1. Any car can do 80+mph in reverse with perfect handling.
2. A train of cars can easily navigate through a mine field a car's width with ease.
3. A cop can easily get his job back multiple times.
I have a bunch more, but I'd like to give others some.
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6. Even with modern clutch systems you should double clutch
7. No! Monica!
8. Somehow very attractive asian models will show up when you build your car, and want you.
9. You can, and should, make out with your girlfriend atop a customer's carbon fiber hood in your shop, when you should be working.
10. Jesse knows all, and even though everyone works with him, they know nothing about ball bearing turbos spooling up.
11. Leon is from New York, and can drive RHD.
12. Pizza Boys go home when interrupted.
13. ESD truncheons are feasible, used highly, and dangerous!
14. Brian can launch a skyline over a bridge ramp, but can't evade cops.
15. Mustang + RB26DETT = Mustang Nismo?
16. Even in japan the Hulk is Cool.
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19. Since the Economic downturn, looks like japanese gangsters now have their hideouts in amusement arcades.
20. One illegal street race can get you emmigrated from the US (its for the best apparently)
21. After you take several cars through the entrance of an impound lot, breaking the gate, the guy at the gate wont attempt to do anything when you try to drive out
22. Nobody likes the tuna there
23. Perverting the course of justice whilst assuming to identity of a wanted felon wont even get you a police warning
24. You can spear someone out of a three story window onto a car below and walk away relatively unscathed
25. Movies are in fact real life, and serious business.
shareLook dude were just having a bit of fun, if you cant handle it then *beep* off.
26. If you're a skank, Letty will leave tread marks on your face.
I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.
You can very easily pop a wheelie in the sand.
27. A quarter mile race with a 10-second car CAN last for 10 minutes.
share28. there seems to be a Nissan Skyline at every impound lot.
share29. You can have any beer you want, as long as it's a corona.
share30. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile a winner is a winner
31. Never say I'll see you tomorrow Mia you might find your self in a fight
32. Use them bus tokens PARTNER
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LOL@#26. that was awesome.
33. If you want ass, hit Hollywood Blvd.
34. its not how you stand by your car, its how you race your car. [cheesiest movie line ever btw].
35. the first one to reach in for food at the dinner table has to say grace.
36. car gods exist.
"I had a vision, of a world without Batman... and it was so boring." -Joker
28. When Dom is in a car drag racing nothing else matters, but when Leon nearly dies and when jessie dies he goes out for blood.
29.the 69 charger scares the *beep* out of dom, but when he's pissed he's
like Mr.T, Spring into action. ("I pitty the fool!")
30. apparently brian blew himself up with the 100 shot of nitrous as predicted
but cant outrun dom because he's the man.
31.500 fights, you tend to learn a lot about yourself after 500.
32. no matter where they are where ever they are paired its just like
old times.
33. typically the chevelle and the charger can both do impressive wheelies
of the same nature.
34. Nitro meyth is for pussies
35. Dom, Get in the *beep* car now!
36. Dom likes blowing up expensive muscle cars..including his own.
37. Nitro meyth is for pussies.
38.real funny fonzi
39. roman peirce has nothing on dominic terreto
40. he used to drag back here in high school and yet he always goes for it on green but in the end he will always break his arm.
41. thats not what he had in mind.
42. Nirto meyth is for pussies.
43. reality excists in dominics mind which is his rules his way ill break your neck.
44.Nitro meyth is for pussies.
28. Dominican truck drivers just LOVE to take roads unfit for their vehicles. They like watching them crash.
29. You can be a regular cop for a while, then infiltrate a gang without even hiding your face. No-one will recognize you.
30. There's no cop in Mexico.
37. never follow a guy that's on a street bike
38. if you don't protect you're lunch Tyrese will eat it.
39. You can breath perfectly fine in a trailer.
40. you can go off road with your skyline without getting a flat
41. muscle always beats import all the time
42. too soon junior
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40. you can go off road with your skyline without getting a flat
43: Letty could spray that hitch
44. the cop gets hungrier
45. U want what Dwight got
47. You will sell ur abulita[grandma] to be in Braga team
48. Dom a cheater
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LIVE FOR THE SPEED,DRIVE FOR THE RUSH.
