I dare you.
"When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws. Only catapults."
oh god...The Black Daliah. Not the recent one with Hillary Swank and josh hartnett. I rented it by accident when i was trying to get the new one and oh my god...pure Sh*t.
shareWell Let's See:
1). American Pie and all of its awful sequels (what a disgrace this trash is!)
2). Monkeybone (what a piece of garbage)
3). Woo (Only movie I actually asked for my money back)
4). Lake Placid (such a stupid movie with such a good cast, what a waste)
5). Hard Candy (Great acting, but what an awful movie with such a terrible
ending)
Captivity wasn't bad in my opinion, just generic but at least it has Elisha!
DARKNESS
NEXT
UNIVERSAL SOLDIER
SNOOP DOG'S HOUSE OF HORROR
Need I give more???
There are plenty of bad films out there. This one was not one of them, a lot of predictable stuff, but hey most movies nowadays are fairly predictable. Aside from the general stupidity of a character in any horror film, (this one is not exempt from that category), The only thing that really ticked me off was the bad camera shots here and there. I get the fact that it is supposed to be the other person's view through the dirty window but ...but if it's a closeup of her or vice versa then the dirty window shot is useless. Other than that pretty well done. There was enough creep factor in here to make me pissed that I waited for it to come out on video instead of going to the theatre where I could laugh at all the macho teenagers gagging at the site of blood.
"A plan is a list of things that don't happen" Way of the Gun
OPEN WATER!!! Absolutely the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. I shiver whenever anyone ever mentions that title...
Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.
Also, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I fall asleep every time I try and watch it.
I thought that Lake Placid was actually pretty good. Just because a movie is not amazing does not mean that it totally blows.
I still stand by my Open Water choice though. Nothing will ever change my mind about that... 2 hours of people floating in the water, the terrible background music of 2 old guys chanting, and the ending is just retarded. I spit on that movie...
Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.
I'm gonna show you, arabian nightzz. Um, well there's...and then there's...or there's...on the other hand. Nevermind.
"And what would a note say, Dan? 'Cat dead, details later'?"
[deleted]
I agree with the labeling of this as generic. It was short, so it didn't drag on and make me feel pain.
I'd throw the tons of movies done by Mystery Science Theater 3000 as examples of worst movies than this.
Heck the directors own City of Joy I liked less than this.
drew
Every spark of friendship and love will die without a hope
- The Arcade Fire
cabin fever, quills, click, the cave..to name a few..
"It's probably just a serial killer or something."