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The arm that snatched away the hat at the end really belongs to...

posted 2 years ago by christomacin (4729)
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(Who grabbed it, what would they say, and what would the next movie be called?)

A) Helena Shaw. (Puts on hat) "Then I took over...it's called feminism. "... Indiana Jones and The Patriarchy of Doom.
B) Short Round. (Puts on hat) "Hold on, lady, we going for a ride!"... : Indiana Jones and The Last Multiverse
C) Sallah. (Puts on hat) "Holy smokes my friends, I'm so pleased I'm not dead!"... Indiana Jones and The REALLY Fucking Old Guy
D) Tom Selleck. (Puts on hat) "It's about goddamned time!" Indiana Jones and The Reverse Mortgage.
E) Indiana Jones. (Puts on hat) "Get off my franchise!". Indiana Jones and The Disco Inferno

[–] DoctorThirteen (15227) 2 years ago

Dammit, I guessed the Flash.

[–] christomacin (4729) 2 years ago

The Ghost of Belloq: (Puts On Hat) "Once again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away." Indiana Jones and The Frog of Destiny

Marion: (Puts On Hat) "I'm your goddamned life partner!" Indiana Jones and The Ball and Chain

[–] LoveCatsHateDogs (2001) 2 years ago

A) Helena Shaw, but when she puts the hat on it's too big for her head and covers her eyes as she tries to leave, causing her to stumble and fall head-first down some stairs and she faceplants a wall, and while stunned falls from what turns out to only be the landing down, let's say, twenty or thirty more flights of stairs, maybe there are some cactii and rakes and porcupines littering the stairs on the way down. She rolls out the front door of the building and the hat flies off her head. She can finally see, but it is too late to avoid the several street sweepers and brass bands that crush and trample her. Finally, she comes to rest face down in a big fat pile of dogshit.

Then, she feels warm raindrops on her face. Only, it's not raindrops. We pan up as she turns her face upwards and Indiana Jones is pissing in her face, wearing the hat, while laughing maniacally.

Roll Credits.

[–] AckbarsRevenge (3800) 2 years ago

Clever move, George, giving yourself that username, as we all know you love dogs.

[–] davodikum (6212) 2 years ago

Ya mum

[–] christomacin (4729) 2 years ago

Could have been. My mom lived in New York about that time. I was born about a year later (a year and a day after the moon landing in fact). Could Indy be my dad? Maybe I should get the hat.

[–] davodikum (6212) 2 years ago

Get the hat, don't get the hat. I would though, though.

[–] christomacin (4729) 2 years ago

It better be in the will.

[–] HallowedGrave (1) 2 years ago

(F) Mutt Williams - Indiana Jones and the Redemption from Time