THINK FAST,LIVE FURIOUS.
43. NOS + Cigarette lighter = big BOOM
44. you can kill a tracking device by dropping it in a soda
45. tyrese's pockets aint empty
46. tyrese is always hongry
L.L.
47. Exit strategy, FTW.
share48. if you ain't first you're last ...I know I know ricky bobby
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49. Ride or Die
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LIVE FOR THE SPEED,DRIVE FOR THE RUSH.
THINK FAST,LIVE FURIOUS.
50. Mia can drive fast cars, really really good
share51. 3 out of 4 times, asians are always the bad guys
Pilot pt.1http://www.shorttext.com/e0qavu
--. right after spraying nitrous, your car will travel at warp speeds
--. rodriguez has a flat nose like gizmo
--. when u get shot in the back u just stand there like nothing happened..because a gunshot wound usually wont cause pain.
Need to read up some FBI reports on gunshot wounds I see.
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46. Ha........LOL big time.
shareOP, if you watched this movie for realism then you obviously didn't have a clue what this movie was about.
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Its a movie about cars and racing, not a movie about zombies or aliens, it should be realistic for the most part.
53. Vin Diesel can pound you directly in the face multimes times, with everything he's got, but if you're Paul Walker, you'll still be pretty as hell in the next scene.
Sort of lame, but I wanted to put this thread back on page one where it belongs. I love these threads.
54. never lend sean your car
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55. Even the cops are Hollywood in Hollywood
56. You can't detail a car with the cover on
57. whether he's the driver or the passenger, and regardless of make/model, the car Vin Diesel's sitting in will always win;)
"I had a vision, of a world without Batman... and it was so boring." -Joker
LMAO this thread is awesome!
58. You can jump out of a Charger into a Camaro over 100mph through a tunnel.
59. Try Fat burger from now on. You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, *beep*
60. Dom never driven her (Charger) because it scares the *beep* outta him.
61. Tyrese & Brian found their cars in the bottom of a cereal box
62. The Gallo 24 is the better engine for Brian's skyline.
63. Only Roman's homeboys call him Rome..pig.
64. You can push your Supra across the finish line, or tow it.
65. Hector has a last name but can't pronounce it.
http://www.onlyfastandfurious.co.cc/
66. Dom can fit into a small civic
67. gaijin means outsider
68. never race a jetta against a honda 2000
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69. When you're not on your block anymore you'd better watch who you talk to like that.
70. That wasn't how Dom imagined that going.
71. Ol' Coyote's gotta eat.
72)Its very easy to shoot a pump-action shotgun
with ONE hand
while driving
at 100+ an hour
73) if you yell NOS!!! your car explodes
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74. skylines never makes it to the end of the movie
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75. Even after skilled japanese racers have spent a lifetime becoming amazing at drift racing, it takes one deep south guy a matter of weeks to beat the DK
76. You can perfectly execute a launch in a car onto a boat and come out with no injuries
77. Brian and Rome can assault and shoot at police officers and not even get a stern talking to
78. You can easily get 150+ "homies" to risk their lives and their expensive cars for the sake of Rome and Brian getting away
79. When your careers are going nowhere fast, you can always go back to "that franchise" and make a couple 'o million
80. Verone is cheap with his cigars.
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81. Chicks dig guys barely out of their 20's who drive diddy little cars with massive hulk stickers on them.
