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100 things you learnt from Ruins


1. If you live in Mexico its probably worth investing in Spanish lessons...

2. Showing up on horse back, waving guns and shouting arent likely to convince people not to go up an infested temple, neither are sideburns.

3. Salt says dont grow, a fence says dont go.

4. When beseiging an infested temple, leave the kids at home, or out of throwing distance.

5. If you are going to hide a "hidden" path to the temple, use more than a few leaves.

6. If you are going to have two young girls act as lookout, have them wave and shout a warning, instead of just standing there acting creepy. Better still, get them to run a lemonade stand.

7. Invest in some RoundUp and a good weed whacker.

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uh. thats only 7

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you fail the internet sir.

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LOL

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I didn't understand any of those.

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You're supposed to add to it! He's not going to write all 100. And yu didn't get it because maybe, you didn't see the movie?

8. Horror films just aren't what they used to be.

9. Stay away from a bunch of freaky guys with arrows.

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Why so serioussss?

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10. Let someone outside of your group know that you'll be exploring mayan ruins.. morons.

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26 - there actually chicks out there who give handjobs, regardless of people dying around them.

27 - some dudes always have the same expression on their face, no matter if they amputate legs or kiss their girls.

28 - You yell "Amy" at Mayan people, you get owned.

29 - You shouldn't throw stuff around in anger, you might end up having a dead kiddy on your consience.

30 - Mayan people have BBQs. (WTF)

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31. If you chop off the legs of one of your friends, be sure to leave him lying on the ground right next to the killer vines so that they can easily consume him when you're not looking.

32. Cutting deeply into your leg doesn't really hurt that much. Go ahead. Try it.

33. Never be afraid to walk up behind a mentally disturbed person who's been hacking away at her body with a knife and touch her on the shoulder as if to say, "Pardon me, but do you have the time?" Especially if someone has done the same thing before you and gotten his hand nearly sliced off.

34. Hello? Has anyone ever heard of a satellite phone?

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31 - If you don't see or hear birds in the neighborhood, it's because they can tell from as much as a THIRD OF A MILE away that something is deadly in the area.

32 - Get a REAL map, not a scrawl from someone who has never traveled there with his doomed brother

33 - Look out for Jack Rabbits who advise you that you'll be safe with a Deere (Hey, just joking, honey!)

34 - Definitely avoid villages that don't take care of their dogs. (OKAY! I know that's from the book: but it's still damned good advice anyway.)

35 - Sunburn is a really awful experience full of pain: so stay out of the sun! (That's from the book, again; but it still counts for the movie.)

36 - [SPOILER]







If your friends, especially your girlfriend, stop playing with word jokes with you, that could be a sign that they've noticed something bad, such as a village that wants you dead

"26" - Kevin, I don't have the experience with women that you have, but I want to reassure everyone else that THIS gal would interrupt a handjob if death was just around the corner!

Cheers, all. I love this thread and hope to see it reaching 100!

Fiona

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"26 - there actually chicks out there who give handjobs, regardless of people dying around them."

i know this was in the book but was it in the movie?

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Yep.

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The first 1-7 points were crap. These 26-30 are awesome.

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The first seven were funny. You sir are no fun.

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17 - Wow - the Mayans didn't go extinct after all!!!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_peoples

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I Saw a program with a village doing the annual grass rope bridge rebuild.

Never ever leave a map with someone who's laying drunk and unconscious on the beach, they only turn up at the end.

The box, you opened it we came.

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Since when did German get exotic?

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Since Brits try to do a German accent

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38. If you follow a charismatic German guy, it's gonna end up bad.
The one you are refering to wasn't German but Austrian. Sorry for stating the obvious...

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38. If you follow a charismatic German guy, it's gonna end up bad.

The one you are refering to wasn't German but Austrian. Sorry for stating the obvious...


Yes Austrian, even worse...

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When someone else cuts you a couple of times its excruciating, but when you hack at your own body all over, it doesnt hurt enough to cry out in pain at all

When accusing your friend and boyfriend of having sex, dont take into account they are both fully clothed and one of them has been crying- they really were having emotional fully clothed sex

Because you are facing death by evil plants, you wont feel the need to go to the toilet (except the one guy at the start)

If you have no food for a few days, you will be a trooper and not once say "im hungry"

Smearing blood all over your girlfriends face and kissing her is sexy




You hate us 'cause we're beautiful, Well we don't like you either

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Pardon me, but why is it worse that he is an Austrian?

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In horror movies, when the Eastern European guy shows up to give the American tourists travel advice, they're as good as dead.

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So ... "Austria" is now part of the "Eastern Countries". Nice one. Always thought that Austria is part of the Western Civilisation. Well, then. Good to know that I am one of the bad guys. I might as well start to act like one ;-)

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"21 - Certain people on the IMDB will make waaay too many excuses why the kids didn't try to burn the plants"

I can think of several reasons that almost certainly wouldn't have worked, but yeah, its a little odd they never even tried. Of course, they weren't exactly the brightest bulbs south of the Rio Grande, now were they?


Gamera is really neat! He is made from turtle meat! We've been eating Gamera!

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No matter where you are from, if you are in a foreign country and screw up, expressing your nationality out loud won't help. Look at the poor souls who discovered the maryjane field in The Beach. Waving around money doesn't do much good, either.

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31. if you "water" your plants with blood instead of water, then later you will have created a new intelligent species of killer plants.

32. Plants that grow on mayan ruins are so contagious that if touched even for less than a second, even through clothing, its a death warrant.

33. when you have someone tied to a rope and you can see its about to break, pull them back up so when the rope breaks they will have futher to fall and most certainly break thier back or die.

34. if you see a girl looking at you strangly in the jungle, it means your trespassing.

35. If your going to visit mayan ruins, make sure you learn to speak mayan first.

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36. When you go exploring the jungle take tequila instead of water.

37. If your brother goes missing in the jungle, don't alarm the authorities but enlist some American tourists.

38. If you follow a charismatic German guy, it's gonna end up bad.

39. Greeks don't speak any other language beside Greek.

40. Americans don't speak any other language beside English.

41. Mayans don't speak any other language beside Mayan.

42. Germans do speak more than one language beside German.


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43. Cell phones never work when you need them
44. After cutting a guys legs off give him aspirin...it helps.

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45. When confronted by something you don't understand and threatened by death give someone a handy. If you don't feel better at least maybe THEY will.

46. Always check to make sure that it's your cell phone that you are answering, not some creepy imaginary plant.

47. Never try to stop a cutter...

Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too. - Voltaire

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48.- Better the tongue of an unknown, drunk and unfaithful girl in your troath, than a killer vine.

49.- Stick to your hangover and say no to your boyfriend's touristic plan.

50.- If you're hearing a med student talking about cutting your legs, don't say "cut them off" unless he officially shows you, your back is broken and you won't feel pain.

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51.- Mayas with a revolver aim for the nose.

52.- Never tease your Maya grandpa when he has a gun, he'll shoot you for the least reason.

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53.-Do not take photographs of an angry Mayan as he is shouting and waving a gun at you, beacause one of your party will be shot in the head.


54.-If a perculier german stranger invites you to a Mayan temple in the middle of nowhere within 3 miniutes of meeting him, you should decline his offer.

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This list sucks.

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LOL some of it is funny.

How about if your going on a tourist trotting mission, take some damn supplies with you...uh I don't know like FOOD and WATER.

NOTE TO SELF

GET A CELL PHONE WITH MORE COVERAGE IF YOUR TRAVELING. At this point having all of those people in the Verizon network would have been great.

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re: 53 - He starts shouting after she takes the photo but then the movie frame pans down to show she is standing on the plants which is the real reason he starts freaking out. The camera was only a red herring.

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48. If you wake up from drinking all night and theres a map on your chest , dont go you will die.

49. Before going down a 50 ft well , you might want to check the rope.

50. When your girlfriend has lost her mind and has a knife on her you might want to play it safe and stay away from her.

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209. If your friend tells a girl to give him the knive, and he gets stabbed, ask her the same thing just for fun.

210. After you see how an evil bush eats your friends legs, you let him spend the night at the same spot without any worries.

PS: Sorry, I know similar stuff has been said. But I actually wrote this down during the movie, so dont judge me hehe

PS2: Why would Mathias be Austrian? He says he is from Munich!

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The [north] Americans spoke Spanish, the Greek with the first group spoke English, did the German speak Greek too? [many Europeans speak English, not as many British speak another European language]

The box, you opened it we came.

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I love your list, especially number 38. My husband and I both LOL'ed!!!

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37. If your brother goes missing in the jungle, don't alarm the authorities but enlist some American tourists






Ashmi any question

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36. It's always good to have someone in Med school with you're on an expedition.

37. When you wake up with vines inside your legs, you should guess some bad sh*t is about to happen and not "forget about it" a few minutes later.

38. Drinking liquor is a great idea when you are worried about dehydration.

39. When an ecstatic woman uses a knife on the first person that approaches her, you should probably not try it again.

40. When you notice your injured friend with vines inside his wounds in the morning, leaving him next to the same vines may not be such a great idea.

41. Not only are silent, motionless children a portent of doom...but it's also just creepy. That is a good enough reason to just leave.

42. Checking the rope of an ancient temple before lowering someone into it is probably a good idea.

five midgets
spanking each other
covered in thousand island dressing
is that love?

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43. A German accent can sound East European and nobody will ever notice.

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55. If you have a knife and stuck in the middle of nowhere, make sure to put it inside your backpack very close to the supposedly "killer" vines while you're asleep.

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56. Alien plants are not flammable. To prove their point, they will snatch one of your torches and perform the good ol' fire-swallowing trick.

57. You can have rather large vines wriggling around in your head and not feel a thing, but you will panic if somebody else notices.

58. After lowering a guy you've just met into a very deep pit using a rope that is older than you are, only to have it snap mid-way and send him falling almost to his death, breaking several bones and leaving him crippled.... it's probably a good idea to send your girlfriend down next (using the same rope).

59. A group of people who have devoted their lives to preventing the spread of the vines will wait for a small group of infected foreigners to die out over the course of several days, rather than waste bullets or arrows on them.

60. If you arrive at a secret location where your brother has already mysteriously disappeared and you see numerous abandoned cars in the same spot, just ignore them - they probably belong to a few people that took a taxi home.

61. If one of your group has a knife and had clearly lost her sanity, cutting chunks of her own flesh away, you should probably walk right up to her to find out if she's okay.

62. After seeing your friend do the above and get stabbed for his efforts, you should try it as well without even being a little bit cautious.

63. Horror films with dumb unlikeable characters and a stupid plot riddled with holes will always get an above-average score on the imdb due to a dedicated following of teenagers.

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64. If a Mayan doesn't kill you with an arrow straight away, be ready to get half your head shot off.

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65. This list sucks.


You have eternity. I have only now.

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66.Corruption in MĂ©xico f&%ks everyone but the one who receives the money.

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"14 - Sometimes the suspicious (are there any other types?) foreigner are not always as sinister as they first appear "


HAHAHAHA.. OMG, My girlfriend and me said EXACTLY the same thing at the end of the movie

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67. Never let a 22 year old med student operate on you.

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68. Never let a Med student operate on you with a unsterile big rock, a hunting knife, and a frying pan. (This would be his first malpractice lawsuit)

69. Never believe anyone that says someone is always looking for missing Americans. Just ask the girl that is STILL missing in Aruba.

70. Never wear Flip Flops when going into a jungle, this is not good footwear to protect you from cuts on your feet that will be infected with killer spores.

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Oh my gosh, number 70, I was going to say that one LOL!

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Me too. She says in the beginning " I can't walk 20 miles in flip flops" , so why is she wearing them, anyway.

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In this movie, the AMERICANS were the foreigners.

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"57. You can have rather large vines wriggling around in your head and not feel a thing, but you will panic if somebody else notices."

Duh!! It confirms that you’re not imagining it. (e.g. someone tells you they have lice, suddenly your head starts to itch, you feel it but it's not real, power of thought). She probably figured she was going crazy since the first time she said she felt spmething they didn't react and said "it's okay", but wait... second time she feels it, they react, she freaks!!!

"58. After lowering a guy you've just met into a very deep pit using a rope that is older than you are, only to have it snap mid-way and send him falling almost to his death, breaking several bones and leaving him crippled.... it's probably a good idea to send your girlfriend down next (using the same rope)."

Seeing as how they checked the rope, it actually doesn't sound too crazy especially since there is somebody hurt you need to get to.

"59. A group of people who have devoted their lives to preventing the spread of the vines will wait for a small group of infected foreigners to die out over the course of several days, rather than waste bullets or arrows on them."

That just shows they only kill if they really have to. The Greek was getting near them and wouldn't stop, they did what they had to to prevent getting close to someone "infected". The kid wouldn't move towards the ruins (the hand gestures of the fat dude clearly let you know that's what he was saying otherwise he would've shot him immediately) and away from them, they shot him.

"60. If you arrive at a secret location where your brother has already mysteriously disappeared and you see numerous abandoned cars in the same spot, just ignore them - they probably belong to a few people that took a taxi home."

Both cars appear to be run down and abandoned, yet one of them belonged to Mathias brother who went there just a few days before the group. Assuming they didn't bring the car from Germany, it was obviously a rental. Since Mathias didn't look worried the car was obviously already in that condition or at least a very similar one. They were also going to an archaeological site. It is clearly safe to assume the other car might have belonged to someone working at the site. If that doesn't work for you they also knew there was a village near the site (if they reach it they went pass the site) considering the car's condition it could've belong to one of them, or someone visiting maybe taking the villagers supplies, after all look at the car they came in.

I think you're missing the point of this game!!!! Things should be irrational in real life but totally believable in the movie.


"You’ll never take me to hell, Pavayne! Well, that’s just something I say when, uh, it gets dark."

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(SIGH)

"Duh!! It confirms that you’re not imagining it. (e.g. someone tells you they have lice, suddenly your head starts to itch, you feel it but it's not real, power of thought). She probably figured she was going crazy since the first time she said it they didn't react and said "it's okay", but wait... second time she feels it, they react, she freaks!!! Logic dude!!!"

LOL@your logic. We're not talking about teeny tiny little creatures in your hair. We're talking *bury a few branches inside your face* and see if you feel it. If you've ever had a tiny little splinter, I'm sure you felt it. Now imagine one that is 100 times the size and MOVING underneath your skin.

"Seeing as how they checked the rope, it actually doesn't sound too crazy especially since there is somebody hurt you need to get to."

Well I guess the existence of people like you can account for the stupidity of these characters. The age and durability of the rope will not likely have changed since the first person used it. It will, however, have reduced considerably in length. So, even if the rope does hold the second time (bearing in mind that it's not very strong and has already snapped once), the person will now have to *jump the last 20 or so feet* with more than a fair chance of *landing on the guy* as it is pitch black and the guy hasn't moved. And if you're in a situation like this, the worst thing you could do is move the guy (First Aid 101, buddy).

It was stupid to use the rope the first time, it was unbelievably stupid to use it the second time. The movie was dumb - the girl would have almost definately joined the guy on the injury list, and there was a good chance he would have been crushed underneath her when she landed.

That just shows they only kill if they really have to. The Greek was getting near them and wouldn't stop, they did what they had to to prevent getting close to someone "infected". The kid wouldn't move towards the ruins (the hand gestures of the fat dude clearly let you know that's what he was saying otherwise he would've shot him immediately) and away from them, they shot him.

As far as the villagers were concerned, the Americans were dead anyway - there was nothing they could do. So which is better: waiting for them to slowly and painfully die out, with each day (and night) giving them more opportunity to find a way of escaping or otherwise spreading the infection (e.g. throwing a plant at one of them)... or ending the problem there and then, with no risk and no complications?

Both cars appear to be run down and abandoned, yet one of them belonged to Mathias brother who went there just a few days before the group. Assuming they didn't bring the car from Germany, it was obviously a rental. Since Mathias didn't look worried the car was obviously already in that condition or at least a very similar one. They were also going to an archaeological site. It is clearly safe to assume the other car might have belonged to someone working at the site. If that doesn't work for you they also knew there was a village near the site (if they reach it they went pass the site) considering the car's condition it could've belong to one of them, or someone visiting maybe taking the villagers supplies, after all look at the car they came in.

I cba to respond to your next inane put down. Luckily for me, you've answered your own point by contradicting yourself.

I think you're missing the point of this game!!!! Things should be irrational in real life but totally believable in the movie.

No, I think you're missing the point. Thank you for being a pedantic douchebag and not contributing anything.

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"LOL@your logic. We're not talking about teeny tiny little creatures in your hair. We're talking *bury a few branches inside your face* and see if you feel it. If you've ever had a tiny little splinter, I'm sure you felt it. Now imagine one that is 100 times the size and MOVING underneath your skin."

First of all, the lice comment was a mere example to explain the point of the power the mind can have over us. I wasn't actually comparing the lice to the vines or how they feel. As for the girl she did feel it, she even said so (use subtitles if you can't understand what they're saying)!!! And was told "no more cutting", "you're okay", plus I never said she didn't feel it but she just had vines taken out of her, and since she said she could feel them and they told her she was okay, she could've thought she was just imagining it. In those types of situations denial is a common response, it’s a defense mechanism that helps the person feel better about or deal with something they know is much worse. If that doesn't do it for you then here's one that has nothing to do with the first explanation: it is a fact that in times of crisis, when you're in a fragile state or distraught, another persons reaction especially if its a negative one can cause you to become even more agitated and/or panic. How's that for you???

"Well I guess the existence of people like you can account for the stupidity of these characters. The age and durability of the rope will not likely have changed since the first person used it. It will, however, have reduced considerably in length. So, even if the rope does hold the second time (bearing in mind that it's not very strong and has already snapped once), the person will now have to *jump the last 20 or so feet* with more than a fair chance of *landing on the guy* as it is pitch black and the guy hasn't moved. And if you're in a situation like this, the worst thing you could do is move the guy (First Aid 101, buddy). It was stupid to use the rope the first time, it was unbelievably stupid to use it the second time. The movie was dumb - the girl would have almost definitely joined the guy on the injury list, and there was a good chance he would have been crushed underneath her when she landed."

The fact that you have to result to insulting comments like "the existence of people like you" just makes you sound intolerant and judgmental of those who don't agree with you, which says a lot about you btw, especially since no one has said anything offensive or insulting to or about you. Obviously the age and durability wouldn't have changed but since they checked the rope (must have been extremely thorough since they sent one the girls down) they must have concluded it would hold. As for the length of the rope (i never said anything about that just said it wasn't too crazy to have used the rope again but wth) they had no way of knowing how deep or how far down Mathias was, since they weren't there when the rope was put in, they can't really know if the length of the rope exactly matched the way down (what people like you would do) or if the rope was longer in case of emergencies (what people like me would do, lol) or whatever. She could see where Mathias was since she had a lantern. Now assuming people like you installed the rope, they couldn’t really know how much of the rope was missing since they didn’t measure it beforehand and since they didn’t know how deep it was. The fact that they asked if she could jump proves they didn’t know how much was missing. If she had said she couldn’t jump they would’ve have brought her back up and would've possibly looked for something to make the rope longer, (her stupidity doesn’t back up you’re argument you know). However the decision of jumping was her own and had nothing to do with the quality or length of the rope, she just wanted to get down and help Mathias. Since my comment is in no way related to her jumping your argument of people like me goes out the window (in the whole thing really) in this case because you don't know what I think or what I would've done. I never said it wasn't stupid to use the rope just that it wasn't crazy to use it after having checked it to go help someone in need. Decisions made regarding safety have nothing to do with the rope.

"As far as the villagers were concerned, the Americans were dead anyway - there was nothing they could do. So which is better: waiting for them to slowly and painfully die out, with each day (and night) giving them more opportunity to find a way of escaping or otherwise spreading the infection (e.g. throwing a plant at one of them)... or ending the problem there and then, with no risk and no complications?"

Waiting for them is not only better but the only real option and I'm sorry but you are deeply troubled if you would result to murdering people instead of wasting a couple of days of ur life, it is not only morally wrong but one of the greatest sins you could commit. Even if they were gonna suffer, a merciful murder is not justifiable. They took the measures they saw fit to prevent infection, even killing if they had to. If they escaped they'd deal but the fact that they didn't kill the ones they weren't "forced" to just show they're human and have a conscious. As to the Americans throwing the vines, they would taken counteractive measures, probably shooting them since they had no other option without having to get closer. But they would have waited to have a reason, which is what any sane person would do. It's about morals. Taking a life is never the answer. Even of the person is doomed. "The Americans were dead anyway" - we are all dead anyway as we will all eventually die (no telling how, we may suffer too). Does that mean I can go and murder someone just because they're doomed to die??? NO!!! It's against the law but more importantly it's against God!!!

"I cba to respond to your next inane put down. Luckily for me, you've answered your own point by contradicting yourself."

I didn't contradict myself. The fact that you highlighted some words from what I wrote doesn't erase the words that appear before and/or after. I clearly said appears (in case u don't know what that means here is a definition from dictionary.com "to have the appearance of being; seem; look like") not is, but again APPEARS. Even if the car appears to be abandoned it doesn't have to be after all Mathias brother's car looked the same way yet he wasn't alarmed, the car that brought them there looked the same way yet it worked, so the condition of the car is irrelevant since they all look the same. It could've belonged to the people working at the site, to someone from the village or to someone visiting either the ruins or the village.

So like I said you missed the point of the game. And I might be pedantic but the only douchebag here is you, and an ignorant one at that.

As for a contribution, nothing beats pointing out the holes in your arguments.



"You’ll never take me to hell, Pavayne! Well, that’s just something I say when, uh, it gets dark."

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You're ruined the whole fun of this list! That was the point of this list...

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Sometimes reading these boards is ridiculous. People take them all too seriously. They fight about something that isn't even real.

You wanna see some real mental giants....go to a Vampire movie board where they argue about if Vampires can "get it up" and have babies.

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I agree.

It's one thing not playing along with the game, but to write about 2 pages defending this pile of donkey-turd....

It must suck being you.

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"It must suck being you"

Lol, and why exactly might that be oh wise one??? Cause I enjoy a good argument?? Cause I enjoy to contradict people and study their reactions??? Is it because I took 10 min to point something out then another 10 min to defend myself??? or because it only took me 10 min?? Is it because I can argue something without taking it seriously??? Perhaps because I have a rather busy work, study (majoring in psychology), and social life (am in a stable relationship, have a clear conscious and am right with God, have the most loving, supporting, kindest most wonderful people I having traveled to 4 continents have met for family and friends) yet can find time to have fun, let off steam and escape by discussing and analyzing silly, meaningless stuff for a change instead of the serious and life changing kind that’s around every corner?? Or maybe (and this one's a long shot) could it be because I came to a message board for discussing movies and actually discussed a movie???

So yeah dude, it totally sucks being me, seriously, I mean peace of mind, love, friendship, success, happiness, passion, confidence in and to defend myself, ability (rather maturity) to comment on something without resulting to insults without being provoked, it’s a total nightmare. What am I to do???


"You’ll never take me to hell, Pavayne! Well, that’s just something I say when, uh, it gets dark."

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lmfao - you don't half talk a load of bollocks

So you're here studying people's reactions, Mr Amateur Psychologist? So, presumably, your specialist area is discourse analysis? Well, that just happens to be my specialist area too!

Please, tell me more...

What have you been able to extrapolate from this discussion about 'Things you learnt from the Ruins'?

(And, just in case you forgot, your very first word in this thread was: duh!!)

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Oh bugger!!! Pardon me my lord, I seem to have offended thee in some way. I have forgotten my place, after all I am only 21 year old. How dare I use such expressions as duh, totally and like??? I forget they diminish my intellectual capacity and prevents others from taking me seriously especially in such places as these where world issues are discussed. I must however point out that it's not Mr. but Miss Amateur Psychologist. Yes it's true, I am merely a girl who enjoys life to the fullest, and is not only passionate but adores her chosen field of study as well. Though I must give thee credit my lord, for (pardon my expressions again) "calling it like it is" as I am an amateur for I am still in school. To answer thy questions, I am not here to specifically study people's reactions, I happen to enjoy films so, pardon, thus I visit the website to catch up on the latest news, developments and such, and also to see, I mean, acquire information regarding others peoples opinions about the film, mainly when my beloved and I are not able to reach an agreement. At times certain things grab my attention, especially this game which I mostly enjoy due to the fact that I greatly appreciate humorous sarcasm. If I happen to come across something I can contradict and argue with, well my lord as a weakness of mine, I am not able to pass up such an opportunity and must reply, as thou can clearly observe. Studying people’s responses is but a mere bonus. Allow me to further explain sir, earlier this semester we studied how people reacted in certain situations, one of those situations was "how people react when corrected or when challenged". Our professor told us to always be aware of this for it can say a lot about a person especially if they react in a hostile manner and result to the use of insults as a way of I dare say "bringing down" their "challenger". It is a way to redeem themselves in the eyes of others and it makes them feel better about themselves and what they said. Since he knew I enjoy a good argument he told me to use that for advantage in further exploring this fascinating subject. Maybe my lord, thou read what I wrote rather hastily and missed the part where I said I contradict and study, and not contradict to study. It is an honest mistake and can surely remain between us. So no sir, my specialty is not discourse analysis. As to what I have been able to extrapolate well, people are rather tense, do not like to be contradicted, find the interest in minor details to be a flaw rather than a quality, take things too seriously, cannot distinguish when a person is having fun or maybe they are unable to understand how someone can actually argue something using facts and minor details while having fun, after all, if it is not fun for them how can it be for anyone else?, and last but not least, YOU GOTTA CHILL DUDE!!!! You're way to serious. Relax. Have fun, sit back and let yourself go, mellow out, chill, once you take it easy, argue til morning comes. Oh and don't read too much into the "mocking" (bf reminded me u might perceive it as hostile) lol, we're just having fun over here. Have a good one!!!

P.S. Is someone oh say a bit bitter by a certain event that took place on May 21??? Is that why you’re so tense??? Aaww!! LOL


"You’ll never take me to hell, Pavayne! Well, that’s just something I say when, uh, it gets dark."

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Sorry - couldn't even read most of that wall of text (paragraphs work wonders!)

Caught the 'gotta chill' bit though. That was funny. Yeah, you've somehow missed the lol and lmfao in each of my posts ;-)

Erm...

How about instead of trying to dissect (and subsequently make incorrect inferences and assumptions about) other people's postings, you start looking at your own babble? If you're going to draw conclusions, like you are, and act as if it's in the name of science (on any level), you're worse than an amateur psychologist, and you're giving the science a bad name. You come across as someone who reads a lot into 'popular' psychology and possesses little aptitude for critical evaluation.

For the record I have a doctorate in discourse analysis, yet I wouldn't dream of making the judgements you're making. If I were to try though, I'd look at your flow of text, your use of exclamation marks, and so forth. Why don't you take a look at both my writing as well as your own, then seriously tell me who appears to be more hostile and aggressive...

Btw, what happened on May 21st?



“All thinking men are atheists.” - Ernest Hemingway

"Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence." - Richard Dawkins

"Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world." - Voltaire

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71) Hand-cranked generators will provide power indefinitely, as long as you give a few good cranks to begin with.

72) If your paralyzed friend has been attacked by weeds, it is okay to let him sleep a few inches from them from that point on.

73) If your now-insane girlfriend is profusely cutting herself with a knife, then blindly swings and injures another friend trying to get the knife away from her, it is okay to try to get the knife away yourself - she probably won't stab you.

74) Flowers can evolve vocal cords

75) Having weeds crawling inside you will make you act like you are hallucinating.

76) If you have no cellphone coverage at the highest point on top of a Mayan pyramid, it is perfectly plausible to think there might be great reception way down inside it

Initial Success, or Complete Failure

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77. Don't let killer vines take away left-over German body parts, You may need them for food yourself.

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78. As in any horror movie when they tell you to do something fast, like search for a cell phone in a hole, do it as slowly as possible because time isn't really of the essence.

79. Even though a rope breaks there is no reason to think it may not still be long enough to reach the bottom of the hole it was designed to be lowered in to.

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80. Dont see a movie involving killer plants ie: plants that physically kill u or plants that have a mastermind plot to take over the world, See: The ruins and The happening.
81. Dont make a bet with ur boyfriend involving oral sex unless your willing to come up with the goods without him having to use heavy Coercion.
"Fraggle Stick Car"

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82. Laura Ramsey "cut" her "knee".

83. Men scream and cry more girlie than Laura Ramsey.

84. If you think someones back is broken the best thing to do is pick him up.

85. If you cant decide between picking someone up from the ankles or the hips, go for the knees.

86. Getting attacked by plants and cutting off peoples legs "is so not okay".

87. If only they'd just let Laura Ramsey get "this one out"...

88. If you're attacked by killer plants, moss will grow on your clothes.

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89. Venus fly traps are way more aggressive in Mexico
90. Mayans aren't fans of warning signs
91. Some plants know exactly when you die... Then they drag you to god knows where

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92-Plants are strong enough to pull a human

93-if you touch plants in mexico you might be shot by a gun or a bow n arrow

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94- It may not be a very good idea to keep a severely injured immobile person right next to a big pile of moving, blood-thirsty plants (especially if you already know that the said moving, blood-thirsty plants are moving, blood-thirsty plants).

95- Stephen King doesn't always have good taste in movies.

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"Stephen King praised the BOOK, not the movie."

WRONG! Go here. http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20245818_3,00.html

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People arguing while we're playing 100 things I learnt from this movie is lame...

Laugh with me and stop wasting screen space...

Or leave and start your own post arguing the validity or comedic quality of peoples comments...

Whatever you'd prefer...

That's all I have to say on the matter...

"I cut my knee." Poor Laura Ramsey... killed her own boyfriend...

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96 - If you lose your earring check under Laura Ramseys towel...

97 - The girls who don't think you should go down the hidden path will end up causing more injuries and deaths than the plants they are so afraid of.

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98 - Fast moving, carnivorous vines that can lunge and sing like the Mothra Fairies will bide their time and not attack you, unless they can do it in the most dramatic way possible.

99 - Oral sex isn't as fun when you're forced to do it on a plant.

100 - The best way to lift a guy with back injuries is to force his knees against his chest until he makes a crunching noise.

101 - When a med student says "you won't feel a thing", people will fall for it every time.

102 - When your travel agent gives you the choice between cave diving in Romania and exploring ruins in Mexico, choose the cave diving. Both vacations will end up identically, but at least in The Cave you'll get to see Piper Perabo dry humped by a flaming pterodactyl.

103 - I can't hear you now.

104 - The little Mayan boy's gym teacher was right, someday he would really need volleyball skills, but did he listen?

And the most important thing I learned was:

105 - When going to an archaeological dig, always bring plenty of toilet paper so you don't have to use leaves.

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106. Beware of any horror film produced by Ben Stiller.

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.

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107:if a strange white man offers to take you to caves u dont think twice u leave without informing anyone of the where abouts

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109. An Agent Orange spray wouldn't have been a bad thing 4 the temple, assuming the group wasn't on site at the time of spray.

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the plants in the ruins have cellular reception..

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