Random lines you love...


"He may be lacking in courtesy, but he's the best martial artist Detroit has to offer"

"That's right actor, just stay the fvck away from me."

Another brilliant post Steinberg...

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"You had me at d!cks fvck a@@holes."


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-This is a nice limo.
-Yes,yes it is....now suck my co--....

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-Derk derk Allah....derka derka Muhammed jihad. Ahappa shuppa shuppa...Abagala.

-Aaah,derka,derka,derka....

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I promise, I will never die.


Of course, if you're not interested, there's the door. (Spotswood points)
Okay, thanks. (Gary leaves)
Huh.


We're guards!

Maybe he should... fire his translator??



Hey Whitey! Where's your hat?

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Yes, that line about "there's the door" and he just walks out. Classic.

"Worthington, we're being attacked by giant bats!"

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In Paris:

Don't worry, everything is bon.

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Freedom costs a buck o-five. The whole song kills me

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"It'll be like 9/11 times 100."

"9/11 times 100? Jesus, that's..."

"Yes. Ninety-one thousand one hundred."

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When Spottswoode first meets Gary and asks him to follow him, he does this little dance in the air as he's turning around. That always cracks me up!

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"Surprise, cock- fags!"

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"I am serious, look (he points) this is my serious face"

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