1. If you live in Mexico its probably worth investing in Spanish lessons...
2. Showing up on horse back, waving guns and shouting arent likely to convince people not to go up an infested temple, neither are sideburns.
3. Salt says dont grow, a fence says dont go.
4. When beseiging an infested temple, leave the kids at home, or out of throwing distance.
5. If you are going to hide a "hidden" path to the temple, use more than a few leaves.
6. If you are going to have two young girls act as lookout, have them wave and shout a warning, instead of just standing there acting creepy. Better still, get them to run a lemonade stand.
7. Invest in some RoundUp and a good weed whacker.
To the OP, and all the others here that take part in these stupid "100 things" lists:
1.) Four words for you guys: Willing suspension of disbelief. Or, in layman's terms, use your imagination (yes, like when we were kids). Pretend you are in the actor/actresses shoes, thus willingly suspending your "disbelief" of certain aspects of their situation and storyline. It's called getting mentally involved in the story.
2.) Go and get a copy of the Book "The Ruins" by Scott Smith. It's real short (only 168 pages), easy to read, and won't set you back anymore than 4 bucks. I've read many horror novels and this one was actually pretty unique and original. There's so much more to this story than the movie can suggest, you guys really aren't doing it (or yourselves) very much justice by sitting there ragging on a movie adaptation of what turns out to be a surprisingly great book. Just check it out sometime, you won't regret it.
3.) Get a life. I visit this site maybe once a month whenever I need a good laugh, I just look at some of these discussions. Some of you put waaaay too damn much time into this thread. Do you really have nothing better to do than sit on IMDB boards for hours at end? I would normally overlook these lists, but this one seems very misplaced when you have read the book. It's like watching a train wreck, it's a disaster but I couldn't avoid looking. It's also a waste of time. Get over yourselves, what is this, amateur wise-crack hour? No one who has read the book would say such ignorant things.
That's all I got for now, have fun wasting your time on this board.
Perhaps you were not including me but..........I have read the book (320 pages in hardback) and it is much better than the movie despite the amateur writing. I had no problem with the premise or plot. The point of these lists is to have a little tongue-in-cheek fun poking humor at the movie (not the book). Most of the humor is unfair but it is fun (for me) to see what little flaws people picked up in the movie (again, not the book). It took me less than a minute to write mine although the flaws from the film were so obvious that they were already in my head (i.e. I didn't have to spend any time trying to think up items). I'm sorry you don't enjoy the game - perhaps you should skip these threads when you see them since you don't have much time to read. I do my IMDb reading/writing while I am waiting on other things on my computer (e.g. scans, downloads, compiles).
"2.) Go and get a copy of the Book "The Ruins" by Scott Smith. It's real short (only 168 pages), easy to read, and won't set you back anymore than 4 bucks. I've read many horror novels and this one was actually pretty unique and original. There's so much more to this story than the movie can suggest, you guys really aren't doing it (or yourselves) very much justice by sitting there ragging on a movie adaptation of what turns out to be a surprisingly great book. Just check it out sometime, you won't regret it."
If your copy only has 168 pages, you didn't make it past Stacey giving Eric a handjob. My copy has 509.
8. If your friend's legs get attacked by vines cut them off after telling him it won't hurt. 9. If the rope you used to try and get down into a temple broke, try it again using the same rope. 10. If you hear a phone ringing coming from the temple it's probably just the plants.
1. don't visit Mexico! Think about it. They showed almost 6-7 people dead by those plants and it looked like there were many under those killer vines all around the temple walls.
2. I mean how could the authorities not know about so many missing people and do nothing about it. Not even fence the temple and put sign boards around it and let some crazy mayan people with guns kill people after they have entered the site.
3. And even these mayan guys were trying to hide such dangerous site (so dangerous that they have to kill a kid after infection) with just a some leaves and not by informing authorities or having gunmen guarding such site to stop people from entering rather rather than killing them afterwards or guarding them 2-3 days from escaping.
4. don't be too adventurous...in all movies you end up either being dead or being badly hurt. Stay in your hotel or visit some popular place where you see a lot of other people going, not to a site where you know someone seems to be already missing.
5. Oh! If your brother has a "world"/satellite phone and you too have it, why not call him and find out how is he doing and if he doesn't answer the phone for 2 days, call the authorities!
i know its in here somewhere, but dont take a knigfe and try to dig out he vines and think you'll be okay afterwards or as you continue to do so... You could be the next Douglas Bubbletrousers! (Hot Rod)