Hot Black Chicks - Expiration Date

For some of us White boys that think hot Black chicks are REALLY, REALLY, HOT, HOT, HOT, Teairra Mari embodies what makes them hot – they have higher BMI at an early age. This renders their body parts larger and makes them much more curvaceous than their contemporary Caucasian (or Oriental) counterparts.

Naturally, there are and have been some White chicks such as Anna Nicole Smith with the same look in her youth (take a look at her playmate of the year photos – higher than average BMI for her age) but they are a smaller percentage of their ethnic group. Most White chicks don’t get that type of BMI until they are well into their 30’s but by then the firmness of their other critical components have lost their youth – old fat never looks as good as young fat.

But here’s the rub, if a chick is matronly (curvaceous) in high school, those with life experience know what type of body is in store for her in the near future – unattractively overweight. This is the problem with many young REALLY, REALLY, HOT, HOT, HOT Black chicks; they have a very short shelf life – best if used on or before age 27.

Of the many Black girlfriends I have had over the years, there is only one I still see and she has (mostly) maintained her youthful (over average) BMI, but only by trying really hard – all her sisters (that looked the same as her in their youth) are now fat momma’s (still have pretty faces though). The sexually attractive blessing of Fat Momma Genes in their 20’s became the curse of Fat Momma Genes, manifest, in full cellulite, in their 30’s.