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Easy solution for Chris Pratt

posted 5 years ago by MovieElephant (349)
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When Jennifer Lawrence found out about the waking up thing, Chris should have done this:
1. kill her
2. turn off the stupid android who doesn't understand human lying
3. wake up another hot chick
4. start all over again and do it right this time

[–] Lampedusean (498) 5 years ago

Buy yourself another apple pie and make yourself and everyone else happy.

[–] MovieElephant (349) 5 years ago

Gee let me guess, people make an effort not to tell jokes when you're around, am I correct?

[–] Lampedusean (498) 5 years ago

I just hate fedoras

[–] huwdj (4566) 5 years ago

and again and again and again, presumably with progressively older 'hotter chicks' ?
But turn the bartender off - no no no, who would mix the drinks? I think that's a risk he just has to take and after all, there are plenty more fish in the deep freeze.

[–] Otter (24464) 5 years ago

I'm trying to think of the correct way to wake up a hot chick and make her fall in love with you, instead of her resenting being condemned to a life of wretched and pointless isolation.

My imagination is failing me.

[–] MovieElephant (349) 5 years ago

You're underestimating the power of being alone for decades.

[–] Otter (24464) 5 years ago

And you are underestimating the power of humans to hold grudges!

[–] bobbydallas (8511) 5 years ago

LOL brutal.

but why turn off the bartender? just reset that jerk otherwise who's making your martinis

[–] TexasJack (12516) 5 years ago

He proved himself to be a liability, and a martini isn't that hard to make.

[–] bobbydallas (8511) 5 years ago

nahh man just don't TELL him about the 'waking up' thing in the first place

[–] SlackerInc (1101) a year ago

Ding ding ding!

[–] AmeriGirl26 (14381) 5 years ago

No, he shouldn't have woken her up at all, opened another pod for himself, and gotten back in and gone to sleep.

[–] Ldlamb (636) 5 years ago

I’m sure he never thought of that.

[–] SlackerInc (1101) a year ago

She apparently missed the scene where he tried this exact thing and almost suffocated.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

kinda of like that old comic "50 girls 50"

[–] Kowalski (75523) 5 years ago

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[–] Joogle83 (4472) 5 years ago

That is brutal Killing Women is equivalent of mudering A Child Unless your cersei lannister or Morgana aka Morgan Le Fay