Rostand didn't write "Cyrano De Bergerac" about a midget

I’m offended by this movie. Why can’t the midget be the one trying to get with the woman, and the normie be the one hiding in the bushes telling him how to tap that?

I bet you never read a book in your life. That's how literate you sound.

Why are you the way that you are?!

Shakespeare didn't write "Cyrano de Bergerac" at all. Edmond Rostand wrote it (this answer written when the OP originally stated it was written by Shakespeare).

If you want to do a historical movie with a dwarf as the lead, then just go ahead and do it. No need to turn Cyrano in a dwarf when it's all about his nose (or turn Christian in a black man). But I'm a bigot for thinking this, of course...

Naw, this is a rather faithful adaptation of the play. An ugly man loves a woman but helps a handsome young man gain her heart instead.

I also enjoyed the modern Steve Martin/Daryl Hannah version as well.