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DECLARATION OF WAR ON THE SUPERHERO INCELS!


I declare immediate war on the incels who are trying to make "Spiderman: You Can't Go Home Again" a runaway success. If you care about the future of film and don't want your children growing up in a world in which Christopher Nolan is considered a great artist, join us in our cultural jihad against all the superhero garbage movies. This weekend send the shot heard round the world to the studios that produce comic book trash---buy a ticket to Steven Spielberg's West Side Story!!

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I loved Dunkirk and Inception, oh and Memento was pretty awesome too.

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The Prestige was even more awesome

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Don't know that one

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Go see it. Great flick.

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I don't believe in Christopher Nolan movies.

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Sounds good.

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Yup

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Do it for Ingmar Bergman!

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Do it to Ingrid Bergman!

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You come at the incels, you best not miss. You get one warning...

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Why dont you try and watch a CBM, you might like them , Dark Knight Trilogy , The Crow, Road to Perdition are vastly superior to the shite you like, not sure why you are shilling shite.

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Did you think I arrived at my conclusion without prior experience? I was there in 2002 when Spiderman with Tobey Maguire was racking up record box office receipts and rave reviews. I was bored blind. So it has been with the others I've regrettably seen--Batman Begins and the overpraised junkpile Dark Knight (I knew enough to stay away from the Dark Knight Rises), the execrable Man of Steel, and the awful Black Panther which white people were made to feel we had to see to prove we weren't racist.. I haven't liked a single one of these garbage movies. I view them as truly dangerous because it's all young people know now.

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You were alive in 2002? You mean you are an adult? Lol.

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Yes, I was alive then and I'm an adult.

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Why do you sound like you are twelve?

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Aww. You're trying to insult me. I think it has something to do with the fact that I am bad-mouthing a genre of films you love but that I view as reprehensible.

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No, I'm just wondering why you sound like a 12 year old if you are a grown adult.

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I'll have to quote from myself and ask that you read over it thoroughly. After it, ask yourself "What 12 year old talks like that?"

Did you think I arrived at my conclusion without prior experience? I was there in 2002 when Spiderman with Tobey Maguire was racking up record box office receipts and rave reviews. I was bored blind. So it has been with the others I've regrettably seen--Batman Begins and the overpraised junkpile Dark Knight (I knew enough to stay away from the Dark Knight Rises), the execrable Man of Steel, and the awful Black Panther which white people were made to feel we had to see to prove we weren't racist.. I haven't liked a single one of these garbage movies. I view them as truly dangerous because it's all young people know now.

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But Dark Knight was good.

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I hated it

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what's your top ten movies ?

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I don't have a set top ten list. But here are some good films: McCabe & Mrs. Miller and Nashville or pretty much anything directed by Robert Altman, 2001 and The Shining from Kubrick, the Emigrants/The New Land, Fanny and Alexander, Persona, La Srrada, All That Jazz, Gigi, Rear Window, early Cronenberg (Shivers, Rabid, The Brood, Scanners, Videodrome), American Graffiti, Fiddler on the Roof, Manchurian Candidate, It Happened One Night, His Girl Friday, Golddiggers of 1933, M., Pather Panchali, etc.

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Spiderman for the win , enjoy your shite taste , please dont post and these boards ever again, enjoy

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I bet you haven't seen any of those films I mentioned above, but you were determined to put down my taste because I don't share your enthusiasm for those, as you say in your Britishy way, "shite" movies made for juveniles.

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i bet you havent either

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I know we Americans are usually pretty stupid, but this is one case where you would well be wise to listen to an American: put aside these childish comic book movies made for children. Stand up and be a man. Seek out the movies I mentioned above. Thank me later.

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These cbms are made for all ages and very entertaining,

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If you have the mind of a 12 year old and never read a book

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Im starting to think your a 12 year old with your deranged rants, it reeks of attention in every post, mummy mummy , people like the films i dont like , temper trampum every time a cbm is released, figure your rather young and immature, but one day kid you'll understand why we like the movies we like, ok good talk, go get them kid

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None of those as good as Zardoz.

The Gun is Good, the Penis is Evil!

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For this you'll be aged 50 years--no less! No man, woman, nor beast will ever desire you again!

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LOL this guy likes Gigli!

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I won't lie, I was thinking the same thing!

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M is one of my favourite films. Another is Deadpool. People are allowed to have a varied palette.

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Deadpool the mock superhero or Dead Pool with Clint Eaatwood and Patricia Clarkson?

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Does it matter? The point still stands. People are allowed to enjoy different things.

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Huh

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Your taste in movies sucks balls. Stop telling people what to do.

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I contend anybody who uses the expression "sucks balls" has lousy taste themselves. Scoot along, spiderboy.

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ok ill bite. Ill skip the ones i havent seen.

Nashville was fine.
2001 is the only movie i have attempted to watch twice and fell asleep both times. And ive seen, according to IMDB, over 3000 movies. Still have to finish it some day.
The Shining was great, loved it.
Fanny and Alexander was so forgettable i dont actually forget what it was about.
Rear Window is good.
Love Cronenberg stuff too, we agree on that one.
I expected more from a Manchurian Candediate the way it was hyped, but i liked it.

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Thank you

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Yes

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I wish you had a more open mind about WSS. I don't like virtue signalling and "wokeness" in my entertainments either, but aside from the casting of genuine Puerto Ricans as the Sharks, Spielberg's film isn't as woke as you think it is. If you despise the endless parade of new superhero movies, I don't know why you wouldn't support a film that is nothing like that childish trash.

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The genre has certainly taken a downward trend. I no longer see them automatically. Didn't see the last SM movie and in no rush to see this one. OP's list of comic book movies he has seen is an unlucky assortment (though shocked he didn't like the first 2 SM movies). Too bad he didn't see the first Iron Man or Winter Soldier. I'd say roughly half of the MCU movies are good and maybe one DC movie.

Overall, the superhero genre runs around 40% quality in film. The TV shows are s different story but also littered with hits and misses.

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True

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Watch the Daredevil TV series. It might temper your opinion of the genre. I get where you're coming from.

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That's never gonna happen

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I watched both Spider-Man and Spielberg's West Side Story in the cinema and I enjoyed both films. I'm also going to buy tickets for The Batman when they go on sale.

I think you're fighting a losing war on superhero movies, even the bad ones like Eternals and Venom: Let There Be Carnage are in the top 10 highest grossing films of the year.

It is frustrating when good movies don't do well at the box office and bad movies do though, like in 2017 trash like Fast and Furious 8 was one of the highest grossing films of the year and a brilliant film like Blade Runner 2049 goes on to be a box office disappointment.

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Nicely worded, though I don't exactly share your love for Blade Runner 2049.

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Fuck off.

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Join our crusade, brother!

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You mean the crusade of movie studio stooges jealous of Disney's success? When you ask people to buy tickets of "West Side Story" that part is becoming really clear.

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I am not sure what you are trying to say. Are you accusing me of being jealous of Disney's success? Why would asking people to buy tickets for West Side Story be an expression of jealousy toward Disney? They own the film. I don't usually champion anything made by Disney except maybe the 1976 version of Freaky Friday with Jodie Foster and Barbara Harris, but I felt compelled to stand up for West Side Story especially because it was an underdog that has some gloriously beautiful moments that never happen in cinema these days . I actually wept in the movie , always during one of the musical sequences. I wept for the beauty of Leonard Bernstein's score and Stephen Sondheim's lyrics. I wept because ballet is never seen in American films anymore especially not with males.I wept for the dazzling fluid cinematography from Januscz Kaminski that skillfully dances along with the cast. I wept also for the showman Spielberg who has been a childhood hero from my youth onward. He has made the first film of his I connected with in decades. There's great talent on display among these young actors most of whom probably usually work on Broadway. Those pirouettes are real, not something whipped up by a CGI technician. I don't understand why people don't find this fresh for our age since this is not our usual fare at the multiplex. I feel it needs to be supported by people who want to keep culture alive in an age in which juvenalia triumphs through the superhero garbage movies.

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Dude sort yourself out and grow up, this behaviour is concerning, stop obsessing over what people watch.

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This must be your way of waving a white flag, of admitting that you admit my position has been correct all along and that superhero movies are a pernicious blight on film culture all over the world.

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Quite the opposite, theres plenty of movies of all genres for everyone to enjoy, CBMs are movies that entertain many people of many ages, great escapism, roughly 4 are released per year, nothing wrong with that. This is the way its been since the dawn of cinema, from snow white to star wars to spiderman no way home

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Had beers have we ? When you grow up you will appreciate a good movie

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I have grown up. That's why I'm sitting here for my annual winter solstice viewing of Kubrick's
Eyes Wide Shut while you're still jacking off over seeing Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield in the new "Spiderman:There's No Place Like Home"

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Eyes wide shut, snoozefest, recommend captain america the winter soldier, far superior movie.

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All British people should see Eyes Wide Shut because it will make you question your leaders in power and your beloved monarchy. Find out what rich people they do when the common folk aren't looking. Stop watching superhero movies which are made as global pro-America propaganda.

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I don't watch movies to gather intel on politics , i watch movies that entertain me , sometimes i like a move that provokes thoughts , Gattaca is one of my all time favourite movies for that reason, as is star wars for the fantasy element, i don't pigeon hole myself to a genre to appear intelligent.

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Really?

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thats correct

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