John: "Because of you, I am the man I became today"
Mr. Woodcock: "It was just a P.E. class ya fruit!"
woodcock's porking farley's mom, and the other stuff they said when they found woodcock was going with his mom
your mom, rated e for everyone
Woodcock: "Good job Farley, theres one pothole in this whole town and you managed to find it." lol
shareNOT ONE CHIN UP FARLEY?! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO FAT, GELATENOUS, OUT OF SHAPE KIDS THE WORLD OVER!
Rehtorical Question...Take a lap (or Set of 10)
Lmao, Classic. He makes the perfect prick of a gym teacher.
"Wake-y Wake-y...Eggs and Bake-y"
-Budd, Kill Bill Vol. 2
S-s-s-s-SET OF TEN.
Not one chin up Farley?
You are a disgrace to FAT GELANTENOUS OUT OF SHAPE LITTLE KIDS THE WORLD OVER.
I don't tolerate losers in my gymnasium. Are you gonna be a loser Farley?
FarleyL NOoo...SIR!
Woodcock: Rhetorical Farley, I already know the answer.
AWESOME.
I love this movie.
Farley: Oh, and your cat Raisins? She didn't get caught in a fence... Woodcock strangled her to death!
Little girl: (whimpering)
"Well I dont want my car smelling like a sweaty nutsack Farley. Go shower!"
sharesomething like "you're not taking a shower? This aint France boy"
and
"Put some pants on - this isn't Miami!"
Some good one liners!
This movie was pretty funny but I'm tired of the running jokes on French. We were shaving and showering (more like bathing) long before we helped you kick the king of England out for chrissake !
sharebig ole tittys
shareThere were several really funny lines in this movie...and every one of them was delivered by Amy Poehler. She stole the movie lock, stock and barrel.
First in the bar to the guy doing shots with her, when he was walking away, "Tell me more about your mom!"
Then on the plane: "Do you have a real bottle? I'm an alcoholic, not a Barbie Doll!"
When she was yelling at Farley as he walked out of the TV appearance: "I'll stick my hand up your a** and work you like a puppet!"
Great stuff.
In the end-credit scene, too: "Don't make me lie on Christmas..."
Announcer at the corn cobb eating challenge:
"Keep your hand off your neighbor's cobb!" lol
Woodcock:
"I am known for my meat"
"I don't know about you but I have been thinking about meat all day"
....and all the woodcock porking Farley's mom jokes...those were priceless!
For me, the funniest scene by far, was when they were watching the video "evidence" of Woodcock being a major dick.
"Please Mr Woodcock, don't hit me again"
And the chair comes flying in from off-camera.
I'm glad someone had mentioned this. This was the funniest part of the movie. I had to play it over again three times on TIVO.
share"Hey, Woodcock's stuffin' this guy's mom!"
I laughed out loud at that entire scene when they were finding various descriptives on the way Woodcock was 'doin' his mom. The only funny part of the movie, if you ask me.
Fck yo' thoughts!!!
The footage of Nedderman talking about how John's mom was old, but had those big boobs and how he wanted to stick his head between them and shake it back and forth.
shareLol "Big old titties". That made me laugh so hard..
And also "You have a Dad?" Of course Farley... I'm not Jesus.
Epic timing & delivery :)
Can't believe people didn't find this funny!