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Did you not tell him that they were the Lord's chips?

Teresa
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Definitely "Get that corn outta my face!" eets the BaaESt!!

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"Nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
I love when he says that! HHAAHAHAHA...

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i love when he says he used his strength to rip his "blouse" haha




"The guitar is fine as a hobby, John, but you'll never make a living at it."

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I like when he tells the sister he can't let her in his room because "people will think she is a floozy".

"snap out of it...go do your duties and leave me and sister to speak of holy things" (then squeaks his greasy hair to the side).

[crunch crunch] "my favorite color is light tan..."

I still crack up over the "do you not realize that I have had diareah since Easters?" and "they were a-stinky, these are my recreation clothes" (then squeezes his butt cheeks)...kills me!

HA HA funny stuff!

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"You craysie"

"Take it ezzy"

"I wannna wiiiin!"

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"Don't you wanna chance at the glory, see what it tastes like!"-LMFAO the way he says it with his accent is just brilliant.

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i cant stop laughing at the part where he fights those 2 guys.

" you ever seen these moves?"

then does the cat part.

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hug hug..kiss kiss..hug hug..big kiss..little hug..kiss kiss..little kiss

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"ah het orphans!"
"Ah het dem!"

LOL, who actually hates orphans? That's so silly, and it's probably my most favourite lines.

"Joo could be the greatest fighter who ever leeeeved"

"They look... espensive"

"They tried to convert each other... instead they got married... THEN THEY DIE"

"And that is a crasy lady"

"I need to borrow some sweaaaaats"


And of course, how could anyone forget the way that Steven screams every single time haha, classic.

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Ignacio I've been looking for you, where have you been?
I've been here, I've been sleeping.
In that frilly shirt and slacks?
They are my PJ's.

Can I come in.
No, people might get the wrong idea about you, that maybe you are a floozy.

More of a scene really but it was all gold, dialogue acting and costume combined.

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"My favorite color is light tan..my favorite animal is poppies"

not necessarily spoken lines but,

when he "baptizes" Esqueleto

OR when he snaps the picture out of Sister Encarnacions hand. lol. CLASSIC!

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"They are D'Lee-cious"
"You are the "Baste"
"Get that corn out my face"
"For reals" (Steven)

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Every time he says "Take it easy" the way he says it is quite funny.

During his first match when he yells "Anaconda squeeze"

After his first match when they have lost and he is on the toilet "Those guys were a couple of wussies eh?"

When Nacho tells E to pray to god and he simply responds "I believe in science"

When Nacho and E are fighting
N: We never won because you do not believe in religion!
E: We never won because you are fat!

"Get that corn outta my face!"

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My favorite cooler is light tan. My favorite animal is poopies. I like serving the lord. Hiking. Play volleyball.


Listen. THe kids are all fans. They like You. You're da best.


Leggo my blouse.

Ramses is number one. His legs are number one. His eyes are number one. His muscles are number one.

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Get That corn ouuta my face!!

a nice pile drive to the face! or a punch to the faze!!!

say it again to my faze!!

any one of the above does it for me ha.

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Those cat hissing noises and little jumps he makes hahaha
pure classicness!

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Today, I had the chance of a lifetime. But first . . .
I need a man!

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Again and again:

"Take it easy!"

"Don't you want a little taste of the glory, see what it tastes like?"

and for some reason it cracks me up after Eskeleto breaks one of Candidida's dolls and she says to him

"I forgive you"

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I've just been reading all of these and I can't stop laughing. This movie had awesome lines, lmao!

"Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks"

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mines has to be whenever he says "take it eazzy"

"get that corn outta ma face!"

(recieves money after match) i dont wanna get paid to lose...I wanna wiiiiin!!

remember steven you are tall and fast like a gazelle so you take the stallion and ill take the pony.

and when he grabs the other wrestler and says "Anaconda Squeeze!!"

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"Get that corn out of my face!"

"Ramses...how are ju?"

"These clothes may have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes we find a man, and beneath the man we find...his nucleus"

"I ate some bugs, I ate some grass I used my hand...to wipe my tears"

"Ramses jur the best"

"My life is guud real guuuud"

Many more

Watch the Dragonball Evolution Trailer

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While on Steven's back after Nacho sets him up with the chips

Nacho-
"Today i have the chance of a lifetime, but first I need a man"

Steven-
"Get off of me"

WOOOO-HAAAA!!! Got cha all in check!!!

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