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Best or Funniest Moment So Far

posted 20 years ago by Foz90
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I know it's early on in the series but it's so hilarious.

It has got to be the dance sequence though.

[–] divfeeney 19 years ago

The funniest bit has to be when Max and Paddy are trying to sell the pig and they are trying to make him sound good.

Pig Farmer"I happen to need a female round the back who needs servicing"
Paddy"Lets get the pig off our hands first my friend"

Funnier in context of scene probably

[–] 19 years ago

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[–] sax_magic 19 years ago

When Max is handing his stuff in at the prison and he gives a afro comb in and then he says
'You never know, you never know' hilarious !

Willy Wonka,Willy Wonka,the amazing chocolatier
Willy Wonka,Willy Wonka,everybody give a cheer

[–] Rhythm_Rider 19 years ago

best moment is easily raymond the bastard- "news travels fast..."

"Morphology? Longevity? Incept dates?"

[–] Cyclone_Chyno 19 years ago

Max: No, er, she was a kind of midget

Paddy: Isn't that a Queen song?

[–] Jamster_Gallagher5 19 years ago

One of THE best lines of all time in that is when Brian Potter comes into the prison and sees them behind the screen.

Brian: Chrsit al'mighty. The Two Topps. Got a minstrel show on in 'ere. Black as *beep*

and then.

Max: And whats in this cake?
Brian: Sponge, an a bi' of jam. What d'ya expect son, its real half this, not the pi**in Shawshank redemption. If y'adn't stole a bus full o' kiddies, you wouldn't be here in fist place.

(In prison)-After stealing bus
Max: No patrick my friend, this is a case of mistaken identity.
Paddy: What did we mistake 'em for. A stag-do?

In the woods:

Max (talking about Tina): I'd had it up to here (points to head)
Paddy: Don't you mean here (Points to waist)
Max: Thin Ice Patrick.

ALL CLASSIC!

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