1) People go missing in a parking garage and the London police don't bother to investigate?
2) An obese mentally handicap man that has health problems can easily capture ppl.
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623) Hardcore muscle-bound dudes covered in fierce tats are no match for the Martins of the world in hand-to-hand combat.
345) Apparently smashing your mum's head open and then propping her up at the dinner table for buttered beans isn't the slightest bit awkward.
106) Quentin Tarantino films have the hardest audition processes ever
107) Mentally challenged psychopathic killers are really good with toddlers.
108) If you run out of ammo, be sure to carry a knife to slit their throats.
109) Don't waste time pulling teeth, just get a hammer and knock them out.
110) Don't worry if you catch your mom trying to stab you to death, just go ahead and get back in bed. She will cut her wrists and wander off.
111. It takes teamwork to make a human centipede
"I'm not sure really-oh yea, perhaps because I'm rich, I live in a castle & I can do magic."
112. It takes even more teamwork to separate and foil your foe in a very specific position akin to the cover of the first film.
113. Shrinks are fearless in the face of murder.
114. In this life, all is not just black and white. Sometimes it is brown and icky.
115. That must be Quentin's car.
116. Your neighbor upstairs is very likely listening to the soundtrack from Gaspar Noe film.
'I'm going to write an epic poem about this gorgeous pie' -David Lynch, 1992
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The movie is terribly not making any sense and cheaply made. It only
has 5~7 scenes, bedroom, dining room, psychologist's place, parking
lot, security room, the cell and outside.
It also overrated a retarded person, who can use a crowbar 1-hit
knockdown someone without killing him/her. I believe that's skill man.
117. Being mentally handicapped will not stop a job from giving you a gun.
share118. Fake blood is an expensive FX prop, using B&W film is an improvisation to cut down the cost while delivering the same effect using dairy farm milk.
119. Anyone who are attached from mouth to anus would quickly develop "marching syndrome" , an uncontrollable muscle reflex for the arms and legs to crawl forward continuously like a centipede.
120. The lowest budget in Film history: all casting are done by recruiting homeless people, who cares more about a meal and shower benefits more than dignity, ethics or abuses not from Martin, but by ridicules & mockery from the director.
121. Actor's agents always return the phone calls of mute psychopaths who silently pretend to be part of a Tarantino film.
122. If your patient shoots someone in front of you, it is best to calmly put your penis back in your pants and ask them "so this is where you work?"
123. When making a human centipede, always give each "piece" of the centipede duct tape underwear. Just because they're eating the *beep* of the person in front of you is no reason to embarrass them by having their junk hang out.
124. While trying to kill your mentally disturbed child is bad, you can atone for actions by slitting your wrists.
125. Crushing your just-born child gives most cars a boost of speed.
122. If your patient shoots someone in front of you, it is best to calmly put your penis back in your pants and ask them "so this is where you work?"
tears of laughter rolled down my face ...v funny in a brilliant thread
Duct tape is strong.
Baby skulls are weak.
And poo tastes like poo!
10) psychiatrists are perverts.
share118. It's better to fast-rewind a digital DVD than just hit replay.
119. Ripping somebody's tongue will take away their vocal chords and ability to scream.
120. It's best to squash your own newborn baby's head with your feet while pushing the gas pedal in times of distress.
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126? You and your black husband's first baby will be black and your second baby will be white. It's genetics.
share127) Demand nightly massages in your film contracts. I mean, why wouldn't you??
shareYou all forgot
128: A pregnant woman can deliver her baby just 1 minute after her water breaks if she has been hit with a crowbar and is running away naked and in fear
129. Poor, disgusting, sick sadists enjoy this movie...
As one reviewer stated:
It's riveting cinematography, along with the performances, kept me entertained.
No comment. Keep being entertained... IT would be nice for u to finish at the end of centipede... No, wait, it would bi nice if Tom Six end as last centipede. Jesus Christ...
P. S. I watched SALO, and I can say that movie, while shocking, has strong anti war point, but this... this is just pathetic...