Greatest one liner in movie history:
"He'll be in heaven before his head hits the ceiling."
share"You'll end up on YouTube blowing Lassie in a ditch..."
My ignore list is much too long for a sig line. Do not assume you are not on it.
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Omar at the end of the movie convincing his co-worker he is part of MI5....
"Its serious - Fathers for Justice have teamed up with the real IRA!"
"It's the parts... they're Jewish." - Barry
share"Complete flippin' idiots! You coulda gone Chicken Cottage, proper Halal, bag and bucket, six ninety-nine-"
share"See, I'm not slagging my right leg off, but my left leg is definitely stronger."
share"Bollocks, I'm a liability! I'm the Invisible Jihadi. They seek him here, they seek him there, but he's not there, he's blowin' up your slag sister!"
shareOk, this is the last on, then I'm done.
"Was the Prophet, wolla Allaahu 'alayhi wa salaam, about gestures, hm? Did he smash the pagan statues, or did he stand there making a gesture?"
"Good, dogs contradict Islam"
This film had soo many tummy hurting laugh out loud moments for me, brilliant script!.
"I may ask you to blow yourself up,
but I'll never ask you to piss in your own mouth."
A man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
- Can we finish off the story about Simba's jihad?
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