There were so many great lines in this movie, but it was some of the smaller lines that had me laughing the most. The one I can recall right now is when Danny is eavesdropping on Jay and Craig and he loudly whispers "I can hear everything." Did anyone have similar moments like this?
I want to play a game. The rules are simple...Live or die, make your choice. -Jigsaw
Sinkhole de mayo
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"
Something like "Your mom's pussy was the canvas, your dad's dick was the paintbrush, and you were the art made"
The Harry Potter Pro Homosexual comment was a wtf laugh
"I know why I didn't get raptured, because I *beep* lindsay lohan...she thought I was jake gyllenhal....I kept telling her to call me the prince of persia"
"You shouldn't of just drank that can full of ecstasy then"
There was a lot.
Make me a bicycle clown!
Just every line Jonah said to Jay at the party and the way he delivered them had me rolling. "Sick reference bro. Your references are outta control"
"Man, if I wanted to take tests, I would've been a boat captain."
"OH EM GEE Jay, I am so sorry." - Jonah
share"Weed is tight. Weed is tight."
shareWhen Danny McBride called Johan Hill a c unt. DEAD.
shareAlso, when Seth Rogan was talking to Jay about how she sharted after eating $20 worth of Taco Bell and then seeing the tiger in Gladiator I literally couldn't control my laughter for at least a minute.
And the "I like my d1ck tent." The whole movie was just great.
One I can remember was when Jay and Seth come back from the gas station and Jay is trying to describe that a bunch of people were being sucked up from a beam of light to James Franco and some other people.
Franco says "There is nobody getting sucked up in here."
And then you hear Micheal Cera go "I got sucked up."
when craig says "now motherf[u]ckas is thirsty" after hermione stole their drinks
God bless the broken road that led me straight to you
I thought the funniest line of the movie was one of the most low-key. When they are doing inventory of the food they have and all that and Seth Rogen says
"...and the camera from 27 hours" which James has to correct him was actually 127 hours.
Jay: Demon, the power of christ compels you.
Johan: Oh Does it? Does it compel me, Jay?
Jay: The power of christ compels you.
Johan: Is that what its doing? Is it compelling me?
Jay: The power of christ compels you.
Johan: Guess what. Its not that compelling.
I laughed the most at this scene. Jonahs hilarious delivery with the demon voiceover.. it was sooo good
- - Liv
never let me go, never let me go