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100 Things We've Learned from 'Hounddog'

posted 16 years ago by RipperRoo28
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1. The song "Hound Dog" came out long before Elvis sang it.

2. Snakes can still bite, even if they're dead.

3. If you leave your bedroom window open at night, a bunch of snakes will crawl into bed with you.

4. Never mow your lawn during a storm, especially if your daughter is a sinner.

5. It's okay to walk around barefoot everywhere you go. Your feet won't get cut up.

6. It's a ton of fun swimming around in your underwear.

7. Lewellen will do anything to get her hands on Elvis tickets.

8. Grasshopper cannot cut hair. She will not be a future barber.

9. Rock N Roll music is extremely bad, especially if you go to church.

10. Elvis is coming to town.

Let's keep the list going!

[–] thinkdreamcreate 16 years ago

Now I WANT to see the movie...

[–] dangerboog 16 years ago

86. its totally not weird to have sex with your face pressed against a window..

87. when you know a girl has been raped and you know who it was by, you just keep it to yourself.

88. Buddy aint yo buddy.

89. if you see a puppy take it and keep it, cause thats ok.

90. Milkmen suffer from premature ejaculation.

[–] zaphod1957 15 years ago

91. If you are burtally raped, just sing a song for a room full of half drunken, old men and you will feel much better.

[–] EnglishSummer 15 years ago

92. If you spit on your hand and wipe it on the door frame it won't creak.

93. When your daddy leaves you, don't worry he will be back someday with a gift to make it all better.

94. Abuse is a prerequisite to a meaningful, helpful relationship with black people.

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[–] dunbar7 15 years ago

95) Carrie's mother apparently lived through all the knife wounds and moved to the South.

96) No one runs either the General Store, or the Pool Hall.

97) Grandma can can anything.

98) Elvis took lesurely drives through random parts of the South days before he was scheduled to play there.

"She's, like, a biscuit older than me..."

[–] NeverLeft 15 years ago

99) Firecrackers are a good substitute for scarecrows

100) Even if you would do anything for a ticket to see Elvis in concert, you'll still turn your back to him and sing along when he's performing live on TV.

And we're done, so here's an extra, no charge:
101) People will believe the worst kind of lies about a movie if it stars Dakota Fanning.

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[–] dunbar7 15 years ago

No, see, when people write these things they are meant to be funny. Not serious, funny. A sense of humor is necesary in understanding and appreciating these sorts of posts. Something you clearly lack. Pity.

"She's, like, a biscuit older than me..."

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[–] polishfam 15 years ago

did you read this thread AT ALL?????
damn

[–] Stickman38 15 years ago

103. If you get bit by enough snakes, it will give you some kind of magical ability to sing the blues really really well.

104. Black people have magical abilities that can heal your emotional wounds.

105. Southern white people are so dumb they think drinking Whiskey will heal a snakebite.

106. Black people are smart enough to know that Whiseky won't heal a snakebite.

106. I never want to hear the song 'Hounddog' again.

[–] SherryCL 15 years ago

I get the sarcasm/humor in these except the first two.

Hound Dog did come out before Elvis recorded it

and

dead snakes can still bite.

Those are both facts, not really funny.

Otherwise, pretty good list.

[–] ButterflyAlias 15 years ago

i cannot believe how much this thread makes me laugh. sometimes we can all be a little too self-righteous, myself included, and this just makes me giggle.

[–] crooked_spoons 15 years ago

I agree. I honestly can't believe that people come on these threads and try to "debunk" all the aforementioned posts. How silly, obviously it's meant to be funny, which it was.

And oh my Kenan12345, I had NO idea there was certain specific formula to these threads. Thanks ever so much for enlightening us all. However I see you're Mr. Obvious/Mr. *beep* on the boards so I'll just ignore you.

"Adultery makes a party go such a swing!" Naomi——Skins.

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[–] wordartist1 14 years ago

107. Even rich Southern kids have funky nicknames (e.g., Grasshopper).
108. Never say you will do ANYTHING for concert tickets.
109. Old cars make great hideouts.
110. Sucking the poision out of a snakebite really DOES work.
111. If a pimply-faced milkman asks you to strip and sing for him, run.
112. The Bible explicitly says that rock n' roll music is of the Devil, despite being written thousands of years before rock n' roll existed. Ask any Southern preacher.
113. Rock n' roll is responsible for all forms of juvenile delinquency.

Sometimes an idea is so bad that it starts to be good again.

[–] freddie_is_cute 13 years ago

114. David Morse looks good naked... but has really strange feet.

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