Small Lines that Made You Laugh?

"God, it's me. Jonah Hill. ...from Moneyball"

"You ever been to Subway?...That's art."

During "The Exorcism of Jonah Hill", after the other guys pull Jay down when the bed starts levitating, protesting that he's hurting Jonah, Possessed!Jonah says something like, "Nah, I'm ok" in this totally nonchalant way that cracked me up.

Anything that Jonah Hill said was awesome.

Guns don't kill people
MICHAEL KILLS PEOPLE

When Danny was pissed and he said "I'm not coming, I'm going" or something. I thought that was hilarious.

Jonah Hill: "Jay wouldn't rape a fly"





I love the name of honor more than I fear death - Julius Caesar www.twitter.com/CeaseCab

-Seth: You're gonna titty *beep* me?!
Man: I'll titty *beep* you if you want me to! I'll make it feel real good too! Just let me in!

-James and Danny's whole argument about cumming.

-Danny: That was the best performance in your life! Where was that in your last like 6 movies?!

-Every moment of Michael Cera before his death...he was too *beep* funny!

-Danny: Hermione stole all our *beep*

-Craig: I'm taking this dick.

-I love how during James' thoughts about how PE2 should end had you dismissing it until you realize it ended that exact way for him in this movie.







"Those who are closest to death are the ones most susceptible to it."

It's so hard to think of just a few to say when I want to type out the whole freaking script. This movie was just so great.

Ten minutes into the movie when Seth and Jay are going to town on those burgers and Seth just yells "Gluten!" For some reason that cracked me up and I repeated like four times.

Channing's cameo was brilliant. The look on his face when he said "I love him" cracked me up.

McBride catching Franco talk crap about him in the video diary and then acting "normal" while talking to him. Then after the conversation he walks away slowly and Franco goes "man, f*&%k that guy."

Craig- "I'd suck a dick for half a cracker." Easily, one of my top 5 favorite lines. I can't look at crackers without thinking it and laughing hysterically. Just the way he said it and his face and Jonah being possessed and on fire in the background. Oh man, too funny.

Jonah picking up the head then dropping it, Craig screaming and putting a blanket over it, then everyone tip toeing around the blood.

Jonah's silence in the video after being raped right before he says "something so not chill happened last night."

McBride saying "Textbook twatage" with this know it all look on his face had me in tears.

That whole rape conversation, the funniest bit being when McBride said something about Jay looking like a sketch of a rapist you'd see on the news.

This movie is so freaking funny. Not only that, but the surprise attack scenes made me yelp every time. I like the balance they had between the personal drama and the bigger problems everyone faced. For example, during the exorcism when Jay tells Seth he's a sellout, a freaking *possessed* Jonah chimes in "you are a sellout. Everyone says." Just perfect.

Drawing the burnt match to see who goes to the house next door for food, Seth Rogen states, "Well, I'm not going".

That line had me laughing for days.