How woke is it?


Not looking good from what I’m reading

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*spoilers***
Every white male dies or is a killer.
5'2 lesbian teenage girls are able to physically manhandle 6' tall grown men.
Black people get stabbed and magically come back to life.

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you are the one making it about race or sexual ordination they movie never did any of that

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The original Friday the 13th was a wokefest before wokeness. Mrs. "Woke Non-Binary Looking" Voorhees used her strength to kill straight cisgender white men and straight cisgender white women.

A skinny 50 year old non-binary looking woman Mrs. Voorhees killing a bunch of young fit straight white males and throwing their bodies around like they are wet noodles...she seems to have the strength of Superman and the speed of The Flash the way she got around that camp and threw the bodies through the windows and hung them up on doors with ease. The final fight was 2 women.

Couldn't be any more woke if Robin DiAngelo herself tried to write it.

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The original Friday the 13th was a wokefest before wokeness. Mrs. "Woke Non-Binary Looking" Voorhees used her strength to kill straight cisgender white men and straight cisgender white women.

And in Japanese movies you have Japanese people killing Japanese people. Who would have imagined!

Hollywood was built by white people, and movies used white actors to play both positive and negative characters. The same Japanese movies use Japanese actors to play both positive and negative characters. That has no relation with the "good race vs evil race" and "good gender vs evil gender" anti-white male propaganda in woke movies.

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That's not what I meant. I meant Mrs. Voorhees was a skinny 50 year old non-binary looking woman and she was taking out strong cisgender white men and cisgender white women like they were wet noodles. I wasn't implying it was bad that they were all white.

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and did you know way back in the ancient days of 1974, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre portrayed white people as killers and white people were victims in that movie?

Halloween in 1978 was also massive white on white, too. A straight white male Loomis going after a straight white male Michael Myers.

I am truly in shock that "Scream 2022" portrays white people as killers or as victims. This is something unprecedented in horror movie history. Truly wild stuff. My brain is in recovery mode.

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Scary Movie did it right having Shawn Wayans as one of the killers

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Great movie...but what do you mean by "did it right?"

Are you suggesting it's bad for a movie to have whites as killers?

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Nah, I meant there was a black killer, and there wasn't a light shone on that he was a black killer from the wokists or the non-woke groups. It just was. Simpler times maybe.

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It seems like your tiny brain can’t handle movies anymore so maybe you should just give up now.

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Any gay or trans people in this ?

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A lesbian that sucks face with another girl... that extent of the gayness in the movie.

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I'm hoping for a trans girl and a black Jason if they ever make Friday the 13th Part 13.

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OH GO FUCK UR DAD DAVE

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6.5/10

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It isn't wokeness that makes the movie sucks ass it is how ridiculous the movie is...

SPOILERS ALERT

Some examples would be one of the killers stabs David Arquette and appear to move the knife up through his body from behind then pull the blade up through sever ribs, not in some quick samurai type movement but slowly... and of course the killer doing it was a scrawny girl that appear to have all the muscles of a Russian figure skater.

You have a fight scene where 2 people have just terminated one of the baddies, and in the next room the other baddie is fighting the hero... do the other 2 people do anything? No they pretty much just stay in the other room ignoring the life or death struggle until it is over and then walk into the room like nothings going on.

You've got people stabbed in the same place that pretty much die instantly while others get the same would and fight like hell... consistency in what happens when someone is stabbed would be nice not acting like one time it was a magic instant kill and the next it isn't.

Oh and this is great example of the shittiness of the movie.. A character is killed around noon, the sun is shining brightly... a character at that scene has to quickly get to the sister in a hospital... And the car is suddenly driving at night... a couple of shots later and it is clear that it has been raining heavily because of the puddles on the road. The hospital is in the same town minutes away yet the exterior goes from high noon to rainy night for no reason beyond the people making the movie were clueless.

If you watch this turd you'll be picking out so many flaws that you won't have time to even think about whether it was woke or not... it's just a turd, probably destined to be one of the worst movies of the year.

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Movie still has a bunch of whites in it. I truly am glad that whites being in a movie like this does unironically add to the diversity of the movie.

It was like in Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) where they had 15 able-bodied characters and 1 handicapped character and people were bitching saying there were too many handicapped people in the movie and that he took a spot away from an able-bodied actor who could've used the money. People said the movie was pandering to handicapped people blah blah blah same old bullshit, you know?

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Terrible.

The film puts women into heroic roles and turns Dewey, the alpha American gun-owning male of the Scream series, into a comedic oaf / cuck.

The SJW Illuminati strike again.

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