share82. Dk means drift king
83. even though you saved his a$$ from getting kick twinkie will still $@&%h at you
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84.the buster kept dom outta handcuffs
85.it had so much torque da chassie twisted off the line
86.he lives his life a corta mile at a time
87.you can drive a honda civic under a truck n magically 2 wheels go missing
88.cha cha cha is a mexican resturant wit lil tassels on da top
89.you spend 3 sequels trying to find out wot happened to leon jesse n vince only to hear nothing
90.its better then the film street racer ,red line and last run
91.ken n barbies parents are to well connected n will walk outta here without a scratch
92.dont lend sean ya one off skylined engine motor mona he wont respect it
93.ha ha real funny fonze
hamburger hangin out means hairy spanish chest
94.he likes dem apples brien
95.doms charger is like da turbo interceptor from wraith n can regenerate when smashed into truck flipped onto roof n back smashed into tunnel wall n explodes tacking down the tunnel only to reform n break dom outta prison lol
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96.if you're fat they'll spray some purple sh#% on your tummy
97. Its not the ride it's the rider
98. Don't talk to clays girl
99. you can easily drive your monte carlo through a house
100. a viper almost tip over a monte carlo
okay people I didn't start this thread but I'm glad we reached 100
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101. After you spray liquid nitrogen on a hitch and break it off, completely destroying it, it magically grows back so that Tego Calderon and his friend can attach to it and steal it.
share102. when drag racing you have to shift more times than you have gears
103. dom can drift
104. If you are paul walker you are faster driving through the alley than taking the actual course
105. Every Nissan has the steering wheel on the right
106. It is faster to drift than to take the corner normally. That's why Formula 1 does it
107. Slow down when drag racing, it makes for a more dramatic finish
108. There are secret tunnels that smugglers use
109)Brian is still a buster
110)The Mad Scientist has to rebuild that engine from the "100" shot of NO2 that you gave it
111) everytime you hot the Nos Button you go Into Lightspeed and it gets all blurry cause your "going to fast" lol
112) you could replace all the cars in 2F2F with Bmws and it wouldn't Effect dumb storyline
113)can't climb in the ring with Ali 'cause you think you box.
114)40 Weight sounds better than 50 weight.
115)Dom fix cars with a mad scientist.
116)Brian Earl Spilner. Sounds like a serial killer
117)Jesse can find anything on the web, anything about anyone.
118)Dom would die before going back to prison (LIE).But If his quote refers about Lompoc.(We'll never know)
29. When wanting to sneak into Mexico, drive 80mph into one of the mountians,
relax-there are tunnels EVERYWHERE there.
120. never I mean never trust brian with an undercover case
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121. In the extremely well cleaned and tidy Los Angeles, alleyways not meant for cars will be the perfect width and have no objects that could stop the car when you are burning through at plus 100 mph.
share122. In the world of F&F, sexual remarks are easily filtered, but having sex is not allowed because mysterious and bad cutting will show you in the kitchen first, obviously in a sexual mood, but you will teleport to your brothers garage to say goodbye just seconds later
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It's sarcasm people, get used to it
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123. they never stop to fill their car with fuel
124. Dom cheats
125.brian and roman are tight
126. brian can do a 180 in the highway
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127. Fast and Furious has the uncanny ability to make stupid morons start threads about why they think the movie sucks and why their opinion is better than everybody elses.
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128. the movie always ends with a muscle car in the last action scene
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129. A character who only had 15-minutes of screen time can still have her face on the poster.
130. Jumping roogtops is easy.
131. Stealing petrol is easy.
132. Vin Diesel is not bulletproof. He deflects bullets.
TEAM ALICE
MADNESS as you know, is like GRAVITY. All it takes is a little..PUSH.
The Joker
132. A highly antiscipated movie does not allways make for a good one
Harry has seen Brian drive... He has a heavy foot
Best way to get what you want from someone is to hold them down, catch a rat, put the rat in a metal bucket and put it on the persons bare stomach then heat the bucket up.
If one of your co-workers goes to confront you and grabs ahold of you, you can beat the crap out of them with out any reprocussions.
Dom never narked on nobody!
Pockets ain't empty Cuz
Brian does not get the convertible because it might loosen his mousse.
That car has too much chrome for Brian anyways.
Rome will not stay at Brian's boat house because he has "bad habits"
I have some more but I will post them later
136. Once you finally catch the guy who's pulled a gun on you and ran away in the obligatory parkour-scene, don't take the guy to jail. Just let him go after he tells you "David Park". Don't bother asking what car he drives or where he lives.
