Greatest one liner in movie history:
"He'll be in heaven before his head hits the ceiling."
shareOh what you can *beep* her but you can't kill her?! What's wrong with you!?
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I object to the term training camps!
Omar: What we gonna blow up Waj?
Waj: Internet.
Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish?
[pause]
Omar: Hmm?
Fessal: Spark plugs
i'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene
...We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tomatoes
The report makes crystal clear that the police shot the right man, but as far as I'm aware, the wrong man exploded. Is that clear?
I shot the wOOKEE
for my creed i daheed
FAST BUT SLOW, SMOOTH BUT FAST
most loud bangs arenot bombs, they are scooters backfiring!
that bag is full of real fragile... boots
squat jogs yeah
you are a pint of sauce, omar
The funniest part of the film by far for me was where Barry says Faisal died a martyr's death and that he had disrupted the infrastructure by attacking the food supply. The follow up by Hassan where he says he couldn't separate the sheep and Faisal and Omar asks if he is a martyr or a Jalfrezi is all pure comedy gold. Very brave film and typical Chris Morris.
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