! Well.

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All those "Closet Homosexuals".

Haha the 'he only shot her four times, when he could've shot her five times' line was funny as was the 'i shot her 4 times with the armadillo gun'. My favourite though was when the funeral director (i think) started talking about evil versus sweetness and how evil was more evil than sweetness was sweet and how evil triumphed. That really cracked me up.

To me, the funniest line was the one I added in my head at the end of Danny Bucks address to the jury: "Now imagine she's white."

"Throw amother tire on the fire" cracked me up.

I laughed out loud at Marjorie's reaction in the ladies circle at the church when Reverend Woodard is talking. When he suggests that Marjorie head up the church's fundraising committee, she clutches her purse tightly as the word, "fundraising" is mentioned.