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Hot Black Chicks - Expiration Date

posted 14 years ago by bjphysics
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For some of us White boys that think hot Black chicks are REALLY, REALLY, HOT, HOT, HOT, Teairra Mari embodies what makes them hot – they have higher BMI at an early age. This renders their body parts larger and makes them much more curvaceous than their contemporary Caucasian (or Oriental) counterparts.

Naturally, there are and have been some White chicks such as Anna Nicole Smith with the same look in her youth (take a look at her playmate of the year photos – higher than average BMI for her age) but they are a smaller percentage of their ethnic group. Most White chicks don’t get that type of BMI until they are well into their 30’s but by then the firmness of their other critical components have lost their youth – old fat never looks as good as young fat.

But here’s the rub, if a chick is matronly (curvaceous) in high school, those with life experience know what type of body is in store for her in the near future – unattractively overweight. This is the problem with many young REALLY, REALLY, HOT, HOT, HOT Black chicks; they have a very short shelf life – best if used on or before age 27.

Of the many Black girlfriends I have had over the years, there is only one I still see and she has (mostly) maintained her youthful (over average) BMI, but only by trying really hard – all her sisters (that looked the same as her in their youth) are now fat momma’s (still have pretty faces though). The sexually attractive blessing of Fat Momma Genes in their 20’s became the curse of Fat Momma Genes, manifest, in full cellulite, in their 30’s.

[–] blakep267 14 years ago

ok, no offense but with white chicks, they start to go old in the face relatively fast. No granted people may not stay in shape, at least we dont get wrinkles at 28

[–] bjphysics 14 years ago

No offence taken but I think you are generally incorrect and partially correct but only based on a limited data set. “White” is a variable racial construct in America; in the past Greeks, Italians, etc. were not considered “White” but they are currently. Different “White” ethnic groups show the process of aging differently; in particular, Caucasians of northern European ethic background, such as redheaded Scotts, Irish, and blonde English seem to develop crow’s feet and those funky upper lip lines before they are 40 but rarely by age 28.

These types of aging signs do not appear (before 40) in Mediterranean’s such as Italians, Spanish, Greeks, etc. However, Mediterranean’s often suffer from the aging phenomena I refer to as “thermo-nuclear nose syndrome”. Early in life they have a small ridge approximately 1/3 down the nose from their eyeline, in or around the age of 40, this ridge reaches critical mass and goes “thermo-nuclear”, turning into an ugly protrusion that crys out for rhinoplasty.

In American, blonde women are often presented as more sexually desirable but I would say as a general rule, time is not kind to the skin of blonde individuals. In this sense, blondes also have a limited shelf life – best if used on or before age 38.

[–] MissPrym 13 years ago

The title on this is all wrong. Getting larger isn't an expiration date -- a touch overripe, but not expired. But looking all withered and old is a sign of an expiration date. Maybe it's because I'm from Southern California, but I have to say white people (and I mean *white* white people, not Mediterraneans who have more melanin because of years of racial mixing with North Africans, whether they admit it or not) for the most part start to age before even 28... more like 24. Certainly not as late as 40! I have yet to meet a white woman who looked younger than her age at 40. I'm sure it's not impossible, but not likely either. And I live on the Westside of LA where such people spend a lot of money on looking young.

As for the BMI... yeah, that's kind of a retarded theory. Ignoring socio-economic, cultural and dietary factors, it probably has more to do with having children than some retarded genetic predisposition. And funny enough, white women experience the exact same thing, without having had the benefit of being "curvaceous" or whatever when young. They go from thin to fat after popping out a couple of kids (of course, this doesn't include those women, black or white or any race, who go from thin immediately back to thin once they have kids, proving this whole theory is a pile of wack BS).

[–] bjphysics 14 years ago

In general I’m not attracted to “White” women but I will make exceptions for Caucasian women of color such as Italian, Greek, Spanish, Lebanese, Iranian, Indian, etc. But I tend to prefer African-American, Filipino-American, and Latino-American women, i.e, women that are culturally American of non-European background. I also understand that many of the women I find attractive have higher than average BMI which might become unmanageable if not carefully monitored.

Hopefully your young looking mother passed on her “youth” genes to you and, if so, kudos to you. Another possible advantage African-Americans may have over Whites in the area of aging is dry powdery skin. Early in life many Black Americans suffer from dry powdery skin (as mentioned in one scene in this movie); as a result they begin using facial and body moisturizers at an early age and this becomes a lifetime habit – a good habit that helps keep their skin young. I started using moisturizer early in life because my best friend told me it made our skin look better. That was when we slow danced with our main squeeze to “Always and Forever” and he looks like he was bitten by a vampire because he has barely aged since. I pass for 43 but he passes for 36. Oil of Olay, Loreal Night/Day is our friends.

What State are you in?

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[–] nikkiten1979 14 years ago

You are a pathetic sexist and ageist. You must be REALLY old as well with crows feet, weathered skin, balding, graying... but since you're a man you probably think you're aging like Fine Wine, don't you? No... men don't age like fine wine - their bank accounts do.

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[–] PapaMihel 13 years ago

I think that depends on genes, original African heritage and, most importantly, on cultural dieting traditions.

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[–] LTUM 13 years ago

it's different girl to girl

lots of FINE black women in the 40s and early 50s look totally hittable.

but you are right, there is nothing fine as a thick ebony babe from 18-26

my favorite voice over ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8MGBn3KawM&feature=related

[–] Sfondi 13 years ago

..sounds logical to me

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