137. That Brian never considered the words of wisdom that he was not a "good guy playing a bad guy" but in fact a "bad guy playing a good guy". Yeah...
138. Brian never actually races at race wars
139. One punch from Letty will KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS.
140. Snake skin leather pants are not hot on anyone, let alone Lance.
141. Dom can cross any boarder with out being caught by local authorities, FBI or CIA.
142. Brian is always getting in trouble over a female!
143. Roman Pierce ain't going back to Barstow.
"Whoa! Ok you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!”
144. Roman Pierce ain't going back to jail
145. Dom can't handle a charger at full speed
146. Nos is cool
147. Han only race if it means something
148. Don't kiss his shoes buddy you'll only get kick in the mouth
149. Mia drives
150. Brian is a crazy white boy
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151. VeilSide is the best JDM brand in the world!
share152. Whether it's cars or robots that turn into cars, Tyrese will always be the excitable black guy.
Hey, it's back! Check the profile for the message boards I control.
153. Tyrese was made for guns, murderers and crooked cops.
154. Tyrese sees no problem in shooting at a god damned federal agent.
155. Agent Dunn is a f-ing nimwit.
156. Don't drive in between two semi-trailer trucks, they will *beep* you up.
157. Tyrese still fights like sh-t.
158. Loser walks home.
159. Ludacris doesn't have the right set of tools.
160. SMACK THAT ASS!
161. Dom never narc'd on nobody.
162. You can't just climb in the ring with Ali 'cause you think you can box.
163. A perk of the job is that you can pin it on whoever you want to.
164. Clay can read the brochure.
165. DK is like the Justin Timberlake of Japan.
166. Brian is lucky he's still breathing.
167. Vince is always hungry.
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169. For every modification you make to your import, the shop throws in five barely clothed and dancing Latinas.
share170. When visiting the scene of an old carcrash that the cops are supposed to have already cleaned out, you will still find a trace of powder which you can immediately recognise as nitrometh.
171. A few tire tracks will allow you to imagine the exact positions of said carcrash and how your girlfriend was killed in it.
172. Dom can't wait to see Fenix.
173. Cops will always arrive minutes after car races and murders have already taken place.
174. Keep your stash in the police impound, it's the last place they'll look.
175. If you want to repay Brian for his exploded car, ram your elbow into the window of another car.
176. Brian still leaves cookies and milk for Santa.
Pop. Six. Squish. Uh uh. Cicero. Lipschitz.
177.Mia put some sh#$ in the tuna
178. Brian ain't here for the tuna
179. You can use your company's truck to go where ever you like.
180. Brian is always living off someone else expense. Never bought his own car
181. Skylines are just everywhere these days
182. I love this fast and furious
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183. Edwin knows a few things, and Edwin knows it is not how you stand by your car, it is how you race your car.
sharethe black man does not get invited back for sequels
share185. Roman ain't gonna let some fly on the beach stare him down
186. I can't come up with anymore stuff
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187. The best type of revenge on a guy who killed your girlfriend is NOT a fistfight/man-to-man battle. Just ram your car into him and you're even.
Pop. Six. Squish. Uh uh. Cicero. Lipschitz.
188. Paul Walker is suddenly a badass bro, cuz.
189. Verone's tapping her.
190. Dom thinks Brian hit his head.
191. Priests in Mexico are really badass.
192. Rome doesn't care if it's your food.
193. Jesse says grace to the car gods.
194. There are tons of Asian guys called "David Park"
195. Letty is 80% angel and 20% devil.
196. Han is doing some crazy sh!t in tokyo.
197. Kiss Rome's ass, putos.
198. Ludacris like Suki to handle it.
199. Brian pulled some crazy dukes of hazzard sh!t
200. Rome thought Verone had like 15 lighters.
WOOOOOO 200!!!!!!1
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201. Dom can disappear in the two seconds it takes you to grab the hand of a guy falling out of a window.
202. Brian gets Barga, Dom gets Fenix
203. No cop will ever check out a very loud street party that has extremely fast looking cars in attendance in the middle of downtown LA.
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