Napoleon with the tiny penis, abandoned his army TWICE...
Une batarde!
In Egypt (1801- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_campaign_in_Egypt_and_Syria)
And again in Russia (1812 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_invasion_of_Russia).
Tiny penis syndrome... https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/napoleon-s-penis-size-confirmed-channel-4-documentary-calls-the-artifact-very-small-9235101.html