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100 Things We've Learned from 'Hounddog'

posted 16 years ago by RipperRoo28
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1. The song "Hound Dog" came out long before Elvis sang it.

2. Snakes can still bite, even if they're dead.

3. If you leave your bedroom window open at night, a bunch of snakes will crawl into bed with you.

4. Never mow your lawn during a storm, especially if your daughter is a sinner.

5. It's okay to walk around barefoot everywhere you go. Your feet won't get cut up.

6. It's a ton of fun swimming around in your underwear.

7. Lewellen will do anything to get her hands on Elvis tickets.

8. Grasshopper cannot cut hair. She will not be a future barber.

9. Rock N Roll music is extremely bad, especially if you go to church.

10. Elvis is coming to town.

Let's keep the list going!

[–] remmer51 16 years ago

11. Your dad's girlfriend might be your aunt.

12. Getting hit by lightening makes you stupid.

13. Don't go into a pool hall naked.

14. Don't take hand-me-down dresses that are too small.

15. Get the kiss before you pull down your pants.

16. You might be Lewellen if your aunt and grandmother both like your dad.

17. It's better to buy concert tickets online.

18. Singing into a lamp will not get you onto American Idol.

19. Don't let your dog get into the chicken coop.

20. Lou + Ellen = Lewellen

[–] dwacon-2 13 years ago

13. Don't go into a pool hall naked.

Unless you are a terminator looking for clothes...

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[–] sinisterkid 16 years ago

21. Ticketmaster is not the only one that will rape you when obtaining concert tickets.

[–] toranaga74 16 years ago

22. The most dangerous side effect of facial acne is pedophilia.

[–] indiebetty777 14 years ago

hahahahaha.i'm sorry but that was funny!

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[–] theunknowable 16 years ago

23. All white people have problems.

[–] theunknowable 16 years ago

24. All black people are decent and kind.

[–] NeverLeft 16 years ago

25. Don't trust whitey (also was a lesson from Steve Martin's The Jerk)

[–] whiteexpress94 16 years ago

26. Your will only have 2 pairs of dresses, blue and red in that time.
27. Your "supposedly boyfriend" will do anything to see his "girlfriend" do it with the milkman. Even lying to you.

Yea,I AM A GIRL,got a problem with that?

[–] NeverLeft 16 years ago

28. Bangs are cool, no matter who cuts them.

[–] chopper0116 16 years ago

29. Hound dog is a really annoying song.
30. Dakota Fanning is a terrific actress.
31. grandma is real good with a shotgun.
32. Little 11 year old girls can buy 6 packs of beer for their daddy without
any problems.

33. It is important to check for ticks while a child is in the bathtub, WITHOUT
checking their head or hair at all!
34. All of the women had a crush on Lou at one time or another.
35. You can feel it in your toes when daddy's comin' back soon.
36. You have tried every flavor of ice cream, but vanilla is still your favorite!

[–] aznmastermind5 16 years ago

37. Dog vs turkey, dog wins

38. Shotgun vs dog, shotgun wins

39. It's perfectly normal to go into someone's car and put on their clothes

40. Yelling louder and louder in unison solves problems

[–] eminpajamas 16 years ago

41. It's perfectly acceptable to walk around town in your underwear.

42. Nobody in the South wears shoes.

43. Your mom's sister is allowed to take you away to live with her, no problems.

44. Grandma has a crush on Dad.

45. If you find a strange lady in the house, don't be alarmed. It's just dad's girlfriend/your mom's sister.

46. Dads look hella cool with bangs.

47. Lou can't take it any more.

48. If you spit on your hand and wipe it on the door frame it, uh.. Why was she doing that anyway?

49. If you drop bread on people they scream.

50. A dream is a wish your heart makes- oops, wrong movie.

50. (Try two) If you puke outside church, cover it up with dirt and sticks so someone can step on it.

51. Grasshopper and Buddy are little buttheads. Don't trust anyone with stupid names.

52. People with acne are pervs.

53. People who are pervs have acne.

54. Grandma only listens to the Lord's music.

55. Don't drink whiskey when you get bitten by a snake.

[–] goodfellamf-1 16 years ago

56. It's not polite to warn your dad he's about to die.

57. Towtruck drivers are blind and little kids are deaf.

58. Snakes are in the tall grass...NEVER in the short grass.

59. Whiskey will make poison go to your heart even faster.

60. You will be slapped on the back of the hand several times if you steal from grandma.

61. There are no limits to the number of times the same song can be sung in a movie.

[–] NeverLeft 16 years ago

62. Elvis like them young (but we already knew that)

[–] zimpcs 16 years ago

63. All females would strip for a ticket to see Elvis as they would for a klondike bar.

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[–] brokenangal 16 years ago

64. When daddy's girlfriend tries to take you out for ice cream your dog is about to get shot.

65. Repeatedly squealing a boys name in an earsplitting tone will not make him turn the car around.

66. Never sing Hounddog to the milkman.

67. *beep* isn't a derogatory term for an African American, its somebody who gets treated bad.

68. When you know you can't swim for your life its not weird to rope swing into a deep river.

69. Daddy is a lot nicer after he gets struck by lightning.

70. Run from the person yelling "Hey you girl and boy!" across they way, they will be a royal pain in the ass, and screw up your hair.

71. Elvis is the devil.

72. If daddy really really really likes your hairdo, hide the scissors.

73. When you sit in daddy's lap, it makes him "feel so good".

74. Rape does not get you a free pass from church the next day.

75. Grandma can sleep through freakin anything!

76. If a little girl is attacking you, just stand still and lift your chin.

77. Dakota Fanning has a pretty singing voice.

[–] TaKeItOrLeAvEiT 16 years ago

21. Ticketmaster is not the only one that will rape you when obtaining concert tickets.

Sorry this one made me LOL!!!

okay I will try and add some.

78. That if you promise a kiss to a boy he'll show you his [insert choice of body part]

79. That lightening bugs are a constant source of entertainment.

80. Running over a snake over and over doesn't mean it's fully dead.

81. Trading Jelly/Jam for a new hairstyle may not be that great of a deal.

***Hey, it's only my opinion***

[–] Frag1le 16 years ago

82. Girls want to see your 'thing' before they want to kiss you.
83. Grammies store pictures of lost children in cookiejars.
84. Black people don't mind being called a nîgger when you've been raped.
85. White girls can be nîggers too.

ps. just to make sure everyone understands why i used the word nîgger, Lewellen/Dakota uses the term in this film.