Funniest line in the whole movie
John: "Because of you, I am the man I became today"
Mr. Woodcock: "It was just a P.E. class ya fruit!"
When John's accepting the Corn Cobb Key:
"Am I the only one who thinks that Woodcock is the biggest *beep* on the planet?"
Nedderman is the only one clapping and everyone turns around.
And also:
"Oats - I thought your were dead".
OK, so Oats is alive. Whoopty do! WHO GIVES A *beep*
There were so many good lines in this movie.
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Woodcock to Farley:"your mother's got a little woodcock in her"
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