Red flop standing by
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Red fuckup standing by
Dumba$$e$ standing by!
Fuckwits with the attention span of a gnat and the maturity of a frat-boy, standing by!
Amen!
Red trainwreck standing by
It's good, though.
Red Herring standing by!
In the Red, standing by
Red Buttons standing by
Red Skelton standing by
Red Sparrow standing by.