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Cheesiest line in film history

posted 17 years ago by movieguy7
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1."I've seen a lot of mysteries, but the only one I couldn't solve was why my heart could not forget you"--Edward Norton, The Illusionist.

2."You complete me"--Tom Cruise, Jerry Maguire.

3."It's morphin' time!"--Power Ranger, Power Rangers movie

4."Never stop Rose, promise me you'll never stop"--Leonardo DiCaprio, Titanic.

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[–] reasonformirrors 17 years ago

Haha. "It's morphin' time!"

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[–] RexBanner 17 years ago

Norton's line is a good one, if you listen to it carefull its actually a neg. Clever man.

"I thought the Cop was a prostitute!"

[–] fabrisse 14 years ago

Yeah. That line wasn't cheesy -- that was a panty-dropper.

[–] yashasviac 13 years ago

How the hell was that a neg?

[–] TheatreGeek89 17 years ago

I like #1 & #4 thank you very much.

[–] tsuki570 17 years ago

#4 is wrong, it's " Promise me you'll never LET GO" to which Rose replies... "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." Another cheesy movie line, yet memorable one. ;D

[–] Pellam33 (372) 9 months ago

Always makes me laugh when right after she says that she lets go of his frozen arms.lol

[–] chase61-1 17 years ago

#2 by far !!!

[–] atimnie 16 years ago

Adding #5

"You had me at hello." Also from the over rated Jerry Maguire.

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Welcome to the monkey house, poo will be thrown.

[–] Obnoxiously_Adorable 16 years ago

No, no, no, no, NO.

"Always bet on black." -Wesley Snipes in Passenger57

"I'm going to make you my wiatch." -some random actor in some horrible Warlock movie

I'm so cool the aliens ask me to probe them

[–] titanicsurvivor93 16 years ago

"I've seen a lot of mysteries, but the only one I couldn't solve was why my heart could not forget you"--Edward Norton, The Illusionist.

I liked that quote. I would totally melt if a magician ever said that to me. It's clicheish but I loved the way Norton said it.

"Never stop Rose, promise me you'll never stop"--Leonardo DiCaprio, Titanic.

Leo was so hot in the movie. How could u say that anything that came out of his mouth was cheesy?

"The things you own end up owning you." Tyler Durden, Fight Club

[–] wolfie1422 16 years ago

1."I've seen a lot of mysteries, but the only one I couldn't solve was why my heart could not forget you"--Edward Norton, The Illusionist.

I like that line...it is sweet.

[–] TeaBunny 16 years ago

"You must be a witch... because you've bewitched me." - Johnny Depp, Sleepy Hollow

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"Love means never having to say you're ugly." - the Abominable Dr. Phibes

[–] Corendir 16 years ago

None of these top...

"You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning...same thing that happens to everything else!"

[–] ilovefred 16 years ago

I can't believe no one has said that absolute gem from Indy 4:-

Not into space... into the space between spaces.

[–] sheerja_k 16 years ago

#6 "red,white and blue, dont let me down!"- harrison ford, air force one

[–] RoadDog-4 16 years ago

All great, how bout this one:

#7 "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Roddy Piper (They Live)

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[–] RoseSavels 16 years ago

I'm pretty sure the #4 should go like "never let it go....." and blah blah blah

:)

[–] HisChemicalBurn 16 years ago

No no, nothing tops this line, from The Covenant fight scene with a witch or something:

"I'm gonna make you my wiotch"

WTF for life!

"Tear it up, rip it up, kick it up"

[–] pinkchi 16 years ago

haha is that line from that film? I've watched it like three times but I don't remember, maybe because I was too captivated by the visuals if you know what I mean. God that is an awful line.