Funniest Line


Something like: "She would rip him a 3 bedroom, 2 bath double-wide new a$$hole."

So good that I'm going to use it the next time I get chance in the right situation with the right group of people.

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Hey that was one of the lines I said in the movie. Thanks fot the compliment

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I am watching the movie while i am writing this. that line made me laugh out loud

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You're welcome. Excellent delivery too. Was it scripted or ad-libbed? Also, did you make that line up?

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Still, a great line. What was your character's name?

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Something along the lines of, 'Hell, anybody in town would shoot her for five bucks.'




The boy saw the comet and suddenly his life had meaning..... —Lucas Scott

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. That was my favorite line, too. Sounds so typical.

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Kenny, you're a funny dude.. Eventhough the best part of this movie was the genuine feel you got from the real people in it, you and Kay Epperson were by far my favorites. You might wanna give acting another try.

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Totally agree with you! Those two were great! One of the funniest lines had to be Kay sarcastically asking if Jesus and the Disciples were queers.

Sal: Tell the TV to stop saying there's 2 homosexuals in here.

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My favorite was probably when Danny Buck said something like, "And the kicker was he wore sandals." LOL

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That line was hilarious! Another favorite of mine is when one of the townspeople said that Marjorie would not give money to a church because the pastor wore Bermuda shorts. That had me cracking up! I have known mean little old ladies like that!

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I really burst out a laugh right after that, when one of the old ladies said in defense of Bernie "Our Lord and Savior wore sandals - and he never married. And He had 12 disciples."

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Was Kay Epperson that old guy with a cap in the restaurant? He was absolutely hilarious.. Nice movie.

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The guy in the cap in the restaurant is Sonny Davis an actor who has been around for a long time and appeared as Cowboy in the Indy comedy classic "Last Night at the Alamo" which was also a depiction of blue collar Texans.

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HILARIOUS! Literally laughed out loud.

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"He only shot her four times, not five."...as a way of explaining he's not such a bad guy.

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The way the DA was trying to characterize Bernie as someone who liked “the finer things in life” was hilarious.

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But, he *had* traveled all over the world. And flown first class while doing it. And stayed in the Ritz Carlton and similar places everywhere he went. And I presume they had real good seats to Le Mis. Now, characterizing knowing to drink white wine with fish was a bit ridiculous, but the rest? I think that the DA was basically the hero of this story.

,Said the Shotgun to the Head--
Saul Williams

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The one male gossip who compared the different regions of Texas called the people that live where the trial was moved to..."cousin counting...with more more tattoos than teeth"

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"And I shot her four times ... [sob] with the armadillo gun."

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I thought those lines were the funniest too, "more tattoos than teeth" to describe the residents of San Augustine and the line about the Panhandle.

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that was my favourite line too. Just seen this film for the first time and loved it. Didn't believe the 'true story' stuff until I saw the photos at the end.

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Yeah, that was pretty funny. That is a southern thing I think in general. Kind of like pointing out the fleck in someone else's eye and not noticing the stick in their own. I thought that that was hilarious.

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The way Matthew M. whispered "CLOSETED homosexuals" twice in 2 different "interviews".

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"Love means never having to say you're ugly." - the Abominable Dr. Phibes

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The way Matthew M. whispered "CLOSETED homosexuals" twice in 2 different "interviews".



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I actually found Jack Black's effeminate delivery funnier than the lines themselves.

I really cracked up in the first scene when Bernie talked about prepping a corpse for burial and how the eyes want to stay open as if "to get another look at this miraculous world...."

I know he's being sincere, but because it's Jack Black delivering the line in that effeminate voice, it's very funny.

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The laughing girl sitting next to the blonde smoking lady (Matthew McConaughey's mom). She cracked me up every time.

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Says here you saw a show when you were in NY called 'Less Mizraybles' - Danny Buck

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I literally LOL'd when he completely mangled Les Miserables.

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Lady: Lisabeth I just heard Bernie killed your sister Margie
LisaBeth: Oh honey, no, Margie is in a nursing home over in Temple
Lady: No, no she is in a deep freeze going to Dallas

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