"He may be lacking in courtesy, but he's the best martial artist Detroit has to offer"
"That's right actor, just stay the fvck away from me."
Another brilliant post Steinberg...share
my favorite line is: hey terrorist, terrorize this!
I also liked: i treasure your friendship
I thought the d*cks, a$$holes and pu$$ies monologue was the funniest part of this movie. Mainly because of how much sense it actually made.
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Welcome to the middle of nowhere--the center of everywhere.
From the deleted scenes:
TA Memeber: You're one of Kim Jong Il's puppets.
Evil Celeb: I'm not a puppet YOU'RE a puppet!
TAM: YOU'RE a puppet!
EC: YOU'RE a puppet!
TAM: YOU'RE a puppet
EC: YOU'RE a pupp---
----------------------Ya'll get the idea!
**these go to eleven **
Why is everyone so f___king stupid? Why can't everyone be more interrigent, rike me?
shareApologies if I missed it being listed, but "theres no "I" in Team America" always made me laugh.
And the whole Hans Blix thing, especially "Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are" and the bit where Hans Blix's skeleton is still holding his briefcase in the tank later on, and,and, so much more...
"Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails."
"What would a girl like Sarah want with a simple Nebraska boy like me? I don't know nothing about fancy cars and fancy restaurants. Still, I'd love to show her a full-moon night on the cornfields..."