"Excuse me, can I get a cup of coffee, black?"
"Can't you see we talking, white?"
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Hahahahha I love that part. My other favorite part is when Miri is talking to Bobby and she is laughing, then goes "Don't thank me! Just *beep* me!" Lmaoo
share"I will be your Sherpa on the mountain of gayness."
You can't get it 'cuz you ain't got it!
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"You better shut your mouth or I'm gonna fuqq it!"
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"L'il dogs don't like it when you *beep* em like dat!!"
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"I don't love you enough to hate you!!"
"This is some damn good coffee!"
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LOL I got a few...
"Excuse me, can I get a cup of coffee, black?"
"Can't you see we talking, white?"
''Oh, okay so he's a director, okay so why don't he direct MY ASS TO ANOTHER MOTHERF^CKING HUSBAND HOW ABOUT THAT SH!T ...Well then motherf^cker WE MATCH!" (Basically that whole scene)
"Her name bubbles"
"Although, he does most of the eating in the sack if you know what I mean, and of the sack."
EVERYBODY wants to see ANYBODY *beep*. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting *beep* stupid" I'd be like "Why the *beep* aren't we watching that right now?"
shareI know it's not exactly right, but when Zach was convincing Delaney to finance the movie he says something to the effect of -
"It's always been a dream of mine to be able to watch *beep* while I *beep*".
"Can he slap her @ss a little"
"don't be a *beep* pervert"
"is that a rumba"
"what's a rumba"
"THAT awkward movement"
The best has to be "That chick just frosted me like I was a *beep* cake"
This movie is great.
"We are gonna launch arcing ropes of jism all OVER this motherf>cker! Peace!"
"I hate both of you ebony and ivory motherf>ckers! I TELL YOU!!"
"Holy sh!t..are we really filming this in outer space?"
"Amybody with an ass wants to watch sh!t while they sh!t!"
"I would jerk off and live alone. That woman is the bane of my existence."
"Huckin' chuckin' FOOTBALL!"
"Have you heard the good news about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
There's a fine line between clever and stupid, really.
"You want me to work on Black Friday..."
"Yes"
"Want me to work on *beep* monday too?"
"?"
"How about: *beep* tuesday?"
Killed me.
i'm tired of these flicks with all caucasian casts with one token role doing the urban dialect. no plurals, no possessives, can't figure out the past tense of verbs, etc. why is it cool to speak like a person with absolutely no education and that just walked off a plantation??
shareIt's not like it's affected "urban dialect." That's just how the actor really talks. You calling his appearance in the movie "tokenism" is just racist.
PLOT HOLE: Aspect of a film that is misunderstood, ignored, or missed while using your smart phone.
"Way to FVCK Zack!"
"It's always been my dream to watch $hit while I $hit."
"We just shot you in the BALLS *beep* nugget! Well, it's my JOB to get shot in the balls you little... oh, they're gone."
the whole going over the "Star Whores" scene.
Delany: "Han solo never had sex with Leia in the star war" (the way he says it)
Stacy : "im gonna be a bad guy?"
Lester: "she's not a guy, zack"
Zack : "i know that, cause im not a *beep* idiot"
Lester: "HOLY sh*t!..we're gonna be shooting this in space??"
--Where the hell's the records room??--
"Yo, check it" (not sure if this is what Lester actually says)
"What?!"
"Did you see what happened on Lost this week, man? I missed it."
"I don't know, they're on the island, they're off the island, I can't follow that sh*t."
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THIS is from Congo Jack!
One that hasn't been mentioned is the whole exchange between Zack and Miri where he tells her she's been with bigger idiots than Lester, and he asks if they're going to shoot in outer space, and then Zack's line after that.
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