Funniest line - Nacho Libre (2006) Discussion

[–] Bloomania 18 years ago

When he says "You craysie" & when he sings at the party.

I <3 RBD

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[–] chantezlittleqt 18 years ago

"Why can't we ever just have like a salad?"

and

"when the fantasy has ended and all the children are gone
something goos inside me helps me to carry on
i ate some bugs, i ate some grass
i used my hand, to wipe my tears
to kiss your mouth i break my vow
no no no no no no no way jose
unless you want to, then we break our vows together
encarnacion!
(encarnacioh oh on)
encarnacion! Noodle oodle oodle oo eeeeh!
encaracion ho ho ho ho ho!"

funniest, i think...

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[–] sweets77718 17 years ago

"Why can't we ever just have like a salad?"

That line still makes me laugh.

or

The song they sing throughout the movie, "I am, I am"

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[–] bluemuse-2 18 years ago

Esqueleto: How did you get up here so fast?
Candidia: Shh, shh, shhhh... secret tunnels.

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[–] downtownbub 18 years ago

how bout this one: "WE LOSE BECAUSE CHOO ARE FAT!!!!" that line had me rolling, he even said it with a straight face

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[–] ArnoldBrownschweiger 18 years ago

"I just need to borrow some sweeeeeats"

gets me every time

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[–] Stickii-D 18 years ago

"where are ur robes ignacio..."

"they were....stinky...these are my recreation clothes.."

and definitely....

"crayysiee".....

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[–] felixthekatt 18 years ago

When Esquelito gets some of his hair ripped out and he's looking in the mirror and goes 'I look hideous!'

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[–] bulldawg8110 18 years ago

"Eagle eggs? I'm not listenin' to you, you're craysee."

"Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients!"

"Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like!"

"I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face, or a punch to the face..but, you cannot do it, because it is in the bible not to wrestle your neighbor."

"I'm a little concerned right now, about your salvation and stuff. How come you have never been baptized?"
"Because, I never got around to it, ok?"

"Do you remember that one time...all the people were chanting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse."

"Mucho take it easy!"

"Maybe I was not made for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy..duty."

"He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden, and..and..a collection of Russian nesting dolls."

"I was wondering if you wanted to join me in my quarters this night, for some toast."

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[–] Nu_Kem_Ator 18 years ago

I get to get up at 5 AM and make soup, it's the best.

My personal favourite.

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[–] chinnockfamily 18 years ago

"They think I don't know a butt-load of crap about the gospel, but I DEW, okay?"

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[–] geobrihar 18 years ago

Nacho: And over there in the tree, is a chipmunk nest. And that right there, is our corn, best in the city, it's delcious. And that is a crazy lady. So now you pretty much know what I do. Pretty dang exciting, huh?

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[–] mick_bubble 17 years ago

OMG That is my favourite line in the whole movie hahaha

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[–] The-Film-Fan 18 years ago

"Yeah, and I remember you getting knocked unconscious, okay!"

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[–] usmarine36 18 years ago

red sum boots!
(read some books!)

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[–] jaurrgu6 18 years ago

"'Cause Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fi-yah!"

They see me mowin' my front lawn...

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[–] s1117670 18 years ago

Enough! Brothers, this is the worst lunch I ever had!

Let's get down to the NEETTY-GREETY! Who is this Encarnacion?

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[–] pitski_hp 18 years ago

This movies is sooo good... I love it... Seen it several times...
In the movie there are a lot of hilarious lines, so I've just picked one:

"Anaconda squeeze"

Freakin hilarious... :D

"A red sun rises - Blood has been spilt this night" Legolas - J.R.R Tolkien -

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[–] Whatever1323 18 years ago

Nacho to Encarnacion at the bus:"YEESssss"

The face he made gets all the money in the movie. Oscar for that move:)

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[–] cuda426 18 years ago

Mmmmm.....good toast

also at the end when he looks over at the sister and makes that goofy smile. Cracks me right up

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[–] RECsDaddy 18 years ago

I enjoy his lines while wrestling

"Anaconda squeeze"

"Nipple twist"

It's a hell of a thing killing a man, you take away all he's got and all he'll ever have.

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[–] gaposadas35 18 years ago

'Tek it eezy!' the accent is perfect!!!!

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[–] ergignac 18 years ago

My Favorite line; People don't think I know a butt load of crap about the Bible, but I do!

~Erg!

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[–] mrdemerito 18 years ago

(In song at end of credits)
Forget about Hector / His mustache is like a girl / I could rupture his intestines / with the flexion of my thighs ...

I am strong, like a stallion...I will carry you through the desert...on my back.

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[–] Shoot_At_Birds 18 years ago

HE´S THE BEEEJST!

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[–] fastdub 18 years ago

"but i couldn't have anybody see my face steven, c'mon"

the deliver is perfect

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[–] fronkenstein 18 years ago

Hey - leggo my blouse! LOL

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[–] mahones 17 years ago

My parents tried to convert eachother

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[–] mcnight 17 years ago

stans caveman everytime they would scream, lol the first time i saw them i was in tears

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[–] MovieForumReaderGuy 17 years ago

Here I thought I was the only one that appreciated that part. That's one thing I like about this place...always someone out there that notices the same things.

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[–] abz48 17 years ago

"it is my turn to sing at the party"

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[–] Brother_h 17 years ago

hm? i smell cookies

how did u find me?
i saw u from the village

I ate some bugs.
I ate some grass.
I used my hand.
To wipe my tears.

those guys were a couple of wussies *fart*

we are up against satin cavemen, so it would be wise if we could....PRAISE THE LORD!

im a maori boy =p
white girls like me =p
but i can kill u if u hurt me >/

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