Purely graphic ones, like Hostel, don't interest me at all. In my opinion it's like the excessive special effects in Michael Bay movies, whom I think South Park nailed in the Imaginationland trilogy. In the same way I consider purely graphic horror movies to rely on that graphicness due to lack of actual content.
Hostel was just terrible and I personally hate films like it. It didn't scare or even shock me in any way and I just found the whole thing annoying, stupid and boring. Pretty much agree with the rest of your paragraph. Even as a big fan of horror films I'll readily admit that most of them are bad!
I've tried some older horror movies, like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Woman in Black and Psycho. I found TCM a complete pile of garbage, but that's just me. The Woman in Black I should've steered away from considering it focuses on ghosts/spirits, which I find ludicrous. Psycho was a good movie, and I can understand why it's a classic, but it never came close to scaring me. Can't blame that on the movie though, it made a decent effort.
I love both Chainsaw and Psycho (albeit for different reasons and one has to admit both were extremely influential and daring films at their time) but The Woman in Black did absolutely nothing for me. I read a bunch of hype about it beforehand and felt extremely let down after watching it because the film was neither original nor the least bit scary or creepy.
I do have fears though, like acrophobia and arachnophobia, but I've never heard of a movie based on fear of heights, and spiders on the TV screen don't scare me - unless they're actually walking over it.
I think the closest to exploiting fear of heights may be Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo, but it's not a horror film. I'm also not a big fan of spiders (or snakes!) but movies featuring them haven't really scared me all that much. The best spider movie I've seen is Kingdom of the Spiders and I didn't find it scary, just fun and entertaining. And I don't even think there has ever been a single good snake horror movie. At least not that I have seen.
The Innocents and Carnival of Souls both center around the spiritual/ghost theme, so I don't think it's even worth a try unfortunately.
The Innocents is actually very ambiguous and the director made it that way on purpose so it could be viewed as either a psychological or supernatural horror story, or perhaps even a combination of both. The film really works on multiple levels and this is a case where I'd still recommend the movie because it's just plain well-crafted. There should be something there for you to enjoy even if it doesn't scare you. It has some of the most beautiful photography I have seen, plus the acting, music score and writing / dialogue are all excellent. Along these same lines, you may want to give Session 9 a chance if you haven't seen it. It has wonderful atmosphere, really good acting, a great shooting location and again presents a plot that doesn't necessarily have any supernatural aspect to it and can be viewed several different ways.
Carnival of Souls is an entirely different film really. It's cheap, has its technical issues and the acting varies but it creates such an eerie mood on its low budget that it is worth a look. It also has great photography and music. As an added bonus (especially since you like zombie films), the movie itself is considered one of the chief inspirations behind Night of the Living Dead. If nothing else, you can watch it and at least see where it all began.
I actually haven't seen Night of the Living Dead yet, which is kinda embarrassing considering I love zombies. I'll make sure it's one of the next movies I watch, but knowing that zombies don't scare me (just excite me) I probably won't get scared by that either.
Night is actually one of the
only zombie films I find creepy and scary though I also love others just for entertainment purposes.
But you may be right though, in that I should give older horror movies a try - most new ones are horrendous in only the negative way. In any case, I suppose some people - maybe especially the people grown up on the internet exposed to truly weird and disturbing stuff since before puberty hit (i.e. me) - simply don't scare that easily. Which brings us back to your initial point.
I'm not sure how old you are but I am 23 so I've been exposed to the internet since before puberty myself. Personally I find the unknown, things that cannot be rationally explained and films dealing with the psychological to be creepier and scarier than slasher-gore films, which have never done much for me. I'd say just give a variety of films from different eras a try and see if any of them stick with you. Seems like you are at least open to the possibility so that's a good start!
Anyway, thanks for an honest reply. I guess I'm left with blaming the internet for desensitizing me - we all need a scapegoat, right?
You're very welcome! And if you get a chance to see any of the movies I listed above or see another horror that works for you, and have a few minutes, come back and let me know what you thought. You now have me curious. lol
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