Best Line In The Movie
"Excuse me, can I get a cup of coffee, black?"
"Can't you see we talking, white?"
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"Fück you! Ziggy's a comic! It's right next to Family Circus!"
"No amount of belief makes something a fact." - James Randi
"I'm gonna kill that old *beep*."
"I'm disturbed by how turned on I am by this."
"That's some damn good coffee!"
I love the way the lines were delivered. Makes me LOL.
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I'll be your sherpa on the mountain of gayness was the best line.ha ha
shareI liked "Let us..... *beep*
shareThe one that preceded the credits, this is Kevin Smith at his worst, he has completely forgotten how to write dialogue.
share"The one that preceded the credits, this is Kevin Smith at his worst, he has completely forgotten how to write dialogue."
See, that's how i felt at the beginning of the movie. I couldn't tell if
it was the dialogue that was forced, or the performances by Rogen and Banks.
Something just didn't jive.
However, from the High School reunion scene on i felt the flow got
alot smoother.
oh yes that was great, I literally re-phrased it myself.
shareZack: Good. I'm getting tired of *beep* a fleshlight.
Miri: You *beep* it? What'd it feel like?
Zack: It felt like *beep* a flashlight.
Zack: How can I help you?!?
Customer: Um...I'll take a...
Zack: Too late - cappuccino.
I know this may be blasphemous to say, but this is my favorite Kevin Smith movie, moreso than Clerks. Not only is the script great, but the acting is incredible.
I'm usually not a Seth Rogen fan, but he nailed this one. And Elizabeth Banks is awesome, as usual. The movie is full of funny lines, but the actors add their own little subtleties that make it that much funnier.
"I don't do anal... anal and hugging..." lol. I just loved how she says "hugging". Like she's really disgusted.
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That was longer than a heartbeat!
delaney is just a funny dude in this movie
"- All right.
- I have a wife, you know.
We're happy. I mean, not happy,
but it's cool, you know.
Just so you know,
there will be some *beep*
- We'll talk about that if you get the part.
- Okay.
I mean, not... We won't be *beep*
there'll be *beep* in the movie.
Like I said, I got a wife.
She don't play that *beep*
- She is a crazy bitch.
- Yep.
It's my job as the producer
to see what you got.
So if that makes you uncomfortable
in any way,
you don't have to show me anything
you don't wanna show me, because..."
"I'm disturbed at how turned on I am by this."