If Netflix made it…

posted 9 months ago by MoviesStillSuck (520)
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…it sucks. Simple as that.

[–] TheHardSell (1711) 9 months ago

I managed 12 min! 1/10

[–] Kowalski (75523) 9 months ago

FALSE

[–] MikeCable (1839) 9 months ago

I like the spider-alien's calming voice.

And it's cute that it likes to cuddle the space-toilet device because the vibrations make it feel secure.

[–] MoviesStillSuck (520) 9 months ago

Toilets have a very calming effect on my soul.

[–] sarahleigh81 (106) 9 months ago

My husband and I were amused that it took a liking to Nutella. :)

[–] MikeCable (1839) 9 months ago

"Tastes just like home."

[–] JohnnyDoe (1882) 8 months ago

If Netflix paid for it…

[–] liscarkat (18367) 8 months ago

Contrary to "Netflix" expectations, I didn't see anything woke or gay in this movie, and my BS radar is finely tuned.

[–] MoviesStillSuck (520) 8 months ago

That’s because Sandler, for as much as he tends to suck, doesn’t play the woke game.

[–] maximmm (3335) 7 months ago

lol
true
I honestly wish that was enough though
Unfortunately - a bad film is a bad film - a bad actor is a bad actor - woke or not, doesn't matter.