Funny Quotes - Fired Up! (2009) Discussion

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[–] BallasThreat01 16 years ago

Actually the movie was pretty freakin hilarious. I'm sorry that you don't enjoy comedy. I personally liked the "I believe you called me a Godless Doosh Monster" line.

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[–] Luckyangel356 16 years ago

Wow that's pretty condescending. Are you the expert on comedy?

~the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return~

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[–] entermakaveli_7 16 years ago

I honestly can't remember any of the lines but I do remember there were a hell of alot of good ones. The biggest laugh to me was when that dickhead song came on.

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[–] bimsie99 16 years ago

I had several lines that made me laugh out loud:
When Dr. Rick pulls up in his cream colored BMW 3 Series convertible,one of them says,"Where did he get that car?""Maybe he won an LPGA Tournament."

When they first get to the camp,and their Indian roomate goes on a long tirade.One of them says,"Youve given us a lot to process here."

One of the guys says he can only keep 30 days worth of girls names in his head,then he wipes them out to make room for new ones.The other asks why cant he just remember more,and he says,"Dont ask me,ask Tech Support."

On the bus to the camp,all the cheerleaders are saying everything in unison,"we are driving,we are driving.We are eating,we,we are eating."The guys ask their sister if they do this the whole way,and she says,"The Whole way.Wait until their cycles start matching up.You will wish for these days back."

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[–] coolbeans45 16 years ago

this was my favorite.
dont know exactly how it goes.. but something close to this.
"what i cant just give my sister my bathroom"
"dude when youre done with cheer camp, you wont even need a bathroom"
"what does that even mean?!?!"
HAH!

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[–] Yourbestpal-1 16 years ago

"Hold on, baby T is signing her number. IS THAT A SEVEN? A FIVE AND A TWO?

I laughed pretty hard at that line for some reason.

"God is more of a sensation than a real being of virtue."

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[–] i_love_OVIE 16 years ago

haha i liked all the scenes with Dr. Rick, lol like the one where the song tubthumping is playing in his car and hes like JAMMIN, and he's like. mm! Chumbawumba! soundtrack to MA LIFE!! lol

THE RUSSIAN MACHINE NEVER BREAKS

T~O

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[–] dunbar7 16 years ago

I love when Poppy says "Hold on, don't go all ABC Family on me here..."

"She's, like, a biscuit older than me..."

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[–] Alex_Cool 16 years ago

The whole scene at the end that leads into the whitesnake song. that rocked \o/

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[–] nygcj1993 16 years ago

when they need a doctor i wish rick was here why so he could call a doctor

prohibibabo

why would you put a bracelet in your mouth

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[–] Connielee2004 16 years ago

When Carly said to Rick that "it's over" near the end, and he said "Oh Carly-fries" haha curly fries as one of her nicknames. That was hilarious.

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[–] horrormovieman89 16 years ago

"Look what happened, she nearly broke her face!"

Or along the lines of that...Lmao. Funny movie..:P

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[–] butterfly_chick032 16 years ago

lmao for some reason i laughed so hard when dr rick said "i made a rezzie @ red lobster" or when poppy was like "wall to wall carpet" at the begining when they were asking her for help ....the movie was funnier than i thought it would be

When I say shotgun ; you say wedding

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[–] ThreeSixNine 16 years ago

"Sup Dick."
"It's Rick. Dr. Rick."
"Oh God I keep doing that, you just look like such a Dick to me."

Sam Foster: You burned yourself? Why?
Henry Letham: Practicing for hell.

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[–] entermakaveli_7 16 years ago

this movie is HIGHLY underrated. I had low expectations going into this but I loved it. never heard so many unique and damn funny one-liners in a movie.

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[–] chilled_mug 16 years ago

movie was definitely better than i thought it was going to be.

i liked when he said "bottomless breadsticks only keep you at olive garden for so long...until at some point you look up and say why the hell am i at the olive garden with all these fat people?"

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[–] drumstixx123 16 years ago

i liked the one quote that the girl says when they are about to get on the bus

"let me guess, u love every bone in my body including yours."

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[–] dumaramutsi 16 years ago

when poppy says:"no *beep* lesbiantron" HAHAHA was so funny the way she said that! LOL

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[–] B.T.K. 16 years ago

You can piss on my face, but dont tell me its raining...

Dude we are in heaven.... Nope, cause we would have heard: We are Crashing, We we are crashing...

where are my flowers? i made a wish on them and threw them in the sky..

good movie, done wih love, good characters and underated.... cause all the 30 (almost 100) years old girls hate it...

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[–] larzhoban 16 years ago

This movie is ALL one-liners. haha It's awsesome.

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[–] radzarei 16 years ago

I want to cut the blonde one.

What?

WHAT?

what?

I'm just saying!

LOL

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[–] serrrgio 16 years ago

"just wait till their cycles match up" pretty funny

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[–] CasseroleWorshipper 16 years ago

When Dr. Rick goes: "Animal House reference. LUUUUUV IT!".

Death to Videodrome! Long live the new flesh!

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[–] stillboredinyuma 15 years ago

she wants to cut her, like literally with a knife or sharp object of some sort.

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[–] Islington 16 years ago

Hey...I'm a thirty something female and I loved this movie. I don't understand why it didn't do better at the box office? No one mentioned the most popular line in the film "You have to risk it for the biscuit!"

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[–] sassygirl676 16 years ago

i love all the names dr. dick has like...carls barkley, carly fries, larry moe and carly, carls bad carlyfornia etc...lol!

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[–] sassygirl676 16 years ago

or happy thanksgiving....WHAT?! ...idk im cold

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[–] Avataren 16 years ago

"That move was prohibibabo, how much clearer could I have been?"
I love this one.

Not a quote, but I love the scene where all the cheerleaders are sitting outside watching "Bring It On" on the big screen, speaking out all the lines in the movie.

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[–] briannakb 16 years ago

i just watched this movie today for the first time and died laughing. i lovedall of these, even thoughthey aren't exact.
Rick: "i'm size 10.5... 11 in crocs,"

then towards the end, brewster: "you're not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach, so take off the crocs, you're embarassing yourself."

nick: "just how i like' 'em, ancient and regretful."

and i also liked when they were saying the lines with bring it on, i was dying laughing, especially at brewster. and when he was like, "you're even depressing me, and i'm a virgo." i love that guy :) haha. and he was hilarious when he went skinny dipping and the rest went in their underwear to work on their catches or whatever.

and i died at shawn's expressions at the end when he stood up out of the water, and was like, "go tigers!"

i dunno, i just loved this whole movie :) i wish it woulda been longer...
hah

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[–] skervich 15 years ago

Islington: You're dumb. It didn't do well at the box office because the majority of movie-goers (who are usually pretty stupid considering those 'Epic Movie' guys get to keep making movies) collectively snubbed it. And maybe no one mentioned the "most popular" line of the movie because even here, with what passes for humor, it's NOT FUNNY! It just rhymes.

This movie is what happened when the straight-to-DVD sequels to Bring it On and American Pie had unprotected sex. It's no small wonder that it couldn't even recoup its budget.

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[–] party_chic14 16 years ago

EVERYTHING that the indian roommate said was *beep* GOLD.

and i love when sean and carly were talking through the final routine and nick goes, "are we supposed to be talking through the routine? i know i'm new at this, but this seems like a lot of talking during the routine." LOL so good.

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