Funny Quotes - Fired Up! (2009) Discussion

[–] Ludybell2 16 years ago

My favorite is when the two football players are goofing around and one of them catches on fire and then the black guy tackles him in the water and yells "I'm a hero!" Cracks me up every time!

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[–] Vongrove 16 years ago

Rick: I'll be watching you

Shawn: generally that's what Audience members do at performance based events

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[–] cavalier_12 16 years ago

HaHA when Poppy was telling them V moves touchdowns and all that and nick was all confused and said "Dont the guys just throw the girls and catch em" just the way he said it was sooo funny. And "wanna cut the blonde" one haha

GO MICHAEL PHELPS!!

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[–] maggielwpink7 16 years ago

i dont remember the exact line, but when Dr. Rick, says omething like "that (insert name here) was a beast, i got bite marks on my badonkadonk"

R U Blind when your born? Can you see in the dark? Dare you look at a king?
Or Sit on his Throne?

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[–] GottaBMe630 16 years ago

I can't believe nobody mentioned this one yet, but one of my personal favorites is:

Dr. Rick: If these hands weren't tools for healing, I'd crack you in the jaw.
Nick: YOU'RE a tool for healing.

And I also loved...

Downey: And then you asked for my beads and stuck them in your mouth...
Nick: I thought it was a bracelet!
Downey: Why would you stick a bracelet in your mouth?
Nick: I don't know.

Hahaha!

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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[–] Chrislyouk 16 years ago

Anything where Sylvia says 'I'm just sayin' cracks me up.

Also the whole panthers out move, and Sean goes 'What are they, a knife gang?'

And the funniest thing is in the end credits when Poppy gives Bianca the new uniform,

'No s**t Lesbotron'
'No s**t Indigo Girl'
'No s**t Lesbos Island of Greece' <-- The best one, hahahaha
'No s**t Queerleader'
'No s**t Dixie Chick'

The entire film is really funny, and totally underrated.

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[–] awesomegordon 16 years ago

Male cheerleader coach: How do ya spell fired up!

All the cheerleaders at camp: "F" "U"!

Shawn: not really.

Nick: um um.

Male cheer camp coach: "F" "U" what's that spell?!

all the cheerleaders at camp: Fired up!

Shawn: not really that way either.

Nick: nope.

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[–] imdb12347 16 years ago

'What are they, a knife gang?' has to take the cake

reminds me of the old snl west side story skit

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[–] lordofthething 16 years ago

"I'm too straight to be gay. I could suck knob and still be straight. I could have one in my mouth and two in each hand and still win a straight award."

"I thought that move was prohibidimabido."

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[–] creep_pitt 16 years ago

"We! like driving! We! We! like driving!"

"We! are eating! We! we! are eating!"

"We! are driving again! We! are driving!"

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[–] sloba_leo 16 years ago

That's not funny. That's not even a story. More like a fact. (responding to Dr. Rick's story of how he and Carly met)

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[–] jjtown 16 years ago

Diora, I believe that's Italiano for "beautiful princess."

No.

Well, it should be. I'm calling the dictionary people.

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[–] Krazykels1318 16 years ago

My fave is when one of the guy cheerleaders kicks Dr. Rick while he's on the ground and say: "That was for the Crocs! You are neither an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach. Now put some shoes on, you're embarassing yourself."

LOL

F.B.I!
U.S Marshalls!
Forensic Anthropologist!!!.....that's why I
have no gun.

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[–] thezepper18 16 years ago

My favorite is when Poppy's giving out the paper and the one guys like "Do you have 50% recycled paper?" and she goes "No, but I have 50% recycled *beep* paper"

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[–] ColbertoReporto 15 years ago

Yeah I loved this movie! It's hilarious and for some reason I can't get the F U part out of my head that Coach Keith chants w/the cheerleaders, so guess that's my fave line.

www.myspace.com/godems

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[–] DorkKnight1987 15 years ago

When Nick jumps into the lake

"Misjudged the depth"

Shawn: We're doing The Fountain of Troy
Nick: I thought that move was prohibidididibabado

Angela: Get out of my bed, Bianca
Bianca: I can't. I might not have pants on

Cheerleader: Oh my God. Somebody call a doctor.
Carly: I wish Rick were here
Shawn: Why? So he could call a doctor?

Rick: Might want to have that mole checked out, bro. I'd do it myself but I don't have my bag with me.
Shawn: Your bookbag?

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[–] Chili_Peppers 15 years ago

When Poppy gives the cheerleaders their new uniforms and Bianca's like:

"We didn't order these"
Poppy: "No s**t, lesbatron"

and then in the bloopers she's like:
"No s**t, queerleader"
"No s**t, Lesbos, Island of Greece"

lmao!

"This isn't a thimble, it's Turkish nipple armor."

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[–] vfss 15 years ago

I'm sort of like a car guy and the final line by coach keith really make me ROFL,
"Go ahead and clap, mediocrity deserve an applause. Why dont we find a ford focus and clap around it?"
Awesome...

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[–] jsf49ers86 15 years ago

Dang, I can't remember it exactly, but they were saying something about stupid fads and he goes "I can't believe I ever wore a leather bracelet. What am I? A blacksmith?"

The best line of the movie for me.

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[–] Lilkim2009 15 years ago

I liked when a cheerleader asked if they were going to learn the fountain of Troy and Coach Keith said "Yeah I'll teach you the fountain of Troy, right after I teach you how to put make up on a bear.

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[–] accidentally_in_love_xo 15 years ago

"I thought that move was prohibidimibidibabado"

and I'm surprised no one mentioned nick's ridiculous story about his "father" to get out of football camp, best line: "he's in managed care. Ironic isn't it? He never managed to care for me"

This movie's hilarious

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[–] ikikwe 15 years ago

The black smith line is easily the funniest. Surprisingly funny movie, too.

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[–] sassmcghee 15 years ago

When Dr. Rick comes rolling up next to the Indian cheerleader while he is running and goes:

Rick: "Hey bro, gotta second?"

Brewster: "Wrong side of the woods fella, you want the northeast corner near the redwoods"

Rick: "Whaat??"

And when the mascots were riding on the tricycles and that scary looking gray mouse or bear or whatever it was came riding up out in front with that crazy looking face....that made me cry I was laughing so hard!

When they were on TV doing their cheers and the fat black guy back at the house says, "hey look it's Nick on TV cheer leading" and the fat white guy says, "I thought those dudes were in the kitchen" and then he turns around and looks towards the kitchen......CLASSIC! LOL!

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[–] vintage_girl_89 15 years ago

Shawn Colfax: Hiya sis!
Poppy: Why am I looking at you? Speak!

Shawn: I believe you called us godless douche monsters.

Nick Brady: How'd you two crazy kids meet, Rick?
Dr. Rick: It's a funny story actually. Our parents knew each other from way back... and they introduced us.
(awkward pause)
Shawn Colfax: Whoo. Not that funny a story. Not even a story really, just like a fact.

Nick: Hiya Dick.
Dr. Rick: It's Rick!
Nick: Ah, sorry, I don't know why I keep doing that. You just look like such a Dick to me

Rick: I'll be watching you.
Shawn: Yeah, that's exactly what an audience member does at a performance based event.

^ don't know why but I laughed so hard when he said that.

Brewster: [after Rick is punched by Downey] That was for the Crocs. You're not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach. OK? Now put on some shoes, you're embarrassing yourself.

Dr. Rick: You're dumping me for him?
Carly: No, I'm dumping you, period. And then I'm gonna be with him. Period. If... that's okay with him, question mark.
Shawn Colfax: Totally. Exclamation point.
Dr. Rick: Oh puke. Parenthesis, bold, underline.

^ that end part was sooo cheesy, i was like "seriously?" as it was happening but when they added what dr rick said at the end it saved it, it was hilarious!

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Family Guy Forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[–] shaneo6930 15 years ago

Bottomless breadsticks can only keep you at the Olive Garden for so long until you look up and say "Why the hell am I at the Olive Garden with all these fat people?

Cheerleading coach: Never judge a book by it's cover, Carly. You never really know what it's about until page 50.
Nick: I wouldn't have guessed a page over 40.
Shawn: More like 35.

Dude, I'm not going to high five you for a Beejer you got a year ago.

Aww. Did mommy and daddy go back to the farm?

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[–] massieblockismytrueidol 15 years ago

"Woah that's close enough Jonas Brother!"
That line had me laughing on the floor.

Peace, Love, Lerman <3
That boy is a hottie <3

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[–] full_can_of_beer 15 years ago

"puke parenthetis bold underline!" LOL soo funny, the part when Rick pulls up in his car listening to mambo NO.5 was sooo funny. Or anything brewster said had me in stiches

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[–] presariO_29 15 years ago

"beejer" LOL

He says "bj" as in, well yeah :) beejer lol that made me laugh.

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