What the world the Fast and Furious has taught me.

208. verone carter should use better judgement on who he trust around him

I ain't a cowboy Pam...I'm a stuntman

275.Doms RX-7 Wons The Drag Race With Big Custom Woofers In His Car.
276.The Viper Can't Even Smoke The "Trailer Trash".
277.Civic Can Go Under The Trailer.
278.Mustang With Custom Nissan Engine.
279."Wabaki" Is Not A Food.[It Sounds Like]
280.Tokyo Police Won't Catch You When You drive too fast.
281.We can Get Any Car We Want At A Impound Lot.
282.Custom Mod Truck can turn 180" and Steal the Oil Tank.
283.Braga Is The First Person To die For himself.[In the Club]
284.There is A Technology Weapon That When It Hit Your Car body. And disable Your car.

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365. Keep an eye on your silverware when you have lunch with Tyrese.
366. FBI Agents get off on Mia's surveillance photos.
367. White guys in Japan go for Japanese girls.

386. Pizza places don't make engines

I ain't a cowboy Pam...I'm a stuntman

445. Gran torinos come in 4-speeds.

446. Letty wouldn't let them junk it.

447. Dom said a 10 sec car, not a 10 min car.

448. Los Angeles impound yards dont notice when '09 STi's go missing with broken glass on the ground.

449. Brian needs a 24hr hold.

450. Tokyo Drift started in CA, so of course a 700hp monte carlo on race slicks is street legal.

451. If you say "oh well" before you drive through a house, that makes it ok.

452. The GPS is spidered into all of that.

453. Ludacris doesn't want to know where the skyline is.

454. If you drive your tuned skyline through a gazebo and down a rough steep dirt hill, it won't sustain damage if you say "sorry car" before you do it.

455. When the GPS calls, you follow.

456. Dom forgot to say Grace.

457. Dom's charger rose from the dead to rescue him the prison bus.

458. Han needs trust and character around him.

459. Han has a crumpled beer can in his garage.

460. Dom is a complicated, he found Letty's '70 roadrunner (which he won from Han and must have given to Letty afterward) after it must have gone to the impound after Fenix wrecked it, got it out of there, fixed it, shipped it to japan, apparently learned how to drift and challenged the new DK to a race.

531. Always load up the movie soundtrack with Spanish hip-hop, even if the movie is taking place in Tokyo.

532. You can move to Tokyo and, in 2 days, learn how to drive RHD and effortlessly navigate the city streets like you grew up there.

533. A Buick Grand National can go 60 MPH in first gear.

534. Always shift every 5 seconds, even if you're driving an automatic.

535. Rerouting.

536. Dwight and Edwin enjoy referring to themselves in the third person.

537. Suki's car drawing is some artistic sh!t.

538. This ain't LoJack.

539. Orientals living in Miami have New York accents.

540. Dwight likes feet.

541. A real driver knows exactly what's in his car.

542. Tego's stack is always bigger than Omar's.

543. Tej's Garage is ridiculous.

544. Rome's engine isn't as big as his mouth.

545. Banks don't move.




Will someone please pass me the f!cking asparagus?

626 The FBI will let just about anyone be an agent.
627 At the FBI, you can get in a fight with your colleague and break his nose and your boss will yell at him instead of you, and will just stare at you for a few seconds before walking off. He will let you take part in high risk operations immediately afterwards. These operations will have an unlimited budget and access to all the hardware (cars, etc) that you need.
628 At the FBI, you can let another agent’s suspect go, and no-one (other than the other agent) will care.
629 The FBI’s tracking devices have an LED so you know they are active. They are usually hidden in places that are quite easy to get to if you need to turn them off.
630 The FBI has really sophisticated tracking systems with super high-res graphics. Unfortunately they can’t track inside buildings and fail to spot anyone leaving if they’re in a different vehicle. So not that sophisticated really.
631 FBI helicopters can always monitor things without being undetected by bad guys. All their pilots sound the same.
632 Bad guys can stare at you for ages whilst you try frantically to disconnect your tracking device and not think anything is wrong. You will usually disconnect the tracking device just in the nick of time.
633 Everyone in the street racing scene speaks “street”, even the white guys. None of them wears glasses, and most of them are fairly good-looking.
634. Most people in the street racing scene get on really well and call each other things like “dawg”, “homes” and “bro”. They all know the correct hand gestures to use when greeting each other.
635 Despite everyone in the street racing scene having an expensive car, none of them seem to have jobs.
636 The exception to the above is chubby Asian guys, who usually tune cars for a living. They usually have first names of English/Welsh/etc origin.
637 Every car in the street racing scene has a garish paint job: matte paint, bright yellow, dayglo orange, etc. Muscle cars are always left-hand drive but Japanese ones are always right-hand drive. Muscle cars always do wheelies at the start of a race and never seem to lose any time despite two tyres being off the ground.
638 There aren’t many girl racers, but if you do find one, her car will usually pink and very girly. She will, however, be very hot and have lots of hot friends who don’t wear many clothes.
639 Despite people spending hours and hours and thousands of tuning their cars they don’t mind breaking them whilst racing or crashing them into each other.
640 If you’re racing Dom and Brian and you happen to be black, you will usually lose. You will often end up crashing into another car or a road sign, but don’t worry: whilst your car will be a mess, you will be just fine, so you will be able to get out easily and make good your escape.
641 Evil drug dealers have access to their own custom navigation systems with really sophisticated graphics. They have images for every conceivable type of car that might race, so they can customize them properly. They also have their sole female employee to record the instructions. They set this up before the race in next to no time at all.
642 Despite these sophisticated navigation systems, they still tell you endlessly that you’re going the wrong way.
643 If you happen to be going the wrong way during a race, you will find a convenient route back on to the track and you will magically catch up with the other racers (apart from the black guy who will usually have crashed by then).
644 Everyone in the street racing scene has nitrous and when they trigger it, their eyes open really wide and they grip their steering wheel with both hands whilst strange things happen to the microchips in their cars.
645 You can be a complete sleazeball but hot girls will still hang around with you and let you record movies of them making out. You can also afford a large house and a decent car.
646 FBI agents conspire together to plant evidence without thought of the consequences. They have access to illicit drugs for just such an occasion. Their bosses don’t seem to mind.
647 Drug dealers can find out lots and lots about you, but fail to find out that you’re a federal agent, or that you’ve been in any kind of law enforcement.
648 You can be wanted by dozens of federal agencies but can slip in and out of the country at will.
649 No-one ever bears a grudge. They willl, eventually, forgive you, as will their sister, who will probably go to bed with you if you really, really want her to.
650 If you need a car, Dom will find the perfect one for you and break its window so you can get in. As for the broken glass, get in and drive off. It won’t hurt.
651 No-one ever needs to go to the toilet.
652 Most bad guys are Hispanic. Some of them can’t drive and most of them barely speak English. However, whenever they need to communicate with you, they can find the right words. They all wear expensive clothes and lots of gold.
653 When a car gets into a wreck, it rolls for what seems like hours.
654 Most people from Hong Kong are Triads.
655 Drug dealers hold huge parties in warehouses, where women make out with each other. However, no-one seems to take any drugs. Drug dealers, like street racing guys, know all the right gestures to use when greeting you, and act like they’re your best friend when they barely know you. This means they will hug you and be really nice, despite being really evil actually.
656 If you wait a minute or two, any henchmen will usually walk off, allowing you to gain access into any part of a bad guy’s lair. No-one will ever spot you whilst you’re doing this.
657 You can get into the bad guy’s garage and be discovered by his exotic female employee, but because she wants to go to bed with you, she won’t tell anyone.
658 Exotic female employees are very loyal right up to the point when the good guys need them to change sides. They will then sell out their former employer at the most convenient moment and tell you exactly what you need to know about anything.
659 Everyone is strong enough to dangle chunky guys out of windows by one leg and to haul them back in using just one arm.
660 FBI agents always go around alone and usually come upon a suspect when someone else is visiting them.
661 Dom can disappear completely as soon as your back is turned.
662 People named Brian take part in the street racing scene.
663 If you ever want to break someone out of a prison van, all you need is a few fast cars.
664 All the girls who hang around the street racing scene wear skimpy costumes and pout a lot. They are all hot.
665 At street races, everyone cheers a lot and has a good time. No-one watching seems to be unhappy, bored or tired, no matter what time of day (or night) it is. The police never try to break up races until they’ve actually finished.
666 Everyone always has lots of money to bet on street races.
667 Drawbridges are always unsupervised and never have alarms. You can break in very easily and they are very simple to operate.
668 There are never other cars near drawbridges, so when you come across it whilst racing, you won’t have to get past queuing cars. If you jump, you’ll always make it.
669 All trains sound the same and have the same flashing lights.
670 Your car is just about the right size to fit under a semi or in an abandoned mine. Aforementioned mine wil be clear of obstacles, so you can drive through at any speed. Whilst doing this, your windshield will remain clean and you won’t make any mistakes.
671 All truck drivers carry shotguns and can fire the shotgun and drive the truck simultaneously. They are usually fat white guys.
672 Henchmen usually let their boss go into a building completely unsupervised and will only watch one door, allowing you to use another door to secrete the boss away without being noticed.
673 If someone kills your girlfriend, you will usually come across them if you wait long enough.
674 If you find your girlfriend’s killer, you will end up killing him. Vengence is yours!