Funniest part of the movie

The funniest part of the movie for me was when Joe explains everything to Dr. Lexus (Justin Long) and after hearing everything, he replies "Right. Kick ass."

Watched the scene too many times and it never gets old.

President Camacho maybe got me laughing the most. Great movie.

I think the funniest moments are Luke Wilson's mortified reactions to Frito simulating doggy-style in public.


And then this dialogue, after Frito does it for the 2nd time ("everybody gets laid at the White House!"):

Joe: Listen, I told these people that you were smart, so act smart!
Frito: Smart like you? Oh, I gotta go to the time machine, I wanna go home!
Joe: I don't talk like that.
Frito: I dont talk like that.
Guard: Sh*t, I thought there was two of you.
Frito: Huh! See....


Never fails to crack me up.

Too many to count.

When the cops shoot up Frito's car and he gets all excited seeing all this violence and destruction and then Joe points out it's HIS car being destroyed.

When Joe is in court and tells Frito he's innocent: (paraphrasing) "That's not what the other lawyer said!"

It's spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced 'Throat-Warbler Mangrove'

Any scene with Terry Crews. The guy just killed me as President Camacho.
"I thought your head would be bigger, looks like a peanut".
"Now I understand everyone's s**t is emotional right now!".
"Not Sure, git your a** up here wherever you is, yo peanut head up in here!"
I loved the whole movie though. I just saw it for the first time a couple of weeks ago and have seen it about 10 times since.

I've always loved the look on the Secretary of Education's face.

http://www.turnoffyourtv.com/commentary/morons/idiocracy2.jpg

Every part of this movie is funny. Some that haven't been mentioned yet -

The high intelligence couple saying why they haven't had kids - The guy dies of a stroke trying to provide a sample but she still has her fingers crossed.

The woman trying to buy fries when the Carl Jr. machine rips her off, then declares her a unfit mom, then knocks her out saying her kids are the property of Carl Jr.'s

Frito on his way to video the plants growing stopping for "Starbucks" on the way.

When Joe finally gets up from his desk at the army base, the guy that replaces him is pretty much his clone and starts goofing off immediately

The talk between Joe and Rita where he explains he's always admired people who can do "a little of this.. a little of that" for a living.

Frito meeting the "Ow my balls" guy - "I've always admired your work" then slamming his nads.

The ass movie winning the Academy Award for best screenplay.

It goes on and on.

The slide they are watching toward the beginning.







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