100 Things we learned from Transporter 2

65) You can fly an Audi from one parking garage, across a city street, land in another parking garage, skid all the way to the edge of the floor, an inch from a sheer drop, and your blonde crook passenger will not have fainted or soiled herself, rather be quite non-chalant, and ready to shoot at any nearby Police helicopters. Bonus: Any children along for the ride will not be traumatised.

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66. Two buildings will be close enough together(about 6 feet), where you can drive a car across the top



If a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that a hostage situation

The Jamaican cabbie you carjack and almost get killed will be completely fine with stealing a car from some random murderous drug dealer.

Death to shakeycam directors!

71) Selectively engineered, deadly, man-made viruses have "antidotes" even though multi-billion dollar multinational pharmaceutical companies still can't cure Hep C, AIDS, Ebola, or the common cold.
72) An evil drug lord can carry several pints of this antidote safely in his bloodstream for an unspecified length of time with no ill effects.
73) An out-of-training ex-special forces operative can incapacitate half-a-dozen Secret Service agents single-handedly without hurting any of them or getting shot.
74) If you're doing something perfectly innocent in your own home, like getting an ice pack from the fridge, the Secret Service agents who are guarding you will pop up unexpectedly out of thin air to bark "IS EVERYTHING OK" at you.
75) Conversely, when a Secret Service agent hears a highly provocative noise in a room of the house where they are guarding someone, they will poke their heads in the door, glare suspiciously around for a few seconds, and then leave abruptly without further investigation.
76) South American drug lords who look distinctly South American and speak with thick Colombian accents have Italian names like Gianni.

"No no no- don't tug on that... you never know what it might be attached to."