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Most Ridiculous Movie Scene EVER!


At around 35 mins into the films there is a scene where Frank Martin realises there is a bomb attached to the bottom of his car, he is forced to drive off from the baddies at gunpoint. He accelerates at this crane dangling in the air and then manages to drive up a ramp rolling the car as it flies through the air. He perfectly judges everything and the hook at the bottom of the crane just knocks the bomb off the underside of the car. The car finishes its spin perfectly landing back on its wheels and speeds off.

LOL

Has anyone got a more ridiculous movie scene than this one?

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I enjoyed the film, overall, but man, these scenes were stupid.

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If it wasn't for my blond girlfriend,i would have left the cinema after the first action scene!

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Well, in Equilibrium, the guy does a running backflip off of a motorcycle, elevating himself higher than probably humanly possible, while shooting people left and right. Pretty ridiculous.

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he's a professional driver. he's SUPPOSE to be able to drive like that. if he wasn't, then we wouldnt accuse him of being a STUNT/PROFESSIONAL driver!! duh!!! listen to what ppl are saying next time!!!!!

i told your boy friend he was gay , and he hit me with his purse.

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I liked how the car stayed EXACTLY the same through the whole movie! Not one scartch! even after those "ridiculuos" stunts! you dont even see a spec of mud on the car after he drives on the beach!

Another unprobable stunt was when he was keeping the jetski perfectly balanced on while skidding on the paved highway! I mean c'mon!

...and i thought the first Transporter was wayout there!

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(sigh) they have more then one car u know. and there called STUNTS, they are suppose to be able to do all the "ridiculuos" moves like that. if they didn't then it would be the lamest action movie alive. and they also have special affects which is something u can't get in real life. and it just makes things more interesting when u use things that normal ppl can't do. i say just be quiet and accept the fact that it was a aweomse movie.

i told your boy friend he was gay , and he hit me with his purse.

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You gotta also love how he can transfer data to someone at any computer just by asking "Are you near a computer?"

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lol, whats really funny is when he was picking that kid up from school, and the kids dragged there back packs across his car he got all spazzy, but doesnt care when his car crashes through a wall

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hmm... I guess you don't like the James Bond movies either?? those films are just full of stupid and crazy scenes. I know, it's not real. Who likes that?? :-)

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"This was complete bullsh_t. I never turn movies off and I had to turn this off.

The first Transporter was way good but after the car flip to release the bomb my intelligence was vivaciously molested. I couldn’t get over it and then the airplane was beyond bogus.

Pisses me off; no suspension of disbelief!!!!!!"

If you turned it off, how come you saw the airplane scene...?


Yes the movie was quite amusing, and yes those scenes were among the worst ever i have seen in a action movie...

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Overall it wasn't a bad film. But I agree these scenes were rediculous. I think my main problem with the movie, is that it didn't didn't have the same tone as the first one, which I really liked. The original at least had some feel of actual realism, and physics. This one was just explosions, wire fighting, and a techno soundtrack. It just didn't really do it for me. Some of the fights were pretty good though. Also, did anyone else notice that in this one he killed alot, while in the first he made it a boint not to kill unless it was unavoidable?

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Haha! Ya, that crap drives me nuts. Everyone in every movie knows how to use every computer system on the planet instantly. This movie set a new record for stupidity with the magic data transfer to the miscellaneous computer.

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Didn't he hack the hospitol's security system with his iPod?

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! :D

These movies are good tho because they wear the rediculousness on their sleeve. They're not even trying to be stupid just silly. Whimsical.

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This is one of the scenes that made me love this movie.
Most of the awesomeness in this movie is gained by decipting Jason Statham as a kind of superhero, which I think is totally awesome. Always maintaining his cool and being super awesome(*sigh* repeat) in every situation he enters. I tell you, he's the new Chuck Norris.

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why has no one noted the following: that woman shoots a police helicopter for like 2 seconds and it explodes, which is completely stupid. the car smashes through a brick wall and hits a bunch of metal pipes the car doesn't even get dusty. at one point the blond woman threatens to kill frank by aiming her silenced guns past the sides of his head(not at his head), oh and right after that they lock each other and start shooting at nothing for no reason.
at one point frank gaurds himself with a wooden door and for some reason the bullets dont go through it yet seconds later they go through metal elivator doors. sometimes explosions are completely unexplained. how did frank instantly link from the cars computer to the exact computer his friend at the police station was on? I think I could pick every part of this film apart.

but still it had some great action scenes in it.

the incredible industructable frank, heh yeah.

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This movie reminded me of one of the all-time ridiculous movies: "Commando". Just one laugh after another. The scene where Schwarzenegger slides out of the rear of a jet taking off, bounces off the tarmac and then gets up and runs off as if he had just rolled out of bed, was hilarious. The ending, where he kills about 300 armed guys singlehandedly, was the icing on the cake. Still one of my favorite stupid movies. While we're on the subject, what about Uma Thurman taking on 90 some-odd guys in a samurai sword fight in "Kill Bill"? And winning!

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Stealth is pretty bad, but that scene was pretty incredible.

My life isn't any better than yours.

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Yes, it is absolutely ridiculous... and that was surely the point.

More ridiculous... yes, plenty! Check out Jet Li using his kid as kung-fu yoyo in MY FATHER IS A HERO, or the entire film in BLACK PANTHER WARRIORS :)

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I j ust watched the film last night and some of the action sequences were impossible but c'mon the film kicked so much ass. When the car jumps off the building and into the other reminded me of John Woo's The Hostage where the car does almost the exact same thing without the building jump. i thought omg that is so sick. Who cares if the action scenes were impossible, its a much better film than the first one. I'm gong to watch it again right now.

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If you remember from transporter 1, Frank is a man of precision. He would easily been able to figure out how to execute that maneuver. And also, with the riddles in this film, he is an intelligent person.



JK, that *beep* was rediculous

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Is that he can fight 20 guys who are armed and stuff but he can't beat the boss who doesn't seem to be a man that can fight. I mean, the fightscenes in the airplane was ridicilous (not just cause they didn't die) because he couldn't beat the boss but the rest he had no problems with. What's up with that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?

Piece of *beep* that's what this is

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The movie certainly strethced the realms of reality for sure. But..

He couldn't kill or mangle the guy to much. Remember he had the cure? He could also fight. Remember the beginning when he was outside fighting guys with the kendo sticks? The IV and how he explained that it was his insurance policy because he felt he was indestructable. The only reason he didn't kill him is that he needed him alive...

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"He couldn't kill or mangle the guy to much. Remember he had the cure? He could also fight. Remember the beginning when he was outside fighting guys with the kendo sticks? The IV and how he explained that it was his insurance policy because he felt he was indestructable. The only reason he didn't kill him is that he needed him alive... "

Yes I understood that but he couldn't beat him anyway.



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Say, wasn't it kinda ridiculous when immediately after the Transporter made the jump off of the car park & the helicopter exploded, there was the scene where the bum in the alley looked up and the magical Transportermobile was driving on top of the alley with one wheel on either side of the alley. What I'd like to know is how the hell they got down after that scene. I just imagined that he was using it as a runway and his car just started flying.

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ahahaha

your the friggin best.

Boy in Back seat: Woah, Frank. You better back up, we don't have enough rooftop to get to up to 88."

Frank: Roads? Where we're going we don't need *flips down shades*...roads.

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