100 Things we learned from Transporter 2

7) If a plane crashes into the ocean front-first, water will rush in through the back.

8) Airplanes can freely spin in circles while flying

9) It's never a good idea to decorate your living room walls with swords

10) If a car crashes, it WILL explode

15) Evil henchwoman will always carry two guns and fire on you in an open public place, with guns that never ever need to be reloaded.

5) Jet Skis can slide on concrete for at least half a mile
And catch a bus.
8) Airplanes can freely spin in circles while flying
Not sure what that means, but I saw a flat spin, which is one of the
more difficult failures modes to recover from.
10) If a car crashes, it WILL explode
And not just explode, but disintegrate.
12) All doors are bulletproof.
But the hinges are so shoddy that the door will pop off if anyone
bumps into it. And only office doors are bullet-proof: car doors are
not.

25) At least one person has a car with a fancy computerized ignition
lock but not a proximity alarm.

26) A 105-pound waif-like fashion model can fire two fully-automatic
9-mm pistols simultaneously, one in each hand, without any hint of
muzzle rise.

27) If you are captured by the Bad Guys, they won't shoot you -- they'd
rather blow you up, for some reason. ("You just don't get it, Scott, do
you?")

28) If a bomb explodes under your car, you will certainly be killed, but
if it explodes NEAR your car, you'll be fine.

29) Bullet-proof glass looks just like regular auto glass (and bullets
not only don't penetrate, they don't even leave marks). The extra weight
doesn't affect the car's performance or handling.

30) Parkour is good practice for chasing bad guys (but being an alumna
of Cirque du Soleil is not so helpful).

31) A 1940s-era hypodermic syringe (with needle attached) can take any
amount of abuse without breaking, leaking, or malfunctioning.

32) If arrested, you have a right to unrestricted use of any computer
you find, without need for a password, and without anyone asking any
questions.

33) Bad-guy scientists working in infectious diseases labs leave loaded
guns lying around for anyone to pick up but never lock their doors.

34) Galileo was wrong: humans fall faster than vials of anti-virus --
but if the fragile glass envelope breaks, the antivirus somehow becomes
useless, so you might as well throw it away.

35) Doctors make house calls and can diagnose "a minor viral infection"
without any need for patient history or lab tests.

36) Frank can safely administer an intravenous injection of anti-virus
without knowing the correct dose. (And, unless I missed something, one
injection will cure mother, son, and Frank!)

37) If a pilot leaves the controls, an airplane will immediately go
horribly out of control.

38) When an airplane is falling end-over-end through the air, the floor
inside will remain horizontal, and people will be able to walk (and
fight) on it.

To be honest, I learned some of these from TV Tropes
(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage).

If you visit the site, use caution: it can be addictive
(http://xkcd.com/609/).

39) Audi A8L W12 is a tough car: drive it through a concrete barricade, drop it a couple of stories (more than once), set off a bomb near it -- won't blow the tires, won't affect the suspension, won't even scratch the paint.

41) When an airplane crash into the ocean, you still can fight with someone and there's 7-8 boats that will arrived in the same time to rescue you.

42) You can easily access the U.S. Marshall computers from a Car in less than a minute with the help from someone who never touch those systems.

43) When 10 people are shooting at your car, just get yourself out of windows way and you'll be fine. Bullets don't go through a Cab door.

51) Always have a spare outfit in the trunk of your car in case you run into trouble. You can change it in the street in front of an explosion and no-one will care.

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These "things I learned" threads are stupid.