100 Things I Learned From 'I, Frankestein'

I'll get the ball rolling:
1. A creature from Eastern Europe that spends 200 years living in isolation can rejoin human society with a modern American accent.
2. According to a brilliant scientist, the best way to "kill" an undead creation is to wrap it in a blanket and drop it in a shallow river.
3. Angels, demons and undead monsters only use melee weapons and hand-to-hand; they aren't into projectile weapons
4. In the eternal war of gargoyles vs. demonds, the demon prince thinks it's a better strategy to collect millions of corpses over hundreds of years and gamble on learning the secret of re-animation vs. simply calling in an air strike on the gargoyle temple. Gargoyles just sit and wait to be destroyed - no plans to attack/defend.
5. Undead creations created by sewing together corpses are stronger and more durable than normal humans...just because
6. Lead hench-demons are very overconfident. After seeing Frankenstein kill hundreds of demonds in hand-to-hand combat, the hench-demon decides to track down Frankenstein singlehandedly and challenge Frankenstein to a fight. Brilliant.
7. The best way to hide from pursuing demons is to loudly kick a metal door open and leave it wide open to allow anyone to pursue.
8. The only battle damage sustained from fighting hundreds of demons, falling hundreds of feet onto a subway car and a variety of death-dealing punches/kicks is a minor cut, which must be sewn up because???? Is there a risk of infection, bleeding? He's undead right?
9. CGI effects from 1997 are making a comeback.
10. The producer of Underworld is not capable of making a non-Underworld movie.
11. Aaron Eckhart needs a new agent
12. Aaron Eckhart needs